White House Chinese Virus Press Briefing #2

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VIDEO SCREENS ARE BACK!!!
FAT NIGGER BITCH SHEBOON REPORTER IS THERE!!!! :D
Ordered 500 million masks.
Delivered 100 million masks so far.
Trump possibly adjourning Congress because they're all "a scam."

The White House
youtube.com/watch?v=_f0f-JoUxrI

Fox News
youtube.com/watch?v=QqmUoqpe2oY

Fox 10 Phoenix
youtube.com/watch?v=XwOS0NZNjLA

Global News
youtube.com/watch?v=gk4g0ECx-mI

C-SPAN
youtube.com/watch?v=oDcWTs6TsZo

Fox Business
youtube.com/watch?v=c5ACME0ZNaY

U.S. Department of State
youtube.com/watch?v=rUsk865_zSA

CBS
youtube.com/watch?v=K9ADvu28Plo

NBC
youtube.com/watch?v=f6_lw8BuKlU

Q posted bunch today
qmap.pub/

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Other urls found in this thread:

qmap.pub/
docdroid.net/riM594s/david-mcgowan-programmed-to-kill-pdf
empty-memories.nl/science/greenbaum.pdf
youtube.com/watch?v=9FUersarZuo
vault.fbi.gov/the-finders/the-finders-part-01-of-03/view
wikileaks.org/wiki/Belgium:_Dutroux_dossier_summary,_1235_pages,_2005
youtube.com/watch?v=3bXWGxhd7ic
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

JFC he talks too much.

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Sure is a distinct lack of scientists during a pandemic briefing.

fuck niggers and jannies

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>I AM THE SENATE

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why does trump stand like such a fat asshole?

PENCE IS BASED AND FUCK CHINA

Do you think there will be another "clip?"

Love listening to Father Pence's sweet voice.

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u mad bro?

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You from China, bitch?

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KESTION TYME

He has a bullet proof vest on. It makes you slouch forward

Pence with the steady snot stream

Press ragestorm incoming!
HIT THE DECK

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He cute. Also, allow me to add fuck chinks.

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This was almost as good as the clip show.

He has a bullet proof vest on.

Pence has been a surprisingly excellent choice for VP.

why is she so smug bros?

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wife and I agree he sounds like a preacher. Very soothing voice.

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>Consuming high fructose corn syrup

Do your job's or GTFO!

>SOMETHING I'D PREFER NOT DOING, BUT SHOULD DO, AND WILL DO

>Approve these people, senate
>Or get abolished and they will get approved anyway
based

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Whats this about trump dissolving the senate

Any way to view it? I tuned in late.

why is she so cute bros?

I've paid my taxes all of the last 3 years and I'm getting a "payment status not available" message

So are loads of people on Twitter. Wtf is this shit?

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>Not Mr. Pibb

You're a goddamned disgrace to America.

I think his suit is flame resistant and microfiber/nanofiber bullet proof. That's why he always wears baggy suits.

this shit is fucking boring.

She likes the smell.

>not having one dr peppy a week after 6 days of lifting

ok king

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Hahahaha can you imagine the state of all these freak shows and trannys after the shut down is over.... Lollolooooooo

when did he switch to gray hair?

buttplug 4 sho

This was one of the best moments yet.

FUCK YOU

kek...She was like, "Uhhhhh....Nooooo...Me totarry independent jourarist from...uhhhhhh...Hong Kong."

he is the senate now
the meme has become full circle

>that satanist stare

it was just a GM ad, but you missed the part where Trump said he's seriously considering dissolving congress

They had their turn in the spotlight... our turn now. :)

today

Outside it looks grey, inside it looks more yellow.

>I’m Framing my signed Trumpbux check

Mine went through in a snap

He saw the ghost of Andrew Jackson last night. Tanks incoming to the federal reserve in 10 minutes.

did you contribute to the fund to re-elect the president?

>Q posted bunch today
>qmap.pub/
I told you to stop adding this Q fag
Don't push your luck
also, LMAO pic related, wewwww

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>BIG FAT BEAUTIFUL CHECK

god bless trump for removing the mic from the journos and making them yell and speak up and still barely be heard

>BIG FAT BEAUTIFUL CHECKS

>why is the name Trump on muh TrumpBux

>WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO DO WHATEVER WE WANT

...WHAT?!

