PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - JUST EAT THE BUGS EDITION /ptg/

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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DOUBLE MILFS

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it's a leftard meme "we let them do it but we track it so we can see who does it" without ever doing anything about it, like obama running guns to mexico.

same as "we can fix the EU from the inside" brexit cope

TRUMPBUX FUELED BABY FACTORIES

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oh look, a jew

The US(and the World for that matter) should look at this quarantine/lock-down as a test gauge to figure out if Corona aka Covid-19 is truly lethal enough to keep everything shutdown the way it is right now.

When the virus has been around since early 2019(first identified in late 2019 in November), the world was not shut down over it. The vast majority of those infected(even elderly) don't get symptoms and if they do get symptoms they are fairly mild. Only a very small percentage require hospitalization due to preexisting conditions and a smaller percentage of that actually die from it. People with preexisting conditions or old age are going to die anyways for one reason or another, that is just the harsh reality.

The Global economy is suffering and the US economy is collapsing because it was never meant to have everyone not be working and be hiding in the house.

A much more serious and deadly virus is the Femin Virus, but that is something everyone is scared to talk about and/or let alone name right?. The good news with that particular virus is that if you wipe out all hosts, the virus stays dead and doesn't come back.

Covid-19 is far less lethal and less society/civilization/population destructive compared to the Femin Virus. Covid-19 can be treated and even a vaccine(not from Bill Gates) could help and work against it, that is not the case for the Femin Virus.

The point I'm trying to make is that Covid-19 is a mole hill being made into a mountain, and that we have bigger fish to fry(or demons to kill in this case) when it comes to other viruses and/or bioweapons.

US needs to re-open, millions are out of work and can't put food on the table or pay rent. Society is also starting to realize and appreciate supply chain jobs, along with how important domestic production in the US is(US is over dependent on China for vital goods and overall production).

>That kike in the OP image

Every. Single. Time.

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>This site is full of lower to middle class anons
not me
:^)

I will not eat bugs.
C&D you dumb spanish speaking darkie.

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AWOO!

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ITS MY MONEY
AND I NEED IT NOW

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all porn for that phrase just returns porn featuring two milfs

not that this is a bad thing

You have to be brave to eat bug tacos.

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fuck off, frank.

>/ptg/ is pro UBI if Trump does it
n-nani?

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Awoo!

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SNES WAS THE BEST SYSTEM OF ALL TIME UNTIL THE PS2
>starfox
>super mario world
>chrono trigger
>ffIV
>ffVI
>earthbound
>secret of mana
>kirby
>super metroid
>zombies ate my neighbors
>battletoads

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but if you had faith that the sprinkle was true baptism, then how is that not baptism?

Isn't focusing on the method of baptism a more "work" approach rather than the faith it takes to undergo and accept baptism, regardless of the physical method?

"I am a pandemic denier"

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Yang gang did actually tempt some neets

It's a lot of dum fegs and brownniggers

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>but if you had faith that the sprinkle was true baptism
if i have faith that murdering children is true baptism does it make it so?

kek

S-SHE CUTE!

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if it says so in the bible

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nigga I understand not wanting to be forced to eat bugs, but they aren't a huge deal to eat
most deli meat you eat has nastier shit in it anyway

He's right about a lot of things

She was hotter when she was fat.

one could not in true faith believe such a thing without being mad

A proper lady.

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where in the bible does it suggest you go through the minimum discomfort when receiving the holy spirit, that you try your least for the Lord?

MAGA

well yeah

>japs aren't whi-

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a sprinkle is far more discomforting than a dunk.
It's better to be all wet than mostly dry and sprinkled

i like playing poker but i am absolutely terrible at it, not willing to bluff or risk a lot
people also get mad if you sit there and try to calculate probabilities, they accuse you of silly non-crimes like "counting cards"
some day i'll look at stonks but the fundamental rule i've always heard was never risk what you aren't willing to lose

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correct

>a sprinkle is far more discomforting than a dunk.

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>/ptg/ is pro UBI if Trump does it
Socialism is acceptable if it comes with a healthy dose of nationalism. Think of it as a kind of social nationalism.

>But she didn't! Okaasan is for headpats, not for lewds
>he doesn't know

I'm not eating bugs, not gonna happen

Who keeps pushing this, and why?

>Pretends to believe in small government
>What, no, government should keep all the money!
I don't understand you.

