HERE IS THE TRUTH ABOUT THE COMET ATLAS!ITS NOT A COMET ITS A PLANET THAT LOOKS LIKE SATURN!IT WILL BE CLOSE TO US IN MAY I PREDICT!AND THE TV AND MEDIA WILL SAY THAT NOTHING WILL HAPPEN AND IT WILL PASS US!I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I HAD A DREAM ABOUT THIS BEFORE!IN MY DREAM I WOKE UP IN THE NIGHT AND THERE IT WAS A HUGE ASS PLANET THAT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS SPLIT IN TWO PIECES!MAYBE IT WASNT SPLIT IN TWO PIECES MAYBE IT HAD A RING LIKE SATURN I DONT REMEMBER THAT WELL THE DREAM WAS LIKE TWO YEARS AGO!IN THE DREAM I REMEMBER KNOWING THAT THE MEDIA INFORMED US THAT IT WONT HIT US!BUT IF YOU LOOKED OUT OF YOUR WINDOW YOU COULD SEE THE HUGE PLANET IT WAS 100 TIMES BIGGER THAN THE SUN IT WAS FUCKING HUGE LIKE YOU COULD NOT BELIVE IT FELT LIKE IT WAS JUST ABOUT TO HIT EARTH!BUT I REMEMBER THAT MEDIA SAID EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE DONT PANIC!I REMEMBER IN THE DREAM EVERYBODY WAS LOCKED INSIDE THEIR HOME I THINK!THIS MEANS THE PLANET WILL HIT AND CORONA WILL STILL BE GOING ON!I REMEMBER WHEN I WOKE UP AND STARED AT THE PLANET FOR 5-10 MINUTES I SAT AT MY DINNER TABLE AND DID NOTHING!THEN SUDDENLY I FELT FIRE IT WAS TERRIBLE IT WAS SO HOT IT FELT SO BAD I CANT DESCRIBE IT WITH WORDS IT WAS SO MUCH PAIN SO MUCH BURNING I WAS SCREAMING TO GOD TO FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS IT WAS TERRIBLE THEN I WOKE UP!
THE TRUTH ABOUT COMET ATLAS
I THINK THIS COMET ATLAS MIGHT BE THE END OF US AND ITS NOT A COMET ITS A PLANET I THINK!THE ELITE IS BUILDING BUNKERS IN CORONA TIME SO WE NORMAL PEPOLE DONT NOTICE!THE MEDIA AND RESEARCHERS WILL KEEP SAYING IT WONT HIT AND WE WILL BE SAFE!BUT THE PLANET WILL KEEP GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER TO US EVENTUALLY IT WILL BE FREAKING HUGE IN THE SIZE SO BIG THAT IT COVERS 50% OF THE SKY!BUT STILL THEY WILL KEEP SAYING THAT NOTHING WILL HAPPEN AND TO CALM DOWN!REALITY IS SOMETHING WILL PROBBABLY HAPPEN SO DONT BELIVE THEM!I THINK THE PLANET WILL APPROACH US IN EARLY MAY OR MID MAY.AND THE END WILL BE IN LATE MAY!ALSO WE WONT INSTANTLY DIE IT WILL BURN LIKE HELL IT WONT BE INSTANT DEATH LIKE HOW SOME PEPOLE THINK!I REMEMBER 2 YEARS AGO I HAD A DREAM ABOUT CORONA VIRUS AND IT TURNED OUT 100% TRUE I WAS JUST LOOKING AT TV NEWS AND IT WAS LIKE MY OTHER DREAM THAT HAPPEND 2 YEARS AGO!ALSO I THINK THIS PLANET WILL BE JUST LIKE MY DREAM TOO I FEAR!ANONS THIS COULD BE SADLY THE END!SO SPEND YOUR TIME WITH FAMILY THERE IS NOT MUCH WE CAN DO!AND STOP BEING A SINNER!BE CAREFUL FRENS AND GOOD LUCK TO YOU ALL!THIS COULD BE THE END!
turn off caps lock, and summarize that mess.
Is everybody in Serbia this fucked?
It's all madness.
We are spending time with your family. Why would anyone want to know about the inevitable destruction of mankind? There's nothing you can do about it, if that is the case.
something stupid about comet atlas holding an everstone so it evolves into saturn and then everyone kasplode
the orbital trajectories I've seen don't really cross the earth's orbit. We've got about as much chance of this thing hitting us as the sun randomly flying over and hitting us.
Dame de la que estás fumando.
Space is fake you faggot
If we build artificial trees in poor communities, poor people will be more competent.
I don't even wanna know where this retarded country is located
It already shattered to pieces
I tried but all those caps hurt my eyes
Bath salts & crack cocaine is my guess!
I'm sorry Saturn. I'm gonna let you finish but... Uranus is the best planet of all time!
It’s already broken up. Also mass matters, the corona could be the size of the sun but without the mass nowt will happen, maybe some nice light shows.
Big nuffinmuffin.
Tebi je bas dobro u karantinu?
HOLY FUCK MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS BROKEN TOO FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
based
It's just some gas, bro.
Literal nothingburger.
Space is a hoax! Fake and gay.
I TOLD you the 5G was messing with the solar system!
Choking on peanuts kills more people a year globally. Why should I care if a giant piece of rock is hurtling towards Earth? That sounds retarded.
COMET SWAN IS THE ONE TO WATCH OUT FOR!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
this is why i've always loved serbians
except for russian and chinese cocksuckery
thanks for warning me
send me all your money so God can forgive your sins, you won't need it when you die
Is your caps lock key broken?
it's right next to france
(OP), your thread is an absolute mess. Deactivate capslock, and give this wall of text some structure. Sort this out.
BTW, who the fuck is summoning all these meteoritefags in the past 3 days?
SAGE
Why can't we just turn up the 5G death beems and shoot them at the planet-comet?
You guys said they cause instant death and we're something you could target. So why can't we shoot down comet-planets with 5G radiation beans?
The use of capitals is very persuasive.
Probably.
Yeah, likely story cocksucker.
The virus is obviously bullshit and not as serious as the media is making it seem.
It makes sense that a bunch of people might assume they have ulterior motives for shutting down the world for a seasonal flu.
Though it doesnt really make sense that they would shut down the world because a dangerous comet is on it's way... seems the only reasonable thing to do in such a situation would be to not fucking tell anybody and let it happen so there's no mass freakout and riots before the rock hits.
We are apart of history right now bros
No, (OP) just chucked an entire bottle of Slivovitz, and maybe some fly agaric milk.
SAGE
We already hat this in last year with the dual asteroid KW4...
SAGE
take meds