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>REEEE WHY IS YOUR NAME ON THE CHECK!?!

Kek they brought her in to be a whipping post

IM BIG FAT BEAUTIFUL CHECKING THOSE DIGITS

you Jew too much

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nice try schlomo, mine came in this morning and i already bought crypto, weed, and champagne

thank you King Trump

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>We have the right to do anything we want
Fucking based.

Old Hickory will ride again

Shit what's gonna happen if that happens? Anarchy? Riots?

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The mic operator did a terrible job, and pretty much banged on every chair when trying to get to journalists

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I too want drumpf bux

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the president technically has the power of temporary dictatorship in dire emergencies, like Rome once did, but only FDR has ever used it
Cnn, pelosi and ect are going to have a stoke

You're the only one in these past 3 threads who've mentioned Q. Only Boomers, Soccer moms, and the mentally ill.

probably not the best thing to say

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>we have the right to do anything we want
Rand btfo

Was that the third rate reporter who just got cucked out of his question?

Only a matter of time before the baby whale black chick gets her to ax her question.

why do they reserve a spot for that disgusting she boon in the back

look at this fucking face

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PotUS and FEMA under him actually do have that right under national emergency status.

gross
spoiler that shit nigger

How long does Direct Deposit take?

>NOOOoOooOoO Trump NOW IS NOT THE TIME

sorry, im afraid the african doctor immigrants need the euros for more air jordans user

checked

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Hey what the fuck is going on with Trump's hair? He looks his age now

>filename
I'm fucking dying here.

Rope. Lots and lots of rope.

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seeeeethe

never gonna make it

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it took less than a day, i already withdrew all 1200

ASSBLASTED

My favorite cat is kill yourself retard
As for the ID2020 shit I have no idea what you're talking about

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Haven’t been able to go to a salon to dye it due to covid

Because she's walking content for us

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Trump is getting mad

>tranny faggot opinion
and into the trash it goes

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wait but he has majority in the senate how is he having trouble passing whatever the fuck he wants

LEAVE MY WAIFU ALONE

Let's adjourn Congress duuude

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No toilet paper?
Still based.

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CHECKED

CA gives shekels to "undocumented citizens".. There must be a way to get some CA shekels. I sexually identify as Californian

Wait is he going to approve all judges for FISA indictments?

because dems have a majority in the house, brainlet

His hair is golden in this picture

Traitors.

I guess you leave /ptg/ from time to time to come here
I wonder how much of this thread is just the /ptg/ fags
anyway always nice to know you're doing well qt 3.14

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Pass the judges

3rd rate

>CHECKS
CHECK

Because they don’t move on the people he wants

what day??

making laws takes 60 votes and a filibuster only takes 33 senators refusing to vote. Only confirmations can be passed with just 51 votes.

Ok when is he gonna execute Rex 84

is his hair grey now??

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thats because this is a old photo

>Purple coat chick looks fairly young but already has grey hair

God damn, liberal women age like shit.

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Maybe he could have made some appointments if he wasn’t claiming he didn’t fuck Stormy Daniels.

>a old photo
an*

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THE MADMAN IS MAD

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THEY'VE BEEN WARNED
AND THEY'RE BEING WARNED NOW

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Not a Bot
Are a faggot.
Thanks..

Grey suit's thighline though
It's giving me the horn

QT IS THERE! :D

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>All optics for re-election. Wouldn't be surprised to see Donny rocking a full grey beard as well soon.

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IT'S VICIOUS

BUT GET BACK TO WORK

I ALWAYS SAID IT WAS A PANDEMIC

BUT GET TO WORK

what he says is true, not sure about what the media is trying to be against it. he should adjourn congress for their fucking bullshit

I'm all over Yas Forums and many, many other boards. Now stop being a faggot, faggot.

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>Abolish senate
>Kick out the dems
>Pass the judges
Is the dream coming true?

