/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3221

Czech'Em Health Department Reports

>+65 NEW CASES
>+3 NEW DEATHS
>+143 NEW RECOVERIES
>-81 ACTIVE CASES

I SAY NOTHING
YOU SAY BURGER

NOTHING

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Sweden hiding deaths
>scb.se/om-scb/nyheter-och-pressmeddelanden/ovanligt-manga-dog-vecka-14/

this.
it's a nothingburger, so nothing to worry about.

/r/ the drawing of tedros pretending taiwan is stepping on him please and thank you

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give me the transparent of this one

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>5397104038 infected
>215884031 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little extinction won't cause an intergalactic cataclysm

When this is all over I’m going to personally hunt down every nothingburger and forcibly rub my testicles all over their faces

Humans are a literal nothing burger stop worrying that they'll spread

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>go full herd
>hide deaths

This can only end well.

file number ?

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>Taiwanese corporation contributes to WHO
kek

Hoping for a population SNAP :^)

It's a nothingburger *crunch*

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can you just make a megaupload instead of you begging with this shit every fucking day?

witnessed

JUST TWO MORE WEEKS AND TRILLIONS WILL DIE YOU JUST WAIT

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Go to sleep.

i request 1580646629737

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where the insider pastabro?
how many people died in Lombardia?

kek

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Nice, very nice

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WRONG WITH ME

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I haven’t done my taxes in like two years do I not get a check

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Just a reminder nothingburger fags were wrong 100+ years ago and they're wrong today, and that the Spanish Flu took 2 years to overcome

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1997248/

i dont think i have thicc cc, 4212

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In cased you missed

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Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree this is a big fat nothing burger?

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Imagine unironically being Swedish

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non-filers option. irs.gov

>Wuhan lab theory "no longer fringe", US intelligence confirms
archive.is/Nb3GF
Oh wow that's shocking, you mean a theory Yas Forums had evidence for back in fucking January finally got confirmed? Based government employees, amazing what they are able to do on 6 figure salary!

>+65 NEW CASES
HOLY SHIT SHUT DOWN SOCIETY

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>3,388 new cases and 28 new deaths in Russia

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But Spanish flu was much easier to deal than this

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whyd fauci tell the gates foundation that the trump admin would have a surprise pandemic to deal with?
m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5e8a0548c5b6e7d76c65c8a4

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 616,168 (26,200) #2 Spain 177,633 (18,579) #3 Italy 162,488 (21,067) #4 France 143,303 (15,729) #5 Germany 132,592 (3,592) #6 United Kingdom 98,476 (12,868) #7 China 82,295 (3,342) #8 Iran 76,389 (4,777) #9 Turkey 65,111 (1,403) #10 Belgium 33,573 (4,440) #11 Netherlands 28,153 (3,134) #12 Canada 27,063 (903) #13 Switzerland 26,336 (1,226) #14 Brazil 25,758 (1,557) #15 Russia 24,490 (198) #16 Portugal 18,091 (599) #17 Austria 14,325 (393) #18 Israel 12,200 (126) #19 Sweden 11,927 (1,203) #20 India 11,555 (405) #21 Ireland 11,479 (406) #22 South Korea 10,591 (225) #23 Peru 10,303 (230) #24 Chile 8,273 (94) #25 Japan 8,100 (146) #26 Ecuador 7,603 (369) #27 Poland 7,408 (268) #28 Romania 7,216 (362) #29 Norway 6,740 (145) #30 Denmark 6,681 (309) #31 Australia 6,447 (63) #32 Czech Republic 6,151 (163) #33 Pakistan 5,988 (107) #34 Saudi Arabia 5,862 (79) #35 Philippines 5,453 (349)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United Kingdom +4,603 (+761) #2 Spain +3,573 (+324) #3 Russia +3,388 (+28) #4 Belgium +2,454 (+283) #5 United States +2,282 (+153) #6 Iran +1,512 (+94) #7 Netherlands +734 (+189) #8 Portugal +643 (+32) #9 Brazil +496 (+25) #10 Saudi Arabia +493 (+6) #11 Sweden +482 (+170) #12 Belarus +447 (+3) #13 Serbia +408 (+5) #14 Switzerland +400 (+52) #15 Ukraine +392 (+10) #16 Mexico +385 (+74) #17 Germany +382 (+97) #18 Chile +356 (+2) #19 Romania +337 (+11) #20 Dominican Republic +328 (+6) #21 Indonesia +297 (+10) #22 Philippines +230 (+14) #23 Bangladesh +219 (+4) #24 Poland +206 (+5) #25 Denmark +170 (+10) #26 Argentina +166 (+7) #27 Israel +154 (+3) #28 Pakistan +151 (+11) #29 Norway +117 (+6) #30 Moldova +115 (+3) #31 Morocco +100 (+1) #32 Austria +99 (+9) #33 Malaysia +85 (+1) #34 Finland +76 (+8) #35 Afghanistan +70 (+2)…

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no

kys

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1582993525256 boss

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LIZ THREAD?