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>te
Finished that for you.

if the government is going to FORCE me out of work then they can fucking pay me for it

it's true.
>Jump in the pool? Yeah sure! =D

>*someone squirts you in the face with a spray bottle*
>STOP! what the fuck is your problem!?

bug eaters need to die

Fried bugs taste like fried everything else. Delicious.

>yes goyim, you must eat insects

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...During a global pandemic, when we've been instructed and in many cases forced by the government not to work.

SOAK THE DEGENERATES! We need to fund our defense production and we need to do it NOW!

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if they can reduce it to a chemical first, fine. I don't have an issue with cockroach protein powder - I already don't care about red beetle dye.

I am not however digging through its internal organs and digestive system with my mouth and cleaning it in such a manner probably reduces the amount of zoonotic illness possible - this is almost certainly where bats got their viruses in the first place.

imagine a thread where anons claim to be high society when in all reality they are unMAGA welfare accepting chumps in the same social class as frycooks

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Trump is missing a huge opportunity here by not immediately nationalizing the production of medical supplies.
>open/buy/adapt new factories in the rust belt/other battleground states to manufacture masks, ventilators, hand sanitizer and everything else (even after the pandemic is over)
>put unemployed people there back to work
>work with governors to garner necessary support
>issue new health safety guidelines requiring/recommending the use of masks, hand sanitizer for anyone who wants to open up
>put huge tariffs on medical supplies coming from everywhere else (specially China)
Just a few billions in investment that would win him all states in there without a doubt.
>b-but muh congress has to approve it first
>muh small government

>Jump in the pool?
that's not how it works
>someone squirts you in the face with a spray bottle
also not how it works

>discomforting
>discomforting
Can there be any greater comfort than that which the Lord provides?

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Or breed bantam hens, they love to eat bugs and produce 3-4 eggs per day.

-te.

wait, the argument against socialism is we'll all go broke. how is nationalism going to prevent that?

it's not UBI because the money is not being stole from the workers, it's the government giving them back the money they stole from them

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umm based

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Go back to covid general, unemployed LARPer

well even your argument that
>Discomfort = better baptism
is flawed.
I mean, then wouldn't dunking yourself in boiling or icy water be better than pleasant temperature dunking?

dunking someone in a river or lake is literally the oldest baptism method, though. technically speaking it's probably more valid than sprinkling.

I've eaten fried grasshopers bro, it's really not a huge deal

> when she was fat.
Wut? When did she stop being fat?

ALSO
> WELL ANONS?
Will you make this one exception and let her stay??

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Chibbens are broofs of a loving god

>Can there be any greater comfort than that which the Lord provides?
Yes. Hail Santa.

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>Who keeps pushing this,
Who is always behind any plot to degrade and humiliate ordinary men and women, especially in ways that are clearly wrong according to the Torah?

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the majority of america doesn't pay over a grand in taxes. this is more gibs than it is refunds.

ALWAYS WORKING. ALWAYS WINNING.

POTUS Back to Back to Back to Back Meetings

10:00AM THE PRESIDENT hosts a phone call with banking, financial services, food and beverage, hospitality, and retail industry groups

12:00PM THE PRESIDENT hosts a phone call with healthcare, tech, telecommunications, and transportation industry groups

2:00PM THE PRESIDENT hosts a phone call with agriculture, construction/labor/workforce, defense, energy, and manufacturing industry groups and thought leaders

3:30PM THE PRESIDENT hosts a phone call with sports industry groups

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>I want the niggers at the DMV to manufacture medical equipment

>Who keeps pushing this, and why?
jews. because jews.

didn't say that
i was implying that you were taking the easy way out
the idea is to clean your soul spiritually and to have full immersion is to do so
sprinkling some snake oil holy water on your dome is a cop out

PROPANE NIGHTMARE

>isn't universal
>doesn't cover a full month's wages for most recipients
>is government compensation for the forceful shutdown of sectors of industry

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>wait, the argument against socialism is we'll all go broke. how is nationalism going to prevent that?
We'll make the Chinese and the Mexicans pay for it.

in short, it's representative of a bath to wash off the sins and old life and be born anew in the lord and receive the holy spirit as a clean and fresh vessel

Nigel Farage coronavirus
m.youtube.com/watch?v=q3Ma4v37ETI

By the way,
I WILL NOT TAKE THE VACCINE
I WILL NOT EAT THE BUGS
I WILL NOT SLEEP IN THE POD
AND NO, I'M NOT FOLLOWING SOCIAL DISTANCING "RULES" EITHER
BITE ME, NIGGER.