Programmed to kill:
-docdroid.net/riM594s/david-mcgowan-programmed-to-kill-pdf
-The greenbaum speech:
empty-memories.nl/science/greenbaum.pdf
youtube.com/watch?v=9FUersarZuo
-The finders cult:
vault.fbi.gov/the-finders/the-finders-part-01-of-03/view
-Dutroux (Wikileaks):
wikileaks.org/wiki/Belgium:_Dutroux_dossier_summary,_1235_pages,_2005

The fact you even thought I was a bot says quite a bit about your intelligence
I'm sorry, but that is the cold hard truth user

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ah i see thanks

Look at the lighting. Its a sunny day today in the DMV. that day was overcast. And they have been slowly adjusting his toner.

So when are we opening up?! Have they said anything yet? Is it getting better or worse or staying the same???

File made on 6th april, so could be then

ja, she qt

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It changes color with the temperature apparently

I was a Californian until about even years ago. I probably still vote there, so I should get some Calibucks.

based she got a chair

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>we're gonna help russia
here we go again

PLEASE WAGIES GO BACK TO WORK, MR SHEKELBERG NEEDS HIS STOCKARINOS TO GO UP!

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>tfw 3rd rate and not making it

seven

This nigga went gray overnight

>chyna

Yeah, old as in last week

LYING CHINKS BTFO

oh fuck thanks. I am phone
she knows

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>countries called "China"

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Why do trannies and leftists "MIGA" posts? Diaspora Jews are overwhelmingly leftists and disproportionately gay by a factor of 6x. Who do you think you're? Your God King Obama toppled 5 secular Arab governments. He had actual records with increasing immigration, particularly Asian and African, immigration. He granted amnesty to 5,755,000 people.

WHERE HELPING RUSSIA! IMPEACH!

TRUMP CALLING OUT THE FAKE DEATH'S REPORTING!!!

CHYNA

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>DOES ANYONE REALLY BELIEVE WHAT THEYRE SAYING IN A COUNTRY CALLED
>CHINA

>people will kill themselves and become drug addicts if we don't open the economy
>drugs bad, gibe money to the DEA to stop dergs

Why won't he just call China out, say it, SAY CHINA

>Does anybody believe the numbers in that vast country called China??

Heh Heh

DOES SOMEBODY REALLY BELIEVE IN CHINA?
DOES SOMEBODY REALLY BELIEVE IN CHINA?
DOES SOMEBODY REALLY BELIEVE IN CHINA?

HELLO, BASED DEPARTMENT

He just said "Do you really believe China's cases?"

CHINA LIED
PEOPLE DIED

He’s not adjourning Congress. No presidents ever done that, it would be a tryrannical power grab. The courts will shoot it down.

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he just did u mentally ill tranny

OH MY LORD

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HES CALLING OUT THE BULLSHIT NUMBERS FINALLY

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You live in a democrat area?

HOLY SHIT

>They didn't have the BIG THING
KEK

>calling out chyna
How can a president be so based

LYING CHINKS

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He had gray hairs days ago in a press briefing and later it was blond again. I think he dyes his hair

It’s literally in the constitution retard

absolutely based, I love my president

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Finally the question we have been waiting for.

CHINA BTFO

Wuhan BSL4 lab

>I don't want to say that
>We'll see

Pretty much confirmed

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>WAR INCOMING

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>total authority
>not my responsibility

>15 cases to zero
>200k dead

>has sex with Ivanka Trump
>has sex with Stormy Daniels

Good job captain flipflop

>Tedros BTFO

FFS it's basically common knowledge that it came from the Wuhan Institute of Virology now, the news is way behind on this.
Kinda like the "whistleblower" is ERIC CIARAMELLA.

Do you feel in charge?

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it's not fair you guys have Trump and all we have is this snivelling fag

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>it leaked from a lab
IT'S TIME

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OMG
HE DIDN'T DENIED IT

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

so it wasn't a bat, it was an intern?

