/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3229

Reminder that if we need ECMO machines we're fucked.

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uh oh

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>CCP News Outlet: The US military is struggling to keep up its presence near China with recent naval operations and multiple aircraft carriers affected by #COVID19: experts
CCP News Outlet: The US military is struggling to keep up its presence near China with recent naval operations and multiple aircraft carriers affected by #COVID19: experts

Global Times

twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/1250443786603372545 (embed)

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Did trump say something important today or just how great he is?

Still posting this? You unfortunately can't will her into existence

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>boop poster MIA

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wait america isn't really going to open up this soon right, china is starting to see a second wave coming, right guys.

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>opening up already

Just as things were getting boring. Now comes the real fun.

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HUNDRED ARE DYING DAILY FROM HEART FAILURES LINKED TO THE VIRUS.

>Minutes of a remote meeting held by London A&E chiefs last week obtained by the Guardian reveal that dozens more people than usual are dying at home of a cardiac arrest – potentially related to coronavirus – each day before ambulance crews can reach them.
>'It's heartbreaking. People dying at home, help denied them'

>And as the chair of the Royal College of GPs said that doctors were noticing a spike in the number of people dying at home, paramedics across the country said in interviews that they were attending more calls where patients were dead when they arrived.

>The A&E chiefs’ minutes said that on the weekend of 4-5 April the number of 999 calls in which someone had had a cardiac arrest rose from 55 a day in normal times to 140. Most of the people concerned died, doctors said.

>The minutes also reveal acute concern among senior medics that seriously ill patients are not going to A&E or dialling 999 because they are afraid or do not wish to be a burden.

>The stark warning of another hidden toll caused by the pandemic followed the Guardian’s disclosure that hundreds of victims dying in care homes were not being included in official counts – with fears that the toll has since grown to thousands.

>Those dying at home of coronavirus would also not be included in the initial daily government updates

theguardian.com/society/2020/apr/15/sharp-rise-in-ill-patients-dying-at-home-since-coronavirus-outbreak

This is on top of the "at least 6000" deaths at carehomes not counted in official tallies(this is happening everywhere aswell)

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LETS
FUCKING
GO

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Don't crush my dreams like that

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go away, degenerate

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From the last thread

>NRW (german state with 2nd most cases) will open schools on the 20th of April, 2 weeks earlier than any other state
Thoughts?

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Well he could but not with the technique he's employing...and not after you've just done what you've done. Good job! Well played.

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He says important stuff?

> COVID-19 Has Spread to Nearly Every Nursing Home in NJ; Deaths Continue to Spike

nbcnewyork.com/news/coronavirus/covid-19-has-spread-to-nearly-every-nursing-home-in-nj/

ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

Someone post 2 million coronachan pls

Who is opening up?

(love you Gary)
>134,056 deaths
Wasn't it 100,000 recently? G-guys, I think we are going a bit too fast, even by confirmed numbers

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4 8 15 16 23 42

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Okay he's fucking lost it

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sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0049384820301201

HUGGZIES

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HI

I'D LIKE A DOLLAR MENU BURGER PLEASE

THANK YOU

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The death cultists will make it so

>ftw it's over for turks

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Just get yourself a body pillow already

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HUNDREDS*

I figured. I didn't think it would be this quick. I really don't want more brain damage and screwed up lungs :(

Today was the last chance to get it under controll, dgts confirm

Sorry, coronachan wills it
Your waifu will not existu

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>nd while I was defeated, I understood: It really isn’t fair to expect him to change who he is because my sexual needs evolved.
>>Then, a year ago, I decided to downloadAshley Madison, a website that connects people with others seeking affairs.
>>And upon downloading, I was absolutely enthralled. I spent six weeks talking to more than 100 different suitors, literally. The first affair happened in a booked hotel room.
>>From there, I just kept meeting so many hot men. If I wanted to make someone fuck me like a nasty little slut, I could. If I wanted to go to a sex club, I could. But then… coronavirus hit.
>>I am us

>flag

ur infected

Superior arian genetics

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Anything new? I feel like people is getting pretty comfy about all this

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Blue and black.

Now that we know China isn't opening back up anytime soon.

The lockdowns lifted over a week ago and what is normally an hour and a half drive into downtown shanghai is taking 20 mins

They're claiming people are just still spooked, but it's more likely the second wave is hitting now.

This is going to wreck the global raw materials supply chain.

We're going to have to put up with the shortages until we can find new suppliers not hit by this, maybe India?

