PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - CORONA-CHAN LOSES STEAM EDITION /ptg/

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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/15/20
c-span.org/video/?471224-1/
youtu.be/_f0f-JoUxrI
>DefSec Esper on FoxNews 4/15/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6149625176001
>AgSec Perdue on FBN 4/15/20
youtu.be/0FlQ33A_a5Y
>EnSec Brouillette on CNBC 4/15/20
youtu.be/GsBsr1aZdDI
>KAC outside WH 4/15/20
c-span.org/video/?471227-1/
>KAC on FBN 4/15/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6149567501001/
>KAC on F&F 4/15/20
youtu.be/Y66L4xeuj-I
>CDCDir Redfield on GMA 4/15/20
youtu.be/6kAef834Sr8
>CDCDir Redfield on CBSThisMorning 4/15/20
youtu.be/kS_PazpLZVg
>NIAIDDir Fauci on TODAY 4/15/20
youtu.be/REZzJmIokdI
>ThiccSarah on FoxNews 4/15/20
youtu.be/Pw2_d9nDBdQ
>Pentagon Press Brief (Natl Guard Bureau Official) 4/15/20
dvidshub.net/video/747585/
>StateDept Foreign Press Brief (IRF Amb Brownback) 4/15/20
youtu.be/zCEn9a-usPA
>StateDeptVideo: NATO Allies Respond to Corona-chan 4/15/20
youtu.be/CYpxT3UJf2c
>WHVideo: FLotUS Melania Message for America's Boomers 4/15/20
youtu.be/mHUmZGbLpXM
>WHVideo: SBAAdm Carranza: PPP 4/15/20
youtu.be/EUQ5UG_azx8
>WHVideo: PrinDepIHSDir RADM Weahkee: Thanks to IHS 4/15/20
youtu.be/vNFXVooAJBA
>WHVideo: PrinDepIHSDir RADM Weahkee: Message to Injuns 4/15/20
youtu.be/TooapAXyXKI

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MAGA

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>get laid off for chink coof
>collect unemployment with no strings attached
>state gives me extra money each week for chink coof
>just got my Trumpbux in
>make about 4x as much as I would have if I was working
>just sitting around shitposting all day
This is the best vacation ever, I hope it never ends.

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> an unintelligible mass of nearly vertical lines
Yeah, usually when that's the case I just plot whatever I think is intelligible over it as a "X period of time average rolling window" and use it to convince it illustrate the trend better

MAGA

This is included in the China gaming ban

One-player online games will also be subject to surveillance, as a new real-name mechanism is going to be implemented in China. Also, the new law will not allow for zombies and plagues, map editing, roleplaying, as well as organizing a union in games — regulations which are believed to be inspired by the sensitive content made by Joshua Wong

Bros...I had to see it for myself

THE TRUMP CURSE IS REAL

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Listen here, fat!

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Stay comfy
This is a threat

What is the JQ?

>loses steam
the numbers are still growing exponentially. we're not even close to the "end" of the first wave.

oof.

and an empty navy hospital ship.
and an empty make shift hospital.
and not even using the repirators they cried wolf for.

lmfao

*awoovement

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yangfags only have themselves to blame, fren

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why did these niggers carrying a coffin while dancing become a meme in the past week? it also got old really fucking fast

Just two more weeks

CURSE'D

Jewoxycholroquine

These shills are terrible, is this really the best they have?

When is Trump going to announce that he saved all the molebabies from the underground tunnels?

>BUT DONT TAKE YOUR LUPUS DRUG FOR THIS ILLNESS BECUZ DRUMPF

>Also, the new law will not allow for zombies and plagues, map editing, roleplaying, as well as organizing a union in games
Comically tyrannical dictator who thought he’d reached maximum clown commie status finds additional bit of humor he didnt even know he could

You have to go back.

lmao Trump is so fucked.

He cant get out of the economic depression coming.

>is this really the best they have?
pretty much. They aren't sending their best

lmao

>These shills are terrible, is this really the best they have?

