/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3224

► Detected: 2,050,342 (+52,482) ► Died: 132,845 (+6,245) ► Day: 97 (-07:41:17)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 7.2x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,944 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
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>NEWS
Air conditioning helps corona propagate faster
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As CFR increases, Johns Hopkins removes "recovered" count
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Chile counts those who died as "recovered"
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Italian tests positive again after "recovery"
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EU admits official death tolls are undercounting
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>INFO
"Theoretically possible" to get virus from mosquitoes
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Testicular damage
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21 year old without conditions dies in Britain
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Patients infectious after "recovery"
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97,000 deaths in China, financial analyst estimates from urns data
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>REMINDER
H1N1 only had 3,433 confirmed deaths in the US, rest is estimated
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Italy doesn't report deaths at home and nursing homes
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Coronavirus is now 1st cause of death in the US
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CDC lab for test kits contaminated
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Ecuador hands out 2,000 cardboard emergency coffins
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>LATEST
16:37: 752 new deaths in New York state
07:31: 3,388 new cases and 28 new deaths in Russia
07:26: 166 new cases in Japan
07:22: 154 new cases and 3 new deaths in Israel
07:07: 392 new cases and 10 new deaths in Ukraine
06:44: 1,052 new cases and 8 new deaths in Germany

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If I pull that off, will you die?

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>tfw no mommywife to quarantine with
its not fair bros

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Anyone else fucking hate Bill Mitchell? Share your favorite Mitchell memes

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anyone have a compilation image of the mainstream media downplaying corona virus or contradicting itself on everything they said?

like pic related but with all of them

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>6k already
Are we getting another big load today?

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The man you hate to love

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>No work until Summer
thank you based corona!

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Oldie but goodie

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Can the world burn already or do i have to wait fpr the 2nd wave

*giggles while sneaking*

*pounces*

HELLOWO!!! ;3

You look like you're in need of some huggles! ȌωȌ

*huggles* (^▽^(^▽^*)

AND...

WUGGLES!

*wuggles and doesn't let go*

Remember you are super important, okay? (´・ω・`)

So don't do anything silly! ᕦ( ˘ᴗ˘ )ᕤ

-Boops your cheek, nose and tummy tum tum-

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Saw last thread but didn't have time to jump in before it archived: is there any proof for reactivation? Because I remember these threads back in mid January or so with people saying reactivation/2nd phase took place 2 weeks after the first. Now it seems it has been raised to 2 months. Is there any case of someone getting sick again and it being worse? All I'm seeing is people testing positive again a pair of weeks after discharge (which could be viral shedding, faulty testing, or a different strain), but that's all.

It also seems to me like the time to reactivation keeps being extended as to explain the lack of wave of reactivation in countries other than China.

Fuck's sake stop dying right as I post this.

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It's all over to me. My shit country will not survive in the world after covid-19. Wish me good lucky in the next life.

god you guys are faggots, there's a protection act for patients, its immature to record literal people dying

Bill is the kind of guy who says on his last coof "told you it's a nothingburger"

So we are not immortal afterall

No country will survive this.

>what is HIPAA?
good fucking job now you know it's a stock video

fucking nothingburgers, at least do some fucking research

World isn't going to totally burn, governments will still stay in power and no massive shake-ups. But I expect a huge change economically.

What the fuck is a wuggle

>a) it's training
>b) illuminati

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>liver damage
>kidney damage
>brain damage
>heart damage
>testicular damage
>lung damage
>2nd kind of lung damage
>low 02 aspyhxiation
>ctyokine cascade
>permanently immuni-compromised
>no cured, no recovery
>keeps coming back until it kills you
>lays dormant like HIV
>asymptomatic transmission ('heathy' people spread it)
>inter-species transmission (live stock can get it)
>blood transmission (mosquitos can spread it)
>SARS-like mutations make vaccine a pipe dream
DO YOU FUCKING NIGGER-BRAINED RETARDS REALLY NOT UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKED WE ARE THEY DONT SHUT DOWN THE GLOBE OVER A FLU THIS IS THE START OF AN EXTINCTION EVENT WE ARE FUCKED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>2050342 infected
>132845 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little extinction won't cause an intergalactic cataclysm

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Why should we?

