Coronavirus is a novel virus. Which means we don't know shit about it

The FDA didn't save you. No government regulatory body can save you. They are not as smart as they think they are. Something can cure you without FDA approval, or something with approval can be dangerous and kill you.
Simulation or simulacrum? You are mistaking the symbol of a thing, for the thing itself. The illusion of safety, is not safety. We are all going to die. Grow a pair.

If you wanna stay home and cry like a pussy go right ahead, let's get America back on track ASAP

I heard if you leave 1 seat between yourself and others, the virus can't figure out how to get you. Because that's how viruses work now apparently.

>NOOOO FDA SAVE MEEEEE

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP will be worth its weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

>1 roll per day
What the hell is wrong with your butthole bro?

>For all we know this shit crosses the blood/brain barrier and recovered people will start having seizures and die a few months from now.
In some cases it does and some cases people do. Think SARS-2 stages 1 to 4.
>We don't know if recovered people actually gain an immunity to it.
It’s fairly likely that at least 30% do gain some immunity for anywhere between 3 and 18 months.
Indeed, we don't know that "light" cases of the disease actually give you immunity to the specific strain you’ve had. Not the other. There are case reports of people testing positive for two strains at once.
U-uhh it’s looking like the lighter the hit the lesser the chance of any immunity. >Hopefully its just a respiratory illness.
Most deaths are due to heart attacks and happen at home. It goes for the heart, the nervous system, the kidneys and the testes. It’s certainly not just a respiratory illness. But you knew that already, didn’t you user?

The more we read the less likely it is to hurt us. As long as we act on what we learn.

Based

Panic fags on suicide watch

It's old and stale, like his copypasta.

And based on what we know about SARS - which this mostly is based upon - it’s more than a meme and worth taking seriously. Those most likely to panic are those who hold normalcy bias in a death grip.

its nothing you retarded schizo, its so easy to scare people like you

No shit....
And what we know about coronavirus should scare the shit out of you.
None of them have vaccines.

newscientist.com/article/dn23563-threatwatch-could-a-mers-vaccine-make-people-sicker/

"Early efforts to make SARS vaccines, using whole, killed viruses or viral proteins, seemed promising. The vaccine candidates rapidly induced antibodies that, in cell culture, neutralised the virus. When vaccinated animals were exposed to SARS, the virus didn’t replicate in their lungs. But several labs noticed that the animals still experienced a lung inflammation resembling a severe allergy.

This rang alarm bells. Experimental vaccines for animal coronaviruses have had this effect, and it has also been seen with viruses from other families. Most notoriously, it occurred in the 1960s with vaccines for measles and respiratory syncytial virus (RSV), a common infection in babies. Vaccines containing killed viruses were tested in children and appeared safe, but when the children encountered live measles or RSV, they got sicker than unvaccinated children. Both vaccines were abandoned, and developers have been wary of the effect ever since."

Basically these vaccines... defending you from the virus but then triggered that cytokine storm, Makes you wonder if the people who get this cytokine storm may have been infected with a Covid virus before.

Go ahead ahead and roll the dice.
Preppers aren't pussies... preppers are smart.

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All viruses are actually nanomachines along with the rest of biology.

I'm already feeling the effects. The virus is increasing my muscle mass and brain power. My days of shit posting here will soon be over, when I emerge as the ultimate gigachad among the dying inferior mutts.

Nice flag

BASED

>It’s fairly likely that at least 30% do gain some immunity for anywhere between 3 and 18 months.
You are talking out of your ass. How would you presume to know this, since 18 months have not even passed since the initial outbreak?
Saying it is "fairly likely" like some sort of faggot who thinks his bullshit uninformed opinion matter, betrays you don't have a clue. What is your confidence interval on "fairly likely"? P value?

Better hope not. Cause you cave HIV for decades before AIDS develops.

why thank you sir

Thank God. I thought my 1 roll per month was abnormal or something.

Fuck p values and statisticians that talk out of their ass just as much but with jargon sprinkled about.

Perhaps it’s receiving ADE from past coronavirus infections >pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32092539/

I've still got three rolls out of a six pack from two months ago.
Hoarders are fucking retarded.

I've been going out more now than before this shit started because faggots like you are getting Governors to tell me I can't.

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for the past month and a half, people have been funnelling themselves through grocery stores that are as crowded as the holidays, if not worse. and they do it like twice a week because its the only thing to do. this virus is 3X more contagious than the flu. remember that, remember the up to 14 day incubation period, look at the new cases. we are probably looking at the same rates now we would've had if nothing was closed a month ago. this is seasonal, like the flu, so remember that when the media starts back up with the 'second wave' doublespeak. quit being a schizo

He's not a moron though, he's more intelligent and way more ballsy than the above average American. You just don't understand what's happening, so you see the moves our politicians make as stupid. They are stupid, if you believe their words over the pattern of their actions.

We know it’s likely going to be this way from experience with SARS-1 and MERS. We have some early data on mild recovered cases with very low antibody titers which is supportive but not encouraging for long term immunity. Good luck anons.

SARS is a nothing virus, though. it mutated towards being less and less contagious, though more deadly, until now where its rare even in its place of origin. if this follows the same pattern, which youre claiming it will, heads will roll come mid-summer

It’s similar but it’s not the same. SARS-2 is at least 1000 times more infectious and replicates inside the body 100 times faster than the original. It also transmits presymptomatically and asymptomatically , neither of which SARS-1 did much of.