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Singapore +447
15% increase from 3222
Where is your technocratic god now?

CAN YOU REPEAT ???
>CAN YOU REPEAT ???
THERE'S NO RUSSIA BUDGET PROBLEM BITCH

Good news! Looks like we may have a game changing treatment for COVID-19 or maybe even a vaccine.

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here frien

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>WHAT ABOUT THE BUDGET
t. every journalist

mega.nz/folder/CLZ3XAoD#6dDrAp961kUXxrIE_g2nqQ

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>coof

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Hazmat waifu

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>lockdown extended for 3 weeks

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And they said Asians couldn't dance

SE28

That’s only for poor people who make less than like $12k, can I still use it? I don’t want to get hit with an audit when they find out I haven’t filed since like 2017

because he got rid of the pandemic response team and biological threats are a constant.

Spanish flu killed young and healthy people. Covid 19 kills 80 year olds in nursing homes

NOTHING
BURGER

>it's a nothingburger just open up work
no-one is stopping you

Singapore is a shithole country, please nuke us before we spread it to the rest of SEA.

>be denmark
>reduce tests by 500 every day
>look guys, less infected!! lets open up everything again!

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Nice, just one more and that's it

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There's nobody left in Lombarida to die.

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>WHO is reassuring China representing Taiwan
>b-but Taiwan talked to us and participated in meeting, so that doesn't mean that WHO ignores Taiwan
>not mentioning about Taiwan warning WHO about the coronavirus
They are now downplaying.

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Thanks man, how you doing ?

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Insider pastabro here. Just received numbers, was about to post them kek

Leaked numbers for today as usual. I don't have the exact number of cases but who cares

>ITALY CIVIL PROTECTION REGISTERS:

2600 NEW CASES

578 NEW DEATHS

>RAISING TOTAL TO:

165K CASES

21.645 DEATHS

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Its all fine here.

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It’s over in Germany you shills

>Looks like it's more important to not die than to be too focused on finance
I don't think this is that simple.
The studies on the Spanish flu showed that the quarantine was also overall good for the economy while the lack of any quarantine was much worse than expected.
But there is a catch. The quarantine didn't last for years (and that's what some of the medical professionals are proposing) and the disease at the end was allowed to run it's course.
Like I said, I don't know what to do but I'm not on either, extreme end of the spectrum (quarantine--total freedom).
I think that there is a way to reopen the economy in a way that will allow us to control the spread of the virus enough to not overwhelm the medical industry.
The vaccine in my opinion is impossible so we can only count on therapeutic solution, and these won't come fast. Basically what I'm saying is that the economical lockdown cannot last long enough for the therapeutic solution to be developed. The question is how long can it last?

>1582993525256

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thank you pastafriend! hope you and yours are healthy, pic not related

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it seems like no one in the US believes the numbers being produced. a bunch of pseudo freedom fighters are really upset on facebook. they will do nothing.

what the hell is going on? at first i was hoping this would kill everyone, but it seems like all its doing is making fake revolutionaries want to burn down 5G towers is all now.

wagie wagie back to the cagie

I'm still baffled that he saves low res versions of the original images posted here
At least it has the original filename on it so it allows for search of them on the archive
Thanks, have this

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>Imagine unironically being Swedish
My great-great grandfather was from Denmark. All the rest of my family is British in origin. I took a DNA test, and well, these were the results.

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Which area of China is that?

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thanks

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People are actually braindead.
Last call before a section of the military forms a coup.
Red dawn will become reality.