>he doesn't know boop poster
Wuv + huggles i think

It's a nothingburger right?

Godspeed user, maybe you’ll be born in Iceland next life.

You know I always wonder as American, why USA pays 10x the money to WHO yet idiot American whiteys keep saying it's a Chinese shill?

Maybe USA is such an asshole that they can't even win over WHO with such big overspending?

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two more wee- months bro

>its immature
nigga we made a chink bioweapon that killed more then a hundred thousend into a 2d waifu and fucking worship her, where do you think you are?

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Immunity is already confirmed temporary but I imagine that even if reactivation is prevalent they’ll keep it hush to prevent full blown panic.

Its part HIV, so that could explain the delay

This. In Europe we also can't just go into hospitals to take pictures of dying people without their consent.

>China is gaming so hard rn

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 622,412 (27,549) #2 Spain 177,633 (18,579) #3 Italy 165,155 (21,645) #4 France 147,863 (17,167) #5 Germany 133,209 (3,592) #6 United Kingdom 98,476 (12,868) #7 China 82,295 (3,342) #8 Iran 76,389 (4,777) #9 Turkey 69,392 (1,518) #10 Belgium 33,573 (4,440) #11 Canada 28,205 (1,006) #12 Netherlands 28,153 (3,134) #13 Switzerland 26,336 (1,239) #14 Brazil 26,113 (1,590) #15 Russia 24,490 (198) #16 Portugal 18,091 (599) #17 Austria 14,335 (393) #18 Ireland 12,547 (444) #19 India 12,320 (405) #20 Israel 12,200 (126) #21 Sweden 11,927 (1,203) #22 South Korea 10,591 (225) #23 Peru 10,303 (230) #24 Chile 8,273 (94) #25 Japan 8,100 (146) #26 Ecuador 7,858 (388) #27 Poland 7,582 (286) #28 Romania 7,216 (362) #29 Norway 6,740 (150) #30 Denmark 6,681 (309) #31 Australia 6,447 (63) #32 Pakistan 6,383 (111) #33 Czech Republic 6,216 (166) #34 Saudi Arabia 5,862 (79) #35 Philippines 5,453 (349)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +8,526 (+1,502) #2 United Kingdom +4,603 (+761) #3 France +4,560 (+1,438) #4 Turkey +4,281 (+115) #5 Spain +3,573 (+324) #6 Russia +3,388 (+28) #7 Italy +2,667 (+578) #8 Belgium +2,454 (+283) #9 Iran +1,512 (+94) #10 Canada +1,142 (+103) #11 Ireland +1,068 (+38) #12 Germany +999 (+97) #13 Brazil +851 (+58) #14 India +833 (+12) #15 Netherlands +734 (+189) #16 Portugal +643 (+32) #17 Pakistan +546 (+15) #18 Saudi Arabia +493 (+6) #19 Sweden +482 (+170) #20 Belarus +447 (+3) #21 United Arab Emirates +432 (+5) #22 Serbia +408 (+5) #23 Switzerland +400 (+65) #24 Ukraine +392 (+10) #25 Mexico +385 (+74) #26 Poland +380 (+23) #27 Chile +356 (+2) #28 Romania +337 (+11) #29 Dominican Republic +328 (+6) #30 Indonesia +297 (+10) #31 Ecuador +255 (+19) #32 Philippines +230 (+14) #33 Bangladesh +219 (+4) #34 Denmark +170 (+10) #35 Argentina +166 (+7)…

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The sad part is, for these Americans they simply have to believe in the myth of American exceptionalism in order to not have their entire worldview just shatter. The truth in America, the state of country, is just utterly and crushingly depressing. I'm saying this as an American. It's just unbelievably sad for these people. They literally can't afford to believe in anything else.