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>>b-but muh congress has to approve it first
they unironically do which is part of why nothing ever actually gets done here

nigger, it's mostly taxpayers who are getting the trumpbux
also no taxes were increased so it's completely different from welfare

>sports industry groups
I hope Lebron is proud of himself after sucking so much Chinese cock

It would be scandalous if it weren't for the fact that he's a jewish nigger from Ethiopia.

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>whites in the US have an employment rate of 100%

>I WILL NOT TAKE THE VACCINE
is the problem here not the tracking of the vaccine rather than the cow juice itself?

I’m done with drumpf. I used to support him but now he’s just too kiked.

>respect the burgers
finally somebody with some sense

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Probably just going to lay low and act like that never happened.

What does Mamako's expression trying to convey?

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also capital flight is the primary failure mechanism so just kill the third world and annex Europe as non voting territories

I’m done with drumpf. I used to support him but now he’s just too kiked.

then it'll turn into "mexico is the bailout".

70% LFPR and only 2.9% unemployment.

> people also get mad if you sit there and try to calculate probabilities, they accuse you of silly non-crimes like "counting cards"
That's blackjack and even "counting cards" won't get you an edge when multiple decks are in the shuffle.

> i like playing poker but i am absolutely terrible at it, not willing to bluff or risk a lot
I don't play for money (anymore) but it is possible to make money if you have a good grasp of statistics and play enough time. The one truth about poker is
> luck averages out
so if you are even slightly better than the average and play enough hands (thousands, tens of thousands) you can actually turn a profit.

That said if you are smart enough and have a good enough head to make money playing that many hands you are smart enough to be gainfully employed in an area that makes use of that skill and pays absurdly better than that.

Same thing for stocks: if you are smart enough to make money with stocks you would make more money working on a brokerage firm or HFT software house than putting your own money in the line

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How many bugs does the Proofasarus Rex need?

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honestly this though, if you received welfare you are definitively not white

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Being employed is a requirement for being white, so, yes.

How many of you niggaz are getting PS5 with your Trumpbux? I was gonna get a switch but that shit is sold out everywhere and nintendo doesnt do enough to keep shit in stock so fuck em

I’m done with drumpf. I used to support him but now he’s just too kiked.

>Hail Santa.
Yes, goy. Buy the merchandise, goy. Don't put up a creche, goy, that's racist.

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>You ain't cool unless you eat bugs, goy.

okay, but if you grew up in a faith where all they do is take an eye dropper and put a single drop of water on your forehead, but you have faith that the power of god is in that drop of water, and you accept that drop of water as being that which forgives sins via the divine grace of God.

Then it does exactly what full body immersion does.

> Trump is missing a huge opportunity here by not immediately nationalizing the production of medical supplies.
It's not just Trump, it is the whole western world. Every single country felt the bite of needing something China decided it was not in their interest to sell (masks, ventilators, personal protection equipment).
Any country not cranking up investment to produce it in their own country is a country of fools

based

Who does it say it's from when you get your stimulus via bank transfer?

>so if you are even slightly better than the average and play enough hands (thousands, tens of thousands) you can actually turn a profit.
yes
I play competitive card games, one of which is the Pokemon TCG
one of our best competitors Jason klaczynski went on to play competitive poker

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>any country that ever exported their manufacturing to chyna is a fool
fixed it

i never said baptism was necessary
but if you're going to do it, go all the way

>the majority of america doesn't pay over a grand in taxes

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Both, you don't know what's actually IN that shot.
It's especially bad because the disease it supposedly prevents isn't even real.

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>Who does it say it's from when you get your stimulus via bank transfer?
IRS

>Hasn’t mentioned Israel in 4 months
>rate of demographic cut by 2/3rds
>Assad Recognized
>Taliban recognized
>NoKo recognized and tensions reduced
>Fags can be denied adoption rights
>Trannies can’t enlist in the military
>Chinese nationals buying property down 60% since April 2018
>Muslim refugee intake slashed by over 90%
>(((Think tanks))) too scared to publish most data because it might “emboldened” white nationalists
>Drumpf going full Yang Gang
>But now he is too kiked
???