FUCK AUSTRALIA

WUHAN INSTITUTE OF VIROLOGY NAMED

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Sink The Chink

Trump is so fucking based holy shit

anons 4 months ahead of the rest of the world

OOF! The lab virus conspiracy is getting near everytime

No you're not
If you were, you'd respond to me daily
instead it only happens in these presser threads and in /ptg/
and you can never resist
so the only reasonable conclusion is that you stay in a small select number of threads

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WOOhan

fuck roasties lol

PARTIES IN CHYNATOWN

Did not deny talking to Pooh about the Lab

haha im so glad my screen shot has been spreading

HOLY SHIT ITS BEING STREAMED ON MSNBC AND CNN TRUMP IS KEKING THEM ON THEIR OWN PROPAGANDA NETWORKS I LOVE OUR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

US CONFIRMED FOR THIRD WORLD COUNTRY BY TRUMP

TRUMP IS FIRING UP!! :D

>mfw alice glass is now a frumpy satanist

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>how dare the person leading the country have sex with two people
lol ever wonder why some nigger got kung flu from trudeau's wife but trudeau himself didn't get it?

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>they had a hug a chinese day in Italy

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She coofed on the bat

Exactly. It would be wild if he outright said it, but seems true

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you have the best actor. Don't be sad

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CHINA TOWN BTOFED

whose hair wouldn't be grey when you are the president of the most powerful country in the world and china could potentially have declared biological war on the free world?

meanwhile obama looks 20 years younger than when he was president.

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>we're a developing nation

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bump
Please don't fucking let this die.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DON'T LAWSUIT TEDDY
HE NEEDS SOLIDARITY

Brehs if you haven't, watch this documentary on SARS-CoV-2. Even though it's been known for a while, this is one of the first docs that gives you the rundown.
youtube.com/watch?v=3bXWGxhd7ic

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We're a developing nation!

They had an asian food festival in western Canada because nobody wanted to buy chink food.

Based and dyed pilled

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>7D chess call him Dr Tedros who isn’t a Dr and make the media fact check and redpill normies at the same time

IMAGINE IF TRUMP PUT ON AN ORANGE INDIA ROBE AND CAME OUT DANCING TO TRIBAL DRUMS TO START THE PRESSER TRYDEAU STYLE

It was an intern who ate a bat

>implying I always use the same images to call you a faggot
>implying you know how prolific a poster I am
>implying you're not a retarded faggot
>implying

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based

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>As for the ID2020 shit I have no idea what you're talking about
can you at least pretend you've been paying attention and you're not just here to shitpost

Death before tyranny

>We're a developing nation too

It's over. American rednecks on complete meltdown.

Implied Tedros being bribed

He mentioned that too, I forget if it was yesterday or Monday.
Just two words in one of his answers: "disappearing scientists"

TOP KEK
MORE QUESTION ON CHYNA PLEASE

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>we’ve been spending billions giving people in Africa AIDS

DONALD NO

>get cocky and say they can sue us
>5 minutes later says pls not sue us
based trump

SPENDING BILLIONS ON AIDS IN AFRIKA, DR. BIRX KNOWS AND WORKS ON IT.

Trump just said America was a developing nation and the WHO only calls China a developing nation, and we should be called one too. I'm confused.

>some dumb thot shut down the world and killed thousands of people by not following safety protocols
what should be her punishment?

Big day tomorrow

They always ask WHO, they never ask HOW

VERY BIG DAY TOMORROW

Trump GETS CHILLY

>president calls America a "developing nation"

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Dross is pretty good, honestly.

Kek. Saw that.

obama now btw

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I'm not really a MIGA poster, I have a few of the memes, but it's like 3 images, def not a chronic MIGA-bot type
As to the rest of your crap, I'm not a leftist or liberal, so I feel what you're saying not only doesn't apply to me, but anything meant to affect me, insults and such, falls flat.

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Big day tomorrow

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LOLOLOLOLOL
The girl with the question on Tedros, quietly in the background:
>that was a good question

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VERY BIG DAY

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this was a boring press briefing :(

DAMN HE KEEPS LEAVING EALRY!

Aww poor sheboon and OAN QT didn't get kestion :(

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Everybody makes mistakes. Don't let your racism turn you into a monster.

i love how he shits on them all leaving them with more questions and he doesnt turn around. fucking president chad lol

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Thousand cuts

>CNN is in meltdown

Still looks like a fucking chimp

why is he such a moron?

What's happening tomorrow :o

Its fucking cold as shit today

street shitter, streams can lag behind
how about you go clean the designated street with your tongue

this. Trump has totally lost his edge.

How about WHY

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