AUS/POL/ - WEDNESDAY EDITION #3

>Australia coronavirus live news: Morrison rules out pay cuts for ministers or senior public servants – latest updates
theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2020/apr/15/australia-coronavirus-live-news-economy-politics-nsw-victoria-queensland-latest-updates

>Australia is flattening the coronavirus curve. But should we try to squash it like New Zealand?
abc.net.au/news/health/2020-04-15/coronavirus-elimination-australia-new-zealand/12150302

>Convincing Australians to use government-sponsored coronavirus-tracing app a tough ask
abc.net.au/news/2020-04-15/challenge-to-convince-australians-to-use-coronavirus-tracing-app/12151130

>First Australian jailed for breaking coronavirus quarantine
9news.com.au/national/coronavirus-jonathan-david-first-man-in-australia-jailed-for-breaking-coronavirus-quarantine/f7fe0497-b5dd-485d-b709-2be67d0cd767

>Pros and cons: what are the exit strategies for Australia's coronavirus crisis?
theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/apr/15/pros-and-cons-what-are-the-exit-strategies-for-australias-coronavirus-crisis

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>LOL WAIT FOR THE SECOND WAVE GAIZ

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Praise Him

no surprise the politicians ruled out pay cuts. of course. they've never once taken a pay cut. cunts

>Have Australian Girlfriend
>Have plans for her to move together to America
>Literally the day before she was going to buy her ticket to come to America to be with me all travel gets shut down
>Your shitty Australian Government is now saying they're going to be locking down travel possibly until January 2021
I can't take this shit.

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Fucking based

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>January 2021.
Fuck, I didn't even realize this. Shit fuck. America is the last country that will be unbanned too

i'll take care of her

based wagga. Visited mount austin a few times, those blokes wouldnt be taking any shit from chinks i reckon

>Wes Fang
>Nationals

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where's my fucking scomobux reeeeeeee

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is that for real? fuck that

Apparently so
7news.com.au/sunrise/on-the-show/the-coronavirus-international-travel-ban-could-remain-until-2021-c-972446

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ABSOLUTELY BASED AND NATIONAL PILLED

Looks like the weak Western Australia tards can't hold up any longer:
>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8221073/Western-Australia-considers-lifting-coronavirus-restrictions-WEEKS.html
Western Australia considering lifting its coronavirus restrictions within weeks
Premier Mark McGowan said cases in the state down 'to nearly non-existent'
Said any plans to tweak COVID-19 restrictions should not be expected until May
'It's a very serious game of chess because people's health is at risk,' premier said
Epidemiologist said he believed state is well-paced to begin easing restrictions
The strong second wave will come, in a scale you'd never seen before. Superior NSW and VIC can hold up another year without any problem.

they are crapping on about it. I reckon they are going to take further lock down measures soon. We got a fucking full truck of dunny rolls at work tonight. Driver said every store was getting it sent out. Have had fuck all in my store for almost a month now

the gf

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WA is based, and McGowan is based

>tfw you have to leave your qt dutch gf behind in the netherlands and fly back to your shitty australian hometown to waste away for a year

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>then the dutch end up letting niggers refugee's in and she gets raped and killed

>NSW and Shittoria literally suffering plague levels of infection
Think I know where I'd live desu senpai.

We'll annex them long before that. Any chinks and leftoid roos who cause trouble will get sent to the new prison colony of Greenland.

I watched an aussie guy on YT for a while, kinda liked him. He got to complaining about the fires a while back, and I brought up the fact that eucalyptus trees and arsonists were to blame. He said it was global warming. I pointed out that even abos knew better than that, and he said it wasn't funny and that his brother had lost all of his belongings in the fires. I then asked him why he was sitting around making YT videos while his brother's house burned down and he blocked me.
Cunt had no tolerance for my bants I guess.

he makes jewtube video's what did you expect

Is Sky News in Australia right-wing and in the UK it's left-wing?

mark will show us the true path

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Sounds like our friendly resident Jordan Shanks

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a spider just crawled over my arm now i can't find the cunt. FUCK ME

I guess. Sky in Australia is "somewhat" right-wing.

Not quite as right-wing as Foxnews/Tucker, but probably the most right-wing news source Australia has. Andrew Bolt is, by far, Australia's most based talking head. Using terms like "anti-racism is code for anti-white" (not joking either).

Got the Fox tone from hearing Australian Sky, and more like BBC from the UK - jarring. Australia seems right wing in general. Gotta link to that Andrew Bolt vid?

I think you're mistaken here sir.
75% of Australians are borderline retarded pussies. And everybody here is a politician and a lawyer, despite being borderline retarded.

This

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>I then asked him why he was sitting around making YT videos while his brother's house burned down and he blocked me.
fuckin kek

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the bank stole it, they just brought in a $750 account keeping fee for anyone on cenno