>AND NO, I'M NOT FOLLOWING SOCIAL DISTANCING "RULES" EITHER
You know where you are, right? Yas Forums was social distancing before it was cool.

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>>whites in the US have an employment rate of 100%

It’s 2 points below statistical zero unemployment. But, that’s beside the point. If you involve the government in anything, you get nigger tier DMV work.

nice

Are nonfilers with direct deposit info supposed to get it today too? Any nonfilers in here get it yet?

>sprinkling your forehead with some snake oil is bullshit
>you have to immerse your whole body in it for the snake oil to work

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Honk

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>annex Europe as non voting territories
You mean our NATO protectorate?

IRS

fucking bullshit

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need her name. take this varg for your trouble.

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yeah I just did the calculation and at minimum wage you still pay around $1600 in taxes

>not listening to the rest of the argument
die alone and get awakened on the day of judgement just to die the second death

If you play that many hands you're a gambling addict and shouldn't play games at all

> I'M NOT FOLLOWING SOCIAL DISTANCING "RULES"
JEJ, implying you, I or anyone else in this wretched hive of scum and villainy ever had that problem in the first place

> nigger, it's mostly taxpayers who are getting the trumpbux
No, it isn't, for two reasons
1) if you make over 75k you're not getting it
2) tne population making under 50k are net welfare takers, not taxpayers

1 + 2 means people from the brackets not included are paying taxes without receiving, people from the tax brackets included are receiving but not paying.

> also no taxes were increased
Yeah, so far. Republicans usually "print and spend", the "Tax and spend" party is the democrats and they are going to the second they return to the federal executive (hopefully never)

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lmao, maybe you should have done your taxes in 2018 or 2019 and maybe you should have had direct deposit, you worthless little faggot. Got mine yesterday.

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I understand you have a preferred method.
But in terms of the results that either a drop of water or full immersion/submersion/aspersion/affusion baptsim achieves, that they will all lead to equal levels of grace, right?

thoughts?

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Non-filer with direct deposit info, I have not gotten mine. But I read somewhere that we'll be getting ours in the second or third wave.

My experience baptism at the river was more like deliverance.. I'm just sayin, take me to the river, put me in the water.
Blub blub

Hey I'm done now, bring me up Blub Blub
um, not to bother you now, but I all finished blub blub blub

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A wild Roshi appears!

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Operation Gridlock
fox2detroit.com/news/upset-with-gov-whitmer-protesters-planning-operation-gridlock-in-lansing-wednesday

Lots of eligible people are getting this message. Don't sweat it, you'll still get yours.

I figured we won't be getting ours as soon as everyone else, I just wonder when to expect it

Indeed.

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>Think of it as a kind of social nationalism.
there must be a better way to phrase that, maybe socialism with nationalist characteristics? A sort of socio-nationatarianism?

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Nah, those things are a pricey investment. Not only at the door, but all the games, all the fixings you get afterward. I'm just gonna get a decent PC that I can do a little more with.

>they will all lead to equal levels of grace
no
faith alone produces grace through its fruits
if you think a little sprinkly-doo is enough then that shows how far your faith goes

>men lined up to be baptized in the river jordan
>not one of them wearing swimming trunks
why though?

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hellobros I'm a tourist can I get a rundown on this place

>$350 in entertainment

nigger what the fuck are you doing

my point is that only people who file taxes are getting the money, not neets, not illegals

yeah it reminds me of something i read once
>did you know with this kind of strategy you can make X% yield?
>so if you made $1000 and put it in to this saving, you can end up with $1000 * (100+X)% money
>
>yeah, but couldn't i make 100% yield if i just earned another $1000?
turns out the most efficient way to make money is to make money
still though even with an okay income now i spend almost nothing and it stockpiles quickly and all this looking at markets was making me think about how i can turn lumps of cash i don't use into more lumps of cash. unfortunately the lump isn't big enough to get into long-term futures and by the time it would be i expect the window of opportunity will be gone, unless these shutdowns go on all summer which would be absurd

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> If you play that many hands you're a gambling addict
Across multiple years user? That's nothing. I also played about that number of chess games online, does that make me a "chess addict"?

Ten thousand of something is not that much if you factor the time span

gotta look fresh for that qt holy spirit user

Sooner than I expected.

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