/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3230

>2075528 infected
>134286 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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did you pray to corona chan today?

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The best strategy is to let the virus infect young people and create herd immunity, while isolating vulnerable groups, i.e. boomers.

This take is insightful.
americanthinker.com/articles/2020/04/viruses_101_how_overprotecting_people_from_covid_19_could_make_it_more_lethal.html

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>checked
decs

>reduce tuberculosis deaths to only 1-1.5 million per year in the past 100 years
>population fucking explodes by the billions
Welp.

Wear a mask if you must leave your shelter. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

/bootlicker General/ - where happeningfags beg for lockdowns

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there is no such thing as herd immunity to coronachan

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>almsot 100k new cases today with more than half the planet on lockdown
Damn what the absolute fuck are we thinking trying to reopen burgerbros?

Goodbye Degenerates.

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I WANT ECONOMIC AND SOCIETAL COLLAPSE NOW

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i mean, 5 mill doesnt seem that far, it'll be around 3.5 or 4

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If the virus becomes endemic, the vulnerable groups will never be completely safe from it.

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Give it to me straight, is Spain going to have a huge second round of reinfections or not?
>one of the worst hit countries suddenly opens up
>no news since
>no spanons seem to be posting updates

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>t-this will blow over in 2 more weeks trust me

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forget the numbers

The president all but confirmed it came from the Wuhan Biolabs and is still talking about opening back up

It's worse than any pandemic movie ever.

>Still no treatment.

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Before anyone asks: it's an image generated by a neural network trained on various other images and hence the pretty patterns.

Nothing to see here, move along.

Did I miss anything from this episode of el presidente tv?

>Our wildly anachronistic approach to COVID 19 notwithstanding, we have spent billions for research and know volumes more about viruses and immunity than we did a century ago. The crime is that we the taxpaying public never received a proper education on the subject. I realized that myself 20 years ago when I first read J. R. Paul’s A History of Poliomyelitis. It quietly reveals that almost none of what we have learned in American public schools is even close to the truth.

>More importantly, the deep knowledge of viruses garnered from studying both the original H1N1 flu and polio strongly implies that, if we continue to over-react and over-protect people from COVID 19, we risk turning it into a much more lethal virus. In order to understand why I am so concerned about that, first let’s look at how the original flu virus turned into the worst killer the world has ever known, one which not only felled older people and those with weakened immunity, but people in the prime of life including older children and young adults:

>In stark contrast to the quixotic fantasies driving our stay-at-home American approach, which sees all new viruses as equally terrifying, British health authorities are taking the more sober approach, one which is solidly based on contemporary virological, immunological and evolutionary biological theory: letting children go to school, to acquire COVID 19 and become naturally immune is absolutely the best way to assure that this new virus learns to peacefully coexist with we human beings. Viruses have always been with us, and are part of our very genomes.

#MeToo

You will get it one way or another. Just about how fast you want it to happen. We are finished this thing is the great equalizer.

>he thinks there will be one

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Here's the timeline on that
>This was because a Chink at a bat at a wet market in Wuhan
>Nope zero chance that level 4 biolab nearby was where it came from don't be a schizo
>Okay, yes it *probably* came from that lab but it's totally something that was from nature that they were studying at the lab
------You are here-----
>Okay, yes it's a chimera that they created in the lab
>Okay goddamn it we admit it, it's a bioweapon
>*coof*

FREE CORONACHAN

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>Germany reports 1,297 new cases and 212 new deaths
Krautsbros, are you ok?

I heard reports of meat packing plants shutting down. Is it too late to stock up on meat? The store closes in 2 hours. FUCK

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>Spain going to have a huge second round of reinfections or not?
bigger than before (not just for spain but every country)

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They pretty much confirmed that the virus started because some chink thot didnt take proper precaution and then spread it around the wet markets.

No, he said tomorrow's presser is going to be good though.

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This was all a nothingburger cover to arrest all the celebrities in the pedophile rings!! It was also a giant tyrannical trampling of our rights, like the right of eating burgers at diners cooked by Mexicans. Don't tread on me, demonRATS!!

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how are you guys gonna shitpost when there is no internet anymore?

Any ideas for apocalyptic irl shitposting we can agree on already before the internet goes off?