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>120K Dead in 5 months from Corona
>The world is ending!!!! Society will collapse!!!! We can't survive this!!!! Panic!!!1

Friendly reminder:
• 151,600 people die each day

• 6,316 people die each hour

• 105 people die each minute

• Nearly two people die each second

• 55.3 million people die each year

It's a nothingburger.
More people die in a single day than this can kill in 5 months.
>muhh exponential
Literally been below the peak for what, 12 days? stfu hahaha

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>I don't have the exact number of cases but who cares
Haha I know that feel
It sucks ass

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>578 NEW DEATHS
the ride never ends

>Danish kids have to keep 2 meters distance when on the school yard

Bullying has been reduced to 0% lads

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Do you know the thiccposter?

Preaty good. Altho guy responsible for my finance classes called off another meating. Now we are 3 weeks behind other group. Why did he wanted the job at an university if he's to bussy with normal work?

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> 21% lethality
> It's just a flu bruh)))
That's why China was able to win the crown - socialism works, but capitalism does not

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Hahaha only for wageslaves who work in shops smaller than 800m2. I can stay home another 2 weeks.

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will the ride ever end?

SPANISH COMMUNIST GOVERMENT DECLARES THAT ALL THE KIDS GETS A "C" AT LEAST IN THEIR SCHOOLS, NO MATTER WHAT THEY DID DURING THE YEAR
>SPANISH COMMUNIST GOVERMENT DECLARES ALL THE KIDS GETS A "C" AT LEAST IN THEIR SCHOOLS NO MATTER WHAT
SPANISH COMMUNIST GOVERMENT DECLARES ALL THE KIDS GETS A "C" AT LEAST IN THEIR SCHOOLS NO MATTER WHAT
>SPANISH COMMUNIST GOVERMENT DECLARES ALL THE KIDS GETS A "C" AT LEAST IN THEIR SCHOOLS NO MATTER WHAT

>okdiario.com/espana/celaa-presidentes-autonomicos-acuerdan-aprobado-general-todos-escolares-espanoles-5461714
OH NONONONONONONO PAÍS DE GILIPOLLAS

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Why didn't worldometer update 6000 US deaths from yesterday?

How many tests?

IT'S OGRE

> Nobody stops.
Yep, that's china.

>NO LOCKDOWN ON LAUGHTER
*honk honk*

What?

So many Male Karens in this thread too afraid to go outside themselves, so they use the force of the state to keep the unafraid people imprisoned in our homes. Misery loves company and Karen loves power. Covid has created a perfect storm for government overreach.

It’s honestly hella disappointing to see Yas Forums become such bootlicking faggots. Where are my lolberts at? What happened to you guys. Yas Forums is a Ron Paul board. Smfh

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Danish parents really want their little shits gone from home it seems

FUKKIN LEGENNND

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China is fascist. Fascism works.

That's what I've been asking. I don't know why they didn't

No but he is medicine student I think

>TURN THE NEWS OFF

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>21% lethality
You forgot to mention all those dead are 80 year olds in nursing homes

Based autistic danes

Anyone else having trouble submitting their direct deposit information to the new IRS tool?

>He works at a soulless company

Wew, but then agian the entire world basicly halted to a stop

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Fuck off faggot

ayy lmao

>Camo
>Helmet
Is he a future /ourguy/?

What I mean by that is idk if it's 2.690 or 2636 new cases. My source can only tell me the exact numbers of deaths for some reason

Waiting for the graph for that

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So the thing that I was hoping for is finally happening, the number of cases in Lagos and Kinshasa, the two ultimate nigger cities, is quickly increasing the last few days. The problem with these cities is that you can't do a lockdown effectively. Nigeria and the DRC don't have enough money to give their citizens handouts, so the citizens have to keep working in order to get food on the table. Think Ecuador times a thousand. And because they're niggers they'll be killing and looting and raping in no time. It's going to be glorious.

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China was able to "win" by just lying to the rest of the world about their infection and mortality statistics.

Is this a fucking parody?

Always keep in mind that Yas Forums was able to find Shias flagpole in under 17 hours using flight charts, amateur sound analisis and random field recon while the CIA and Mossad combined couldnt find Bin Laden for 15 years. We are the real spy agency.

Sodomy is a sin!

BIG

FAT

NOT

THING

BURGER

>russian obsessed with homosex

Thanks to India, we are saved!

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What's the point if it can travel up to 11 METERS? You're fucked

RYAN STUTTERING

Danish loli detected

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>schools are open

lmao

corona sticks to surfaces, good luck forcing kids to not touch everything then their nose

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So... this is the power of capitalism?

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youtube.com/watch?v=UlCYFh8U2xM

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He did the same shit back in March when everything was open

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