Brit/pol/ - Doommong's a nonce edition

>Granddad Chad 100, raises £2 million in 14 hours
> Boris Johnson; "I figure he'll bail the planet out by Sunday"
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-52278746

>The average UK family of 4 uses 45 toilet rolls a day - this one weird trick to use only 1 till the heat death of the universe
mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mind-blowing-toilet-paper-hack-21862122

>Bug burgers not vegan friendly when basted with beef juice - other news a cow choked to death on grass once... probably
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52280017

wigantoday.net/news/warning-issued-after-wheelie-bin-fire-2538460

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youtube.com/watch?v=vDdQcfz6pbo
gov.uk/government/news/joint-statement-on-safety-of-journalists-and-access-to-information-during-the-covid-19-crisis--2
chng.it/cymWv2gY
youtube.com/watch?v=c77A7LMpv5w
youtube.com/watch?v=n-MLdJSOuTY
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52293061
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

First for are Mozza
youtube.com/watch?v=vDdQcfz6pbo

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absolute shit thread

Inb4

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All