They watch their living standards decline, they watch their neighbors go bankrupt from cancer or die from COVID-19, they watch Trump fumble around and do nothing. Deep inside, they suspect the truth. But doing so would mean the shattering of the "America's the fucking best in the world! Freedom! We're chosen by God!" message the American propaganda/blind patriotism machine has taught them from birth.

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Yes, most shops will be opening in germany again next week. Only the big shops stay closed for 2-4 more weeks and those shop owners are ABSOLUTELY seething because Malte can't slave for them.

This post gave me cancer and somehow re-virgined me

This is peak Bill
Nothing will ever top this

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So much disinfo, sensationalism and half-truths in your posts Argie.

I hope you dont believe in God because youre a real piece of shit and theres going to be a reckoning for all the falsehood youve intentionally spread in this vulnerable mentally ill and low IQ community.

So China has
>survived the pandemic with far less deaths than any western superpower
>helped hundreds of other countries despite suffering greatly themselves... very selfless act!
>restarted it's economy and is up and roaring carrying the world
>still managed to resist western changes to corrupt itself and continue with the old way and new ways of modern Chinese Life
>lastly and greatly, blew the fuck out of racists on Yas Forums

Dam, where can I sign up for a Chinese-inspired government here?

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god that "meme" is retarded as fuck

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It should burn, in hell, preferably forever.
I changed my mind. I dont want to know.

based and senko pilled

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In before shitty anti-Sino copypasta.


Tiananmen Square is vindicated by China's development. Anti terror system in Xinjiang is working. End result for HK is the same since 1997, regardless of rioters. You know it's true even if you don't like it. There's NOTHING you can do about any of this. Go cry on r/westerner

U.S. has world's highest rate of children in detention: U.N. study - reuters

The US is the greatest threat to world peace. That’s the finding of an end-of-the- year, WIN/Gallup International survey of people in 65 countries. - nypost

Yes, US locks people up at a higher rate than any other country - washingtonpost

The US is to blame for global erosion of human rights, says top UN official - qz

54 countries approval of China's "counter-terrorism"...big increase on 37 who supported Xinjiang program in July. included Muslim-majority countries - CNN

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Drawfag, where's my pregnant Coronachan with bush, and lactating tits!

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Why do I have a feeling we're in the middle of some troll war between russian spam bots and CCP drones that do it for literally free to get a higher score on their social credit card?

tell your supervisor to kill himself, damn chink bots

Americans are buthurt.
>develop SARS2 virus in America
>unleash it in Wuhan to try and destroy China
>China rapidly takes draconian measures and btfos the virus swiftly
>dumb mutts didn't expect the virus to reach the west
>it does and massively infects Europe+burgerland
>Zion Don trying to do damage control by calling it the Chinese virus
>can pinpoint the exact date when president Xi called him and told him to shut the fuck up, telling him they have evidence the virus was made and deployed by the jewSA
>suddenly doesn't call it the Chinese virus anymore and deflects all questions about why he doesn't
>China on its way to reinvigorate itself while mutts are too dumb for social distancing and too greedy to open up the economy early
>meanwhile the American healthcare system gets exposed for the thirdworld shithole tier it is

Americans got their ass ravaged by their own virus. Let's call it what it truly is from now on

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>mosquito transmission
I fucking called it weeks ago
Soon as summer hits, Louisiana is going to get fucked so hard that nyc wont compare

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What's the chances this was purposefully spread by the NWO or powers that be as a last ditch effort to combat climate change and reduce emissions?

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The American Dream is real though.
Its just no one tells that you need to be asleep to live the American Dream.

And big knees.

what about this?
>pic related

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The ever growing list of "CCP shills" just keeps expanding.

Next, the term "CCP shill" will be slapped on neutral parties and US allies. We already see CIA spokespersons like Melissa Chan getting hilariously back stabbed and accused of being CCP shills.

Eventually the whole world turns into "CCP shills" and America stands alone.

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does anyone have the corona-chan mega link?

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Is there an updated version of this chart?

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when are public gatherings/restaurants opening?

shut up yellow fever fag USA numba 1

I seriously doubt you are an American, chang.

