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might start watching good morning britain tbqhwym8s
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Just heard from a friend in the civil service that the reason the UK government won't say anything about easing the lockdown is because nobody has actually started to make a plan for what to do because Boris isn't there. Raab is apparently too retarded to take charge without Boris there to hold his hand. Instead, every cabinet office is having to draw up their own plans on their own without coordination with each other because nobody is leading them.

Raab should not have been made temporary leader - what a fucking retard who cant see the need for co-ordination between government departments.

Also, we will be reopening in May is what he told me but the arguments in government are about what gets to reopen and when and in what order. We're keeping the social distancing rules though for the foreseeable future though (possibly 18 months). Old people etc will have to stay inside for the next 2 years apparently.

Wife cut me hair and proper fucked it up

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Named homos please go away and kys. Ok. Thankyou.

are Mozza
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I was originally going to make this post some point in December, likely on the same date that I started using a trip, but after recent events I'm going to make it now.

I have decided to stop browsing and posting in Brit/pol/. This general, over the past couple of years, has transformed into a complete and utter gutter, full of petty and spiteful underage children without any intellect whatsoever or ability to form coherent, salient arguments. The level of knowledge and discourse regarding British politics, law, history, culture, etc. is pitiful, and just goes to show how poor our left-wing education system is in educating children. As a result, the threads are just endless autismal scrawls about Tunnocks Teacakes, anime, normie-posting, and quite possibly worse of all, baseless and uneducated LARPing about figures such as Powell, Mosley, Peter Hitchens, saving Britain, etc. and only goes to show how utterly dense the average poster here is. This general once housed people who genuinely knew what they were talking about and genuinely had interesting things to say, whether the topic was politics, current affairs, history, law, or other relevant topics. But like petulant children and leftists, you drove them out of this general based on personal dislikes, and then celebrated and acted smug once they were gone and the entire general environment had suffered as a result. Now very few decent and intelligent posters continue to post, and those who do remain are still being persecuted by the unwashed masses of Anonymongs and their tripfag collaborators. This general is truly full of the worst posters Yas Forums has to offer, and it would be a blessing if the administrators would remove this cancerous polyp from the anus of Yas Forums. You rightly point out the cancerous and autistic nature of /ptg/ and the rest of Yas Forums outside of Brit/pol/, yet Brit/pol/ at this point is worse off than any other place on Yas Forums, and potentially even Yas Forums as a whole.

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Would you wait for manhands to show you "her" cock befoe kicking fuck out of it or would you just batter him straight away no questions asked?

Tripfags and namefags need to be gassed.

Vote for Boris ffs, Nigel Cuckage is a Nazi and will like Comrade Corbyn in!!

>we will be reopening in May is what he told me but the arguments in government are about what gets to reopen and when and in what order.

i assume we are going to see how things play out in france when they reopen schools (around early may) and then follow late may

To the few of you who are actually decent, whether that be knowledgeable, amusing, or actually able to use their brains in a sufficient manner, I wish you the best of luck in the future and hope all goes well. I also wish you luck in navigating and surviving this once decent general. To Eddie, I hope all goes well regarding your family and your child, and the best of luck and happiness in becoming a Christian. To tripfags who collaborate with Anonymous posters (you know who you are), I simply wish to remind you that the Anonymongs won’t spare you once your time comes, and that you have only survived so far as greater targets and posters have taken all the flak so far. With us gone, your day of the rope will come soon enough. To the rest of you, enjoy your Tunnocks Teacakes whilst you can.

I now leave you, predictably, with a verse from scripture: Revelation 18:2

haha u lost 13 colonies all at once haha lol XD

>friend in the civil service

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Civil servants are hardly an authority on anything you absolute spack. You've been memed on

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Reminder: All governments around the world are trying to crash their economies so we enter a global recession so the banks can repossess all our homes and they can enslave us under the NWO

imagine getting outraged by some words above a post

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That's a pic of the poster above you, silly.

nonsense
darkies are too feral to enforce such measures upon, they'll chimp out

He gave May 8th as the date the treasury wants for non-essential shops, and May 11th as the date the Education department wants for Primary schools and nurseries. They want to get the young children back in school so their parents can return to work. The idea is that social distancing will continue in shops etc for the foreseeable future.

so, we're going to hit 100k recorded cases tomorrow. IFR is holding steady at 12% or so (in reality, this is closer to 18% with all of the underreporting of deaths that we've been seeing). we're fucked. this thing is going to kill around 7 million people in the uk in the first wave alone. wave 2 is going to kill even more when the reinfections start happening.