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Already posted but I will post again
medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.10.20060699v1.full.pdf
HCQ shows no effect in trail with control group
Things are looking good for Corona-chan not so good for humans.

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Someone redpill me on kn95 masks

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 641,813 (28,443) #2 Spain 177,644 (18,708) #3 Italy 165,155 (21,645) #4 France 147,863 (17,167) #5 Germany 134,753 (3,804) #6 United Kingdom 98,476 (12,868) #7 China 82,295 (3,342) #8 Iran 76,389 (4,777) #9 Turkey 69,392 (1,518) #10 Belgium 33,573 (4,440) #11 Brazil 28,320 (1,736) #12 Canada 28,205 (1,006) #13 Netherlands 28,153 (3,134) #14 Switzerland 26,336 (1,239) #15 Russia 24,490 (198) #16 Portugal 18,091 (599) #17 Austria 14,336 (393) #18 Ireland 12,547 (444) #19 Israel 12,501 (130) #20 India 12,322 (405) #21 Sweden 11,927 (1,203) #22 Peru 11,475 (254) #23 South Korea 10,591 (225) #24 Chile 8,273 (94) #25 Japan 8,100 (146) #26 Ecuador 7,858 (388) #27 Poland 7,582 (286) #28 Romania 7,216 (372) #29 Norway 6,740 (150) #30 Denmark 6,681 (309) #31 Australia 6,447 (63) #32 Pakistan 6,383 (111) #33 Czech Republic 6,216 (166) #34 Saudi Arabia 5,862 (79) #35 Philippines 5,453 (349)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +27,927 (+2,396) #2 United Kingdom +4,603 (+761) #3 France +4,560 (+1,438) #4 Turkey +4,281 (+115) #5 Spain +3,584 (+453) #6 Russia +3,388 (+28) #7 Brazil +3,058 (+204) #8 Italy +2,667 (+578) #9 Germany +2,543 (+309) #10 Belgium +2,454 (+283) #11 Iran +1,512 (+94) #12 Peru +1,172 (+24) #13 Canada +1,142 (+103) #14 Ireland +1,068 (+38) #15 India +835 (+12) #16 Netherlands +734 (+189) #17 Portugal +643 (+32) #18 Pakistan +546 (+15) #19 Saudi Arabia +493 (+6) #20 Sweden +482 (+170) #21 Israel +455 (+7) #22 Belarus +447 (+3) #23 United Arab Emirates +432 (+5) #24 Serbia +408 (+5) #25 Switzerland +400 (+65) #26 Ukraine +392 (+10) #27 Mexico +385 (+74) #28 Poland +380 (+23) #29 Chile +356 (+2) #30 Romania +337 (+21) #31 Dominican Republic +328 (+6) #32 Indonesia +297 (+10) #33 Ecuador +255 (+19) #34 Philippines +230 (+14) #35 Bangladesh +219 (+4)…

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Wonder what the projected spike is opening early like this, bet we double or triple a week after.

JANNIES ARE FAGGOTS
Programmed to kill:
-docdroid.net/riM594s/david-mcgowan-programmed-to-kill-pdf
-The greenbaum speech:
empty-memories.nl/science/greenbaum.pdf
youtube.com/watch?v=9FUersarZuo
-The finders cult:
vault.fbi.gov/the-finders/the-finders-part-01-of-03/view
-Dutroux (Wikileaks):
wikileaks.org/wiki/Belgium:_Dutroux_dossier_summary,_1235_pages,_2005

today is the highest daily death toll, breaking the previous record of 7300+.............

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These lockdowns are mainly protecting people who don't fucking work...all so tiresome.
Open trade with the rice, pay the price.

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Yes, it's clear how much she really loves us back.

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Head of agriculture said the nation is good on food. I wouldn't worry senpai. Don't panic buy.

>we'll have a safe and effective vaccine in just 2 more weeks

that's true, but NOBODY will be safe from it if we don't allow the virus to take its course. There will be a second wave, a third wave, and so on.

metalbulletin.com/Article/3927750/Spain-extends-lockdown-to-April-26-eases-restrictions-for-non-essential-sectors.html

Not the best source but GOOLAG has been kneecapping Corona-chan search (as all search in general for 5+ years) hard lately.