Yeah, it's pretty sad.

Where's dad?
Is he taking the picture?
He's must be taking the picture.

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you think you have it good? my jobless wife is now a homemaker. "Honey, I'm home, what's for dinner?" are literally the sweetest words that ever crossed my tongue.

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MIGA back to work wagies!

He must be tired of chinks building Pooh statues in Minecraft and lighting them on fire.

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there goes my plans for a 100 acre wood campaign

What should be done about jews?

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so trump lanslide

>Ivanka reppin dairy farmers
Trump picks the best

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Pfffffft remind me of the Dow rn pal

7 kids and no father in sight. yep, checks out.

in that particular case they wanted to see not just the overall trend but also how many times it got above a certain threshold, but i have to wonder if a graph is really the right tool to use at that point. i'm sure they measured it another way and just didn't bother to make the graph pretty - wasn't like it was getting published or shared to anyone
it's kinda like when i post the first derivative graph of the coronavirus adjusted deaths: the only information you can get is if you isolate specific cases like italy and spain, because the rest is just complete garbage that tells nothing

See if you qualify for Trumpbux

If you do fill out the form

irs.gov/coronavirus/non-filers-enter-payment-info-here

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>Economic depression coming

Corona panic is over in the US, you aren't even trying Shlomo

The dow is not a job

their cultural mythos of the golem tells you how to deal with them: eventually they're undone by their own schemes.

lmao

Should I buy oil stocks portobro?

my fucking sides that twatter

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Lansing protest- Gloom Tube

youtube.com/watch?v=DSAe_08h_Wo

>walk to convenience store for smokes
>they only have one pack of Pall Mall menthols left

THAT'S IT, I'M RIDIN WITH BIDEN NOW

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Isn't the DOW still up over 20,000? I imagine a depression would have it be like less than 10,000.

Its a good kind of tired

> is now a homemaker
Remember to make her extra comfy in the new role so she takes a liking. It works wonders user

I qualify like I said earlier I asked how long it takes to be direct deposited nobody answered...

>Experimental coronavirus treatment remsvidir improves the condition of two-thirds of patients hospitalized with severe cases, new US study finds
dailymail.co.uk/health/article-8222337/Trial-Ebola-drug-shows-improvement-suspended-China.html
looks like HCQ is off the menu.

>Corona panic is over in the US

And turning into anger. They overplayed their hand.

Safe to awoo?

also what news today?

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I've actually been playing homemaker while my gf goes to her job. Let me tell you, it's a pretty sweet deal. IDK why women would ever want to give this up.

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Put a baby in her if you haven't. You're dangerously close to winning at life.

Grow your own

it will be at 30k by july

I could've sworn this was a meme years ago, maybe someone reposted an old meme on TicTok (or whatever it is kids do these days) and it took off?

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All the "good" shills either blew their brains out or changed sides like Italy in the face of anything. What we deal with now is all that remains is their best.

I think you can check status, or at least some people can

The level of concern is regarding hiding his face so he doesn’t get doxxed
Also
>Cohen

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GOT MY TRUMPBUX TODAY!! THANKS OBAMA

>Corona panic is over in the US,
God damn you Simps live in a fucking bubble.

Jewish propaganda appealed to their hypergamy and used vague hints of "missing out" by being a homemaker.
>what men heard: "You'll be missing out on the fulfillment a career can bring."
>what women heard: "You'll be missing out on office-chad dick."

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it may have been, but i just saw it on twatter in the past few days

> but also how many times it got above a certain threshold
Just make a chart of "times above threshold in the period of time", make period of time wide enough for the data to show any trend.

Sometimes I just say "fuck it" and make an histogram
> 37 times it got above the threshold 5 or more times within an hour
> 23 times it got above the threshold 4 times within an hour
And so on and so forth

>Mathematician Theodore Kaczynski
reminds me of when the NYT called that sandnigger terrorist a "religious scholar" in his obituary

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A depression is 4 consecutive quarters of GDP decline.