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No need to when Denmark reopened them yesterday. They are the guinea pig. They'll watch for the next 3 weeks and see what happens there.

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any actual lefties lurking britpol atm
im interested in picking your brains on the subject of black-on-white hatred/racism

Stupid cunt woman.

Is she gone lads?

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surley denmark is too small to be an accurate guinea pig

youre all so OBSESSED with me :)

Ooh time
No friend of mine

run out of DIgging for Britain episodes. anyone know any good history/archaeology shit to watch?

Why aren’t more brits actively trying to become modern day plantation slaves?

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You don't need inside information to see they don't have a plan. Press have been asking for days what the plan is and get fobbed off every time. Current favourite excuse is the public will break lockdown if we so much as admit there's a plan in place.

Copenhagen has a similar population density to any average city in the UK.

Clap whitey!

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They should draft in people who are on universal credit and have no health issues.

Yeah, but it is nice to have my suspicions confirmed.

northern ireland jsut extended it by another 3 weeks so imagine we will do the same when they announce it tomorrow

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-52298748

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Just wanna play Valorant lads, looks pretty good

Put shock collars on violent offenders, and get them to do it. We are under emergency powers. Nobody has any rights.

made by the creative director at News UK, parent compnay News Corp

I want Manhands to manhandle my manhood

Yes, they aren't raising it tomorrow. I'm talking about when the end points are:

okay guess i need to come back seeing as someone needs to pretend to be me again
sad fucking cunt

imagine pretending to be me for yous
sad cunt

im not a tranny ive had the op

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oh fuck off idiot

Ask your question and I will do my best most realistic lefty impression.

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Yep, shoot
You've become what you swore to destroy!

I think Diane Morgan is quite pretty

i own brit/pol/ so much that even when i'm gone i dominate the thread and people wanna pretend to be me cause they know i'm the hottest shit here and im guaranteed (you)'s

its probably pube anyway

ok so no lefties here

all
one
person

How much do they pay?

Need to write death to pigs under this too.

why wont you all kill yourselves?

Yorkshire>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Working Class=Scots=Welsh=Anglos=Irish>>>>Trad-Aristocrats>>>>>Windrush=Sikh=Hindu>Travelers>>>EU-Slavs>>>>>>>>>>>>>Middle Class=Middle-Class-Euros=Middle-Class-Poos/Blacks>>International-Students>>Aristocracy>Monarchy

she is in a weird way honestly, think it's just the ginger hair

You have no friends lol

what are you talking about
you are my best friend

Is that basically a new article teaching you how to suck cock?
I mean, Vice are experts I guess

These cheapskate farmers should dig their pockets before anyone's gonna be stupid enough to apply for these

how do they get multiple IDs tho

stop accusing me of everything you paranoid schizo

Gavin Mcinnes must be spinning in his grave

you're just too shit to play cs t b h

NUT are not looking happy about it
>Our members are disturbed, however, by increasing media speculation that schools will soon be re-opened. We consider this speculation to be most unhelpful: it may undermine people’s resolve to stick to social isolatio
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She has got a funny accent, too.

Beautiful blue eyes.

fitting for brit/pol/

its all the melanin we have

im sick of this new life ive given myself coming here and now im stuck

wtf is this shit

9/11 was an incel job

I pregnant nog woman died today with corona (I won't say of).
It's a real tragedy - they managed to solve the nog kid

Some of you might be wondering where the option to report ban evasion has gone.

I'm told we are to use evading spam/post filters

I used to be LE long ago, gave up ages ago though
probably too shit yeah but oh well

>industry reliant on infinite free peasant labour from random shithole communist countries is suddenly surprised that it can't adapt to changing conditions
>repeats the call for recruiting peasant labour, is further surprised when nobody signs up
buy a tractor you cretins

banned 3 times today
get rekt

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I heard about this. There was no mention of a father obviously.

Teacher's Unions are full of Commies. They just want to avoid working. I know lots of teachers who are spending this time like it is a bloody holiday.

t. teacher