Looks like now it falls to China to fund the WHO and lead the world in the fight against COVID-19

China's been the superpower since ancient times. Only lost it during 1900. China is just reclaiming the throne, once again.

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>new york

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What happened to Gary? Is Gary still here?

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At least it's not a Russian proxy anymore

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Is there an Abortion chan?

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STFU ching chong

I'm sorry but the user who made these has passed away

WHO just don't need to help US any more. It will save WHO money in the long run by not having to deal with US's BS.

It would be better for China, and a group of other UN countries join together to provide extra funding ASAP. This will show that there is a power shift in the world and the US is not part it.


The sad part is, for these Americans they simply have to believe in the myth of American exceptionalism in order to not have their entire worldview just shatter. The truth in America, the state of country, is just utterly and crushingly depressing. I'm saying this as an American. It's just unbelievably sad for these people. They literally can't afford to believe in anything else.

They watch their living standards decline, they watch their neighbors go bankrupt from cancer or die from COVID-19, they watch Trump fumble around and do nothing. Deep inside, they suspect the truth. But doing so would mean the shattering of the "America's the fucking best in the world! Freedom! We're chosen by God!" message the American propaganda/blind patriotism machine has taught them from birth.

The truth is just depressing.

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Will the Gods protect us from this tyranny lads?

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No because the number of deaths went down

>NY coronavirus cases surge - Hospitals are struggling
>Just a drill bro
>HYPPA dude trust me
Yep, /cvg/ is glownig central

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Interesting. It reads like denial but in reality it's bargaining transitioning into depression as he can no longer handle facing it. Makes me wonder what full blown depression will look like.

Someone post the tianmen square pasta ffs, these shills are getting tiresome.

Yes, suspected cases have gone down by about 57 from yesterday too. President Xi has got this virus under control in just a month. I am in awe of this guy, you just don't see this efficiency here in the west.

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globaltimes.cn/content/1183887.shtml
archive.is/o2d4I

China state media admits:
>SARS safety protocols breached
>After the SARS broke out in China in 2003, Chen's team took the leading role in successfully isolating the coronavirus. To test whether the interferon against hepatitis C is applicable to prevent SARS, she was the first to jump into the lab. According to protocol, researchers should not stay in a negative pressure lab for more than five hours, but Chen stayed in the lab for eight to nine hours every day.

>China resisted travel ban despite saying "Ebola is a flight away from us"
>When most Chinese people had no idea about what Ebola is, Chen had sensed that "Ebola is a flight away from us."

>considers pathogens a weapon of war, epidemic
>She left the Shenzhen enterprise and was recruited by the military to develop anti-virus drugs. She started researching deadly viruses like the plague, anthrax, and Ebola. A colleague from the Shenzhen enterprise tried to persuade her to stay away from these subjects because of the risk. Chen said she believes pathogenic microbial could be used by others as lethal weapons during a war, and trigger a large-scale epidemic. "I feel obliged to find a bio shield for the country and people," said Chen.

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If they're based ones

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The funny part about mosquito transmission is they will spray every square inch with insecticide to kill mosquitoes, driving wild bees to extinction and bayer can get filthy rich with the monstanto gm crops.

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If you were a real American, you'd already know we live under a chinese style government. Ours is just better at convincing people we have a choice

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Homeless WA user here
Has anyone been able to find any more articles related to mosquitoes?

They won't report it like usual. The numbers and what you see already isn't accurate. This thing has a fatality rate near 10%.

Some of you krauts are all right after all. Based and underrated post

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FUCK OFF WUMAO NIGGERS
Wuhan biological weapon 武汉生物武器 China manufactured Coronavirus Test kits were broken on purpose 中国制造的冠状病毒检测试剂盒被故意破坏 动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

习近平的阴茎很小。每天晚上,在上床睡觉之前,他都会吞下几加仑的非裔美国人的阴茎汁。它充满了他的胃,使他忘记了自己难以置信的小阴茎。还有,他妈的中国,台湾第一。

You truly are retarded

No need to worry about human rights or the people, once cases started reappearing in Wuhan just wall off the area.

