Why is the left obsessed with Harry Potter and other children's books?

Why is the left obsessed with Harry Potter and other children's books?

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because it retroactively panders to them

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Idk ,why is the right so obsesed with Lord of The Rings ?

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Back in the old days, people use to reference the Bible, because it was the one book that everybody knew; you could make allusions to scripture and everybody would know what you were talking about. Nowadays, that's a job for pop culture, things like Harry Potter.

children used to read books about adults and learn how to be adults
now children read books about children and as adults they act like basedboys

All these people care about is pop culture. They don't know anything else.
Remember, the average American reading level is 8th grade.

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No one will care about Harry Potter in 20 years.

Homosexual Bible for Faggots

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Why is the right obsessed with the left being obsessed with Harry Potter and other children’s books?

Why won't the left shut the fuck up about Harry Poofter?

>(((Lebo(w)its)))

The awkward, misunderstood loser is really the best person ever, just like the readers of the books. Harry Potter is a pat on the head and a treat for being a Good Goy.

Leftists have the bodies of adults but the minds of children.

Goosebumps is the only good childrens book.
Everything else is cringe

>why is the right so obsesed with Lord of The Rings
We love the diversity the Ork hoards bring.

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Because they are fucking idiots.

I can't wait until the inevitable hollywood remakes of the films that turn the pozzed level up to master jew level it will be hilarious.

this is your brain on relativism

the books are very strongly pro gun and strongly pro (civic) nationalist. I have no idea what message the left gets from them.

Because mentally they're still children. Why do you think all their politics are based on feelings and not facts.

It's how they communicate. They don't have anything else as a reference or form independent thought. So in order to get a message across they need to do this.
In simpler terms, these are children forming connections around consumables. It is the same situation when 2 kids form a friendship over liking cherry soda.

They try to live the childhood that was taken away from them, when as children they were raped by the liberal friends of their liberal parents whilst the latter didn't give a damn.

it's their bible/mythos

It'll be a tv show, Netflix or Amazon or something.

It explains the world to them.

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+ tolkien was a catholic. Aragon is an allegory of Christ. Sauron is Satan/ Saturn (Lord of the rings)

as far as political and moral messaging in LoTR, more than left vs right I got a very strong luddite and anti-technology / anti-industry vibe. which makes sense considering Tolkien's experience in ww1

Because they're fantastic stories loaded with good virtues and morals.

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It's really funny that they do, because collectively, they are Dolores Umbridge but lack the self-awareness to see it.