Also you can google it yourself - not such a hard task to do.

feels great that Denmark is planning on pulling a Sweden now

Now would be the time to get basically everything. Expect a logistical nightmare coming up, Amazon in France is set to be shutting down. I'm seeing all kinds of factories and grocers popping up with cases.

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Are we going to see massive die offs in Nigeria/India/Bangladesh etc? Somehow this isn't hitting the third world, which seems wrong. Should we trust any numbers as comprehensive? I mean they're good for localities but the totals are probably not fully accurate? China probably has 100k dead just by themselves at this point.

Update from Denmark

Kindergarten, nurseries and elementary schools opened today but it is nothing like it was before

Kids are being schooled very few in each class room keeping 2 meters of distance between them at all times

Long term plan is for all kids age 12 and above to have online lessons from home until vaccine is developed

Same goes for universities. Some classes that require lab work will be opened up in very limited format.

Stores etc are opening up but very few people going out

Most companies along with the state infrastructure are settling in for work from home long term until a vaccine is developed

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>speak on facetime to normie friends
>mention ive not left my house at all in 3 weeks
>"user how the fuck are you managing that don't you get bored?"
Feels good being comfy and getting borisbux

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>suddenly opens up
we are still locked up, only jobs went back to normal (and not all of them) so our economy doesnt crash and burn even harder

Honestly I'm kind of glad there's no treatment. I am diabetic and want to die, I just hope it's a relatively quick and painless death

And you were doing so well too

Yes. Have patience it takes time for dead to set in.

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Catalonia funeral report two times more deaths by Coronavirus than Catalonia government.

twitter.com/matthewbennett

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No herd immunity when the virus mutates.

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>I just hope it's a relatively quick and painless death
user...

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If their data is not faked. It will take probably a month for a huge noticeable spike in cases to happen. With that month of low cases, they will celebrate. Other countries will notice and will follow suit.

If their data is fake, they will just continue for the economy™.

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>sitting at home
>suddenly start feeling anxious
>breathing elevated
>"oh fuck is it corona?"
>breathing gets more shallow
>"oh fuck oh no oh shit"
>breathing gets faster and heavier
>"OH LORD IT'S OVER IM GONNA BE DEAD IN 30 MINUTES OH FUCK"
Almost snowballed myself into a full blown panic attack by stressing myself more thereby making it harder to breathe in a vicious cycle.

What is wrong with me?

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this general is on life support

What do normies even do for fun in bongland? Besides drinking

HOSPITALS IN INDIA GETTING HUGE INFLUX OF DEAD ON ARRIVAL PATIENTS. MOST ARE BETWEEN THE AGES OF 45-60.
>thenews.com.pk/print/644430-why-are-karachi-s-hospitals-getting-more-doas-near-death-patients

>relatively quick and painless death

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What am I looking at?

If the study reports are true that it invades T cells, since HCQ is a weak immuno suppressant its just amplifying the disease course.
Its actually a win for Corona if people take HCQ.

What is the point in that? All of the countries seem hell bent on opening up AFTER we confirmed that it's from the lab.

Does the powers that be want the virus to run it's course kill off whatever % of the population and then build from the remains?

also speaking of swedistan........they have also broken a record today........today is the highest daily death toll recorded so far at 170 deaths (so far)

breaking the previous record of 114 deaths a day......

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Yes. May her destruction of humanity be without mercy or exception.

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So there are no recovered patients after all

Anxiety

Yes

>I just hope it's a relatively quick and painless death

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then die, you diabetic fuck. I'm tired of paying for your healthcare.

This was right after the mom getting eaten by an elevator incident.

>employer starting a """voluntary layoff program"""
>doing an individual performance evaluation this week for a bunch of people
Whelp. How are the lines at the soup kitchens?

They build deathtraps which allow the panel on the top to rotate and give way to let you fall through to the floor below. Usually results in death. Videos spread of this all the time. Escalators that "eat" Chinese food.

And you shall have it

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I've always wondered this

waggy go back to your caggy

The only hope to destroy this clown world...

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Sweden is done, just compare Switzerland (2nd most infected country per capita world wide) and Sweden.

It's over for Farah, Yusuf and Amaal

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>relatively quick and painless death
head under a rock the last few months lad?

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Honestly not a lot
I'm used to being a wage slave now so a lot of my time is spent at work