Surviving the Great Depression

This is why I fear having kids if it gets to this level its a thousand times harder to survive.

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learn to enjoy eating human meat

Bought 25lbs lentils, 25lbs beans, 20lbs whey isolate, and 10lbs dehydrated vegetables back when this started.

Still earning my $92k a year working from home but literally have spent nothing but my internet bill and mortgage (15 year, 5 years in) since.

Bought almost the low of the dip for stonks. Still have some money in muni and gold bonds. Mostly cash on hand to buy. Did make $120 on an inverse short ETF, but didn't risk enough for big gains.

Plenty of iodine for if water goes out too. I do have plywood for the windows and a shotgun for worst case scenerios.

Remember to get fire extinguishers, only way to stop a burn out .

Otherwise getting Yas Forums thanks to rations and lifting at home.

I will be fine.

We should copy China's policy on breeding, not everyone should be allowed to get children

AGRICULTURE

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Koevoet in de kofferbak bak

Learn how to manipulate people, you will need to learn how to bluff police and military personel drunk on their own power.
Learn how to grow your own food.
Learn how to fabricate & repair mechanical and electrical equipment.
Learn how to fight, you've probably already been disarmed.
Law enforcers will become rogue bandits, you will have to fight them in the near future.
That should be enough to see you fare better off than 99% of the "useless eaters"

Being retired like me

yes, responsibilities like children really weights in time like these...
As for myself I'm only 21, male, able bodied, childless. Surviving a depression won't be a problem, except in a war scenario

Critical infrastructure will always be in demand: upstream materials, power production, water treatment, healthcare support (not a fucking nurse; get a BMET degree). “Lol be a plumber” is kind of dumb advice; people will either do their own plumbing, find a friend who can help, or go without. That’s pretty much all jobs that would normally be hired by regular people; residential electricians, plumbers, carpenters, finish work... all of the meme trades will be finished in an economic collapse.

It also depends on immigration. “Oh no, our economy is faultering; better bring in millions of scab laborers from Mexico so we can temporarily lower the bottom line.” Plenty of Mexicans know how to weld and drive trucks.

Andrew Yang is right about automation. Learn to program PLC’s. “Hurr durr Indian coders and Muh C++.” Learn latter logic and Lua, nigger. That’s what PLC’s and industrial instrumentation are using now (yes, Lua).

oh no the big line going down ahhhhhhh

So...sales.

butchering and meat curing, alcohol distilling, artisanal toilet paper maker, cheesemaking, canner and preserver, bread baker
sowing, cobbling, hatmaking
rag recycler, can toymaker, card and domino's grifter

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Beans contain high levels of pectin. It prevents your body from absorbing micro nutrients consumed with that meal. It’s why bean and rice with a side of vegetables is never a thing.

Yes sales is fraude plegh3n conschtant bruur

I laughed but its not the end of the world. There will be soup kitchens and something like 24.9% unemployment similar to the first depression. Its going to be shit for lower and middle class. I doubt the rich will give a shit.

All in on drifting gambler here.

Grow potatoes, you ought to know that.

bins and rice and vegetables are a huge thing here in mexico, sort yourself out
tortillas + beans is almost all you need to eat if you're not a homofag vegan retard
see, making progress!

also knowing how to cook, and maybe some old fashion chemical recipe's will make good buck

I will probably resort to banditry at some point user.

Sheep. lots and lots of sheep.

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>Bought almost the low of the dip for stonks
lmao no you didn't

Been eating tons of beans and lentils for 13 years. Also been liftan 13 years. Doesnt stop me from being able to walk around with visible abs year round and hit advanced to exceptional on every Symmetrical Strength lift group.

I swear people are retarded about nutrition.

>What are some good jobs that will survive?
Engineering.