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>10%
>not 100% over a few months
user...i..

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Hey there CCP, mind telling me how it's going with Pooh and his thoughts on Tiananmen Square? How's it like living in the first corona-free country in the world? Surely you'll share your methods with the world now that you've had 2 weeks of 0-5 deaths in the most overpopulated country right?
How many social good boy points are you getting daily for posting on fucking Yas Forums of all places.
Do good boy points decay over time?
Remember, praise mao

Too cold and dark. Alternate universe non-jewish Florida would be cool though.

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>Actually believes chinese numbers
>supposedly helped ppl by giving them faulty testing and faulty ventilators
>Dosen't realise that the west is going to impose sanctions of china after this mess
>Germany is already mad at China

Dude read the article though, it's some nobody Dr with 2 paragraphs of "maybe, why not?". I googled the Dr originally and he didn't even have a LinkedIn, I'm really hoping he's just throwing darts and hoping to get semi famous if he ends up being correct
Also if it ends up being true I'm absolutely fucked, this shit unironically sticks in my mind while I'm digging my moleman bunker

the chink fears the samurai
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Aquafresh bringing the heat!

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It depends. I know a guy that tested positive. Mid 40s. Smokes dabs, but is otherwise healthy. He feels fine after 2 weeks.
It looks like if you are a fat,diabetic, no veggie eating nigger, well, then you are fucked

Ok

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2-4 weeks for restaurants
gatherings in august

Unless you are an conspiracy nut, then China didn't create the virus, it was just where the first reported cases occurred. Literally could have happened anywhere and trying to blame China for Trump and the GOPs failure to be leaders is laughable.

USA arrogance and denial of their warcrimes is laugable. Join me in condemning them and celebrating the new sole superpower, China! Long live the Sino reign!

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What's your point? It's a picture of someone training on a mannequin? Is that supposed to mean it's a hoax because people begin their training on dummies?

Das it mane.

what about gay saunas?

anyone have that meme of nurglings be allowed to spread the disease by gov decree or something. warhammer stuff

There are no CCP shills here retards. Only western alphabet agents and larpers. Why do you guys fall for it every single day?

Shut your stupid yellow faggot hole chang

Nanking 2 when?

china: cuts hole in ground
china: oh no a hole
china to others: careful, there's a snake behind you
others: falls in china's hole

now

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I've grown fond of his boomerisms. He's in too deep to do anything else but double down. It's fun to watch.

Really?

Sometimes we get chinks. Telling people to go to sleep, when it's only night in East Asia is too high IQ for an impersonator

You mean .01%?

It's getting more epic and I like where this is going

>Actually believes chinese numbers
>supposedly helped ppl by giving them faulty testing and faulty ventilators
>Dosen't realise that the west is going to impose sanctions of china after this mess
>Germany is already mad at China

>+1438
Oof.

Its oh so satisfying to those of us who saw it coming since 9.11 however. We literally warned you fucks.

Blacks muslims spics and chinks. They systematically dismantled this country because we were so imperialist we forgot we had grown more adversaries and enemies than true allies. We watch now as israeli sells us down the river to their muslim neighbors, chinks, and russia.

>gatherings in august
this is so fucking stupid, opening the schools was already suicide, the damn gatherings dont even matter in comparison.

go drown yourself in a aborted fetus and bat soup chink

“STRAY DOGS SPREAD CORONAVIRUS? A HYPOTHESIS MADE ON THE COMPUTER WITHOUT PROOF "

Professor Xuhua Xia's study
As most researchers now agree, the new coronavirus probably originated in bats, but passed through another animal to get to humans. It had already happened with two other coronaviruses: SARS-CoV passed through the civets, while MERS-CoV "used" camels. So the current SARS-CoV-2 would also have spread through an intermediate animal, but the scientists still don't know which one.

In this study, the researchers examined the 1252 coronavirus genomes kept in GenBank, finding that SarsCov2 and its closest relative, bat coronavirus (BatCoV RaTG13), have the least amount of Cpg molecules compared to other coronaviruses.