GIB MILK

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lel

How could DRUMPF do this to me...?

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Do you not get tired of yourself. You’ve been at it for 2 & half weeks. Fucking shut up already. I get the gist it’s over he’s finished they got him the walls are closing in.

I'm gonna glaze a knuckle to this in a few minutes.

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That's the best theory so far

That may be true user.
But these shit head governors and mayor's are gonna fuckk things up really bad.
How is Trump going to handle these idiots?
Can he force them?
He'd be a hero if he did i think.

Got my Trumpbux today. Gf has yet to. She only worked about 5 months last year but still did and filed taxes both last year and this previous winter. Any reason hers is taking longer? He is also set up for direct deposit like me.

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> Should I buy oil stocks portobro?
I'll answer that question with another question

> DO YOU REALLY WANT TO TAKE FINANCIAL ADVICE FROM A CHARMING STRANGER IN A JAPANESE DESPAIR SPREADING FORUM?

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kek obama economy on da rebound

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Wait what? Xinigger is going after gamers now too?
What happens when he goes beyond maximum clown ++?

Not really. Remdesivir is incredibly expensive, and seems to work better in severe cases.

Lol Trump's gonna catch the magic coof and/or a bullet by the end of this.
RIP trumpcucks

Ask Marx
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Jewish_Question

It’s a reflection of the market though you fucking retard

Yo dat may be true user.
But deez sheeit head governors an' mayor's is gonna fuq things up really bad.
How iz Trump going ta handle deez idiots?
Can he force dem?
He'd be uh hero if he did ah think Ya' dig?

MAGA

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>He
your gf is tranny and not getting it

don't miss the presser at 5

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>he
She. I promise she doesn't have a Y chromosome.

>Corona panic is over in the US
More people dead today.

Soon anger will boil over against Trump for doing shit like defunding WHO

Go back to r*ddit you faggot

Cope harder retard

Too slow. Fuck.

>he is
Mike Pence is waiting for him to collect in person

HCQ doesn't work in any case. all it does is cause blindness and heart failure.

> IMAGINE BEING SO DESPERATE YOUR CANDIDATE NEEDS TO ENLIST SUPPORT FROM
> Neoliberals
> Washed up celebrities
> Illiterate rappers
and
> Neocons and former boogeymen reformed into "allies"
All because of a man with coin skin and an orange complexion

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Hooray for illegal aliens!

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Sorry I live in the Chad rural south and there is no panic here, forgot not everyone is as fortunate as me

i literally made this September 6th 2018 and it's evolved into a art ever since

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too late

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Yea this country globalist institutions lolol

Bruh can you just shut the fuck up? We get it people will orange man bad because things they don’t understand

look at the numbers. it's not slowing down, even with all of the rampant underreporting that's going on.

>God damn you Simps live in a fucking bubble.
cope seethe and dilate

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So the only way we stop winning is if an insane leftist assainates Trump or if he catches the chink virus?. So you admit there's no derailing this train aside from unforseen disaster?.

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So much for his redemption arc.

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If there is anything independent voters love it is being told they have to keep the two party system intact

oh wait you're that retard that shilled the apocalypse for literal months let me ignore you again

I know how to make sweet love to myself in the most efficient manner possible, fren.

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> Using mobile phone covers and those sticky things
Anons, plz. Your cellphone maker dropped 3.5'' headphone ports, extra memory cards and all sorts of buttons to shave 1/8 of an inch from your mobile phone and you'll cover it with cheap chinese rubber?

Also
> plz don't call the cat

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Internet tough guy

yeah we have two, one's already flown the coop and one's in 7th grade. Just running up the score at this point.
sorry captcha, i refuse to identify crosswalks correctly

Nobody cares about defunding a worthless NGO

>coin skin
That was actually funny.

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surprised to find one of the talented tenth in politics
I'm sure his Dem masters were too

SLUT.
>audio: really big problem