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 641,410 (28,394) #2 Spain 177,644 (18,708) #3 Italy 165,155 (21,645) #4 France 147,863 (17,167) #5 Germany 133,456 (3,592) #6 United Kingdom 98,476 (12,868) #7 China 82,295 (3,342) #8 Iran 76,389 (4,777) #9 Turkey 69,392 (1,518) #10 Belgium 33,573 (4,440) #11 Brazil 28,320 (1,736) #12 Canada 28,205 (1,006) #13 Netherlands 28,153 (3,134) #14 Switzerland 26,336 (1,239) #15 Russia 24,490 (198) #16 Portugal 18,091 (599) #17 Austria 14,336 (393) #18 Ireland 12,547 (444) #19 Israel 12,501 (130) #20 India 12,322 (405) #21 Sweden 11,927 (1,203) #22 Peru 11,475 (254) #23 South Korea 10,591 (225) #24 Chile 8,273 (94) #25 Japan 8,100 (146) #26 Ecuador 7,858 (388) #27 Poland 7,582 (286) #28 Romania 7,216 (372) #29 Norway 6,740 (150) #30 Denmark 6,681 (309) #31 Australia 6,447 (63) #32 Pakistan 6,383 (111) #33 Czech Republic 6,216 (166) #34 Saudi Arabia 5,862 (79) #35 Philippines 5,453 (349)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +27,524 (+2,347) #2 United Kingdom +4,603 (+761) #3 France +4,560 (+1,438) #4 Turkey +4,281 (+115) #5 Spain +3,584 (+453) #6 Russia +3,388 (+28) #7 Brazil +3,058 (+204) #8 Italy +2,667 (+578) #9 Belgium +2,454 (+283) #10 Iran +1,512 (+94) #11 Germany +1,246 (+97) #12 Peru +1,172 (+24) #13 Canada +1,142 (+103) #14 Ireland +1,068 (+38) #15 India +835 (+12) #16 Netherlands +734 (+189) #17 Portugal +643 (+32) #18 Pakistan +546 (+15) #19 Saudi Arabia +493 (+6) #20 Sweden +482 (+170) #21 Israel +455 (+7) #22 Belarus +447 (+3) #23 United Arab Emirates +432 (+5) #24 Serbia +408 (+5) #25 Switzerland +400 (+65) #26 Ukraine +392 (+10) #27 Mexico +385 (+74) #28 Poland +380 (+23) #29 Chile +356 (+2) #30 Romania +337 (+21) #31 Dominican Republic +328 (+6) #32 Indonesia +297 (+10) #33 Ecuador +255 (+19) #34 Philippines +230 (+14) #35 Bangladesh +219 (+4)…

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sailors are almost all fat homosexuals.
Navies are pointless af in modern age.
Air Force>Navy.

THIS IS AMERICA

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Is it just me or has overall hype and panic died down significantly?
There was mass hysteria when there was less than 100,000 cases, and now there is over 2 million cases and nobody seems to give a shit anymore except the schizos in this thread.

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Why a blue and gold dress?

>HUNDRED ARE DYING DAILY FROM HEART FAILURES LINKED TO THE VIRUS.
>It's heartbreaking.

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Nothing much, he showed a video about general motors making ventilators. Bashed democrats for a few minutes. Talked about money distribution.

REOPENBURGER
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So US wants to reopen right? And China was just testing a nuclear bomb disregarding treaties.
Exactly how absolutely fucked is this going to be?

>majority of wrestling fans are excitedly waiting for Vince's death
>mostly because he keeps making retarded decisions and has put the business in a downward spiral
>lets put him in a group made to restart our economy!
kek

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So how long should lockdown be to be effective? Why not open it back up in a limited capacity (lock susceptible people in a separate room until vaccine, wear a mask outside always, keep 6ft away from eachother, etc.). Going by these threads it appears welding everyone into their houses until a vaccine is developed is the only way forward, every other strategy is always declared stupid or too early.

no, this is not true

KEY TO COVID19 AND HIV HOAXES
TheCOVID-19RT-PCR Testis a real-time reverse transcription polymerase chain reaction (rRT -PCR)test.fda.gov/media/136151/download
Polymerase chain reaction (PCR)testsare used to detect genetic material, called RNA.
“Kary Banks Mullis(December 28, 1944– August 7, 2019) was an Americanbiochemist. In recognition of his invention of thepolymerase chain reaction(PCR) technique, he shared the 1993Nobel Prize in ChemistrywithMichael Smith[4]

Mullis expressed disagreement with the scientific evidence supportingthe evidence thatHIV causes AIDS,
Mullis claimed the HIV/AIDS connection is due to aconspiracyof government agencies, and scientists attempting to preserve their careers and earn money, rather than scientific evidence. He questioned the scientific validity of the link between HIV and AIDS, leading some to label him an "AIDS denialist” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kary_Mullis

In other words the Nobel Prize scientist who invented the PCR technique behind the Covid-19 test, did not believe in the link between a positive PCR test of HIV, and disease. Therefore although the PCR technique is used in the Covid-19 RT-PCR Test, its Nobel Prize winning inventor who died in 2019, would claim the link between a positive Covid-19 and cold/flu/pneumonia like disease is a fraud like his view of the invalid positive HIV test and AIDS connection.

“This means some of the biological markers being used to “flag” the presence of HIV are not “specific to HIV or AIDS patients [and] p24 and p41 are not even specific to illness.” In other words, healthy persons may test positive but not carry HIV at all”
“The HIV/AIDS hypothesis is one hell of a mistake”, wrote Kary Mullis in 1996 [(1), p. 14]. Mullis – Nobel Laureate in Chemistry, 1993 –
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4172096/

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO

Almost like it shows how easy it is to manipulate the majority of the population.

>Air Force>Navy.
hard to disagree with that one.