In addition, the Ace2 receptor, used by the new coronavirus to enter the human cell, is produced in the human digestive system. Which suggests, according to the researchers, that the mammalian digestive system is probably the key target of coronaviruses. "Dogs' habit of licking the anus and genitals may have facilitated the transmission of the virus from the digestive system to the respiratory system", notes Xia. According to the researchers, therefore, the new coronavirus would have spread from bats to stray dogs, who would have eaten its meat. In the intestines of dogs it has evolved rapidly, so as to escape the Zap protein, becoming dangerous for humans.

The Higher Institute of Health advises not to put the animal in contact with positive people : the general recommendation «is to adopt useful behaviors to reduce as much as possible the exposure of animals to contagion, avoiding, for example, close contact with the patient ".

lastampa.it/la-zampa/cani/2020/04/15/news/lo-studio-canadese-sui-cani-randagi-serbatoio-di-coronavirus-un-ipotesi-fatta-al-computer-senza-prove-1.38721209

No, not my doggerinos...

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youtube.com/watch?v=7cufG2Dlxvk

HAJIMEEE~

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Hes coping so hard, terrified of death

How is that possible? Each bar is a cumulative total and coronavirus is the only one going up. I think the other ones use data for previous years

Chinks are too retarded to create it you fat fuck.
It was made by americans, chinks just stole it and showed the whole world how utterly incompetent they are in everything that doesnt involves torturing helpless animals.

Yay!
Finally a reason to go outside and have fun

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I don't think this one is denial. I think it's bargaining.

>"here is uhoie"
>chinks just don't know any human languages, they totally tried to warn you bro

Looks like a wrist brace to me.

You're either a shill or have never had a relative in serious condition (non corona) in hospital before, nurses can get fired if a visitor is caught taking pics of random people and they don't intervene
That's kinda why most the footage we do get seems to be at waist height

>Each bar is a cumulative total
They're not

(pb)
The best place to take the temp. of the health care workers and get a good idea of the REAL truth about what's going on in the hospitals is unironically the health care worker's forum at deddit Wuflu Mega thread they do daily. I was shocked when I read there two months ago at how ill prepared they were and how little they actually knew about the virus. They didn't know about the asymptomatic period OR much of anything Yas Forums already knew.

Not surprised they're getting it-also top down administrative medical system has refused to provide them with the proper PPE. Some cite cost.

impose sanctions like what?
as soon as they offer cheap labor and production costs again, big corporations will go straight back to suck their dicks

feel like it would be as futile as trying to sanction the US

An underrated bad part about coronavirus is all the corona commercials
>we at Walmart understand the hardships
>that’s why now we’re offering safer ways to shop
>......
>we here at chic fil a have the safest way to eat during these uncertain times
>......
>as we all stay in doors with all our families, we here at pornhub are here for you 24/7

How many days has he been gone? 4 days? 5 days?

Think about the single mothers, user. They are doing parenting stuff now since 5 weeks, without a blackout drunk night and cock caroussel.
The government just thinks about those poor, opressed wahmen.

How much do you get paid, and how do I find a job like that? i.e.: professional shitposting

Germany wont do shit as long as merkel is at the helm

dont forget to look at the nose behind the curtain, and it belongs to dr charles lieber, nanoscientist and jewish spy working for the chinese.

>Fear the flu
>Just wait
>Two more months
/cvg/ glownigs are exactly saying what the MSM or reddit says.

Really makes you think

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Numbers for Czech republic

>137k tests administered
>6216 positive cases since the start of the pandemic
>427 hospitalised
>5231 currently sick
>819 recovered
>166 dead

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CHLOROQUINE DOESN'T WORK, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEEEEE

nationalpost.com/news/world/covid-19-brazil-trial-for-drug-chloroquine-touted-by-trump-stopped-after-11-patients-die

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

can confirm, being born sucks and death is real freedom

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That is beyond cringe. I didn't even have a word to describe the embarrassment I feel for humanity.