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TWO, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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metro.co.uk/2020/04/15/donald-trump-wwe-vince-mcmahon-adviser-economy-12558398/
THIS IS NOT A FAKE OH ON NO NO N ON ONO

le spoopy LOST numbers.

where is corona-chan and her fat fucking milkers

Normalcy bias.

Things are going to get violent soon aren't they? People were on edge at the store. Masks vs maskless

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damn we're opening back up soon and didnt even have to weld people into their homes. how can china even compete?

Grandpa is happy

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>news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-suspected-domestic-abuse-killings-more-than-double-during-lockdown-11973871
Nothing burgers gonna get mad?
Gonna beat your wife and kids?
Want your job back?
Wanna go to the park?
Gonna kill them?
Fucking kek

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Please.tell me the secrets of willing a waifu into existence, I need her!

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>navies pointless
What world do you live in?

It`s just you. So many huezillians clung to the HCQ meme now they`re about to get a reality check.

because the guberments and retarded medias are repeating 10 times a day that it's nothing and everything's fine
people can't think for themselves, they are easily manipulated

Because they went to hard with the fear porn and then it turned out to be nothing.
So the nurses and doctors started doing silly little dances

contained in your incel cuck deranged loser skull where she belongs

I love how the nothingburger fags keep moving the goalposts. First it's "It won't even kill as many people as the flu" and now it's "It won't even kill as many people as small pox".

That's what it takes for something to be a significant event worthy of discussion to you? hundreds of thousands of deaths isn't enough, it has to be be hundreds of millions?

How fucking hard is it for you to admit that you were wrong and this is a fucking HUGE event. We're going to hit millions of deaths, that should be pretty clear to you. But you have to cope by saying "Well it's not small pox, it's not 250 million deaths yet", like wtf is wrong with you that that's what it takes for you to care?

>will open schools on the 20th of April
So they can all sing together - Happy birthday to you

she gave birth out of her penis, give her a rest bro

You’re fucking retarded, white and gold

>Hospitals, StayAtHome and flattening curve are gaslighting
Real thing is a lot people will just faint dead, like China videos, whole point is DeathAtHome.

Imagine China didn't count deaths at home, and China never mentions deaths at nursery home, like every country having thousands of deaths in nursery home.

>He said: ‘We have to get our sports back, I’m tired of watching baseball games that are 14 years old. ‘I haven’t actually had too much time to watch – I would say maybe I watch one batter and then I get back to work.’

KEK

>So many huezillians clung to the HCQ meme now they`re about to get a reality check.
Based

F
Does that mic seem like it's shopped in? Or like it's too big relative to jt's body.

I’m hoping he doubles down on the cameras in the girls locker rooms xball style

Based

After what I've read in here, regardless of it being fake or rare or whatever, the similarities to HIV and the chance that you never really get rid of the virus are too high for me. I'll be wearing a mask for months.

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the second wave will be a bigger tsunami

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why does my sex life have to do with tits
>jewflag

kek'd. all the roasties that can't easily cheat on thier husbands and are slowly losing their minds are getting BTFO.

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Blue and gold.

Truly the boomer remover. In my county we have had 12 deaths youngest was 70, the rest were 80-90.

it's been a while since I've seen this image

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They're NPCs, user. They aren't capable of changing their minds about something because that would require having one to begin with.

Goodbye fatties and gays and niggers.

Open up the economy Trump.

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>He said: ‘We have to get our sports back, I’m tired of watching baseball games that are 14 years old. ‘I haven’t actually had too much time to watch – I would say maybe I watch one batter and then I get back to work.’
Fucking KEK

GLOMPS

...hey. :3

How are you doing??

It looks like you need some hugs! ^ω^

Like this!

Huggles (＾▽＾(＾▽＾*)

How have you been??

I hope you are happy! ȌωȌ

Because I don't want you to be sad... ;_;

wuggles hard ヽ(°∀°人´ヮ´)ﾉ

So please be happy and safe! ᕦ( ˘ᴗ˘ )ᕤ

Do you need anything??

-Boops your cheek, nose and tummy tum tum twice-

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>r*ddit still making shit like this to bash /cvg/

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new burgerland theme
youtube.com/watch?v=lPpOSBPnAfs

right. what good is a Destroyer that can be killed by a single tiny plane flying at high altitude.

Mostly niggers

Dude in Canada at least it’s pretty constant fear porn on the telly about how we’re all going to die

the real one semen lover.

/cvg/ predicted this.

When all this is over, remember two things:

1) You owe Donald Trump your life

2) You owe Donald Trump your vote

thanks

remember when china said babies dont get infected in the womb?

28yoWoman in england died fighting corona but the baby was saved with c section.
Immediately tested and was positive.

Mother died after

...t-thanks. It'll work until booper comes back.

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Is America past peak yet? Whats going on in Italy? Italy should be a great indicator because of how early and hard it was hit. When is peak?

What plane can take out a fucking destroyer by itself

NO.
metro.co.uk/2015/02/27/dressgate-science-explains-why-no-one-can-work-out-the-colour-of-that-damn-dress-5081555/

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>people will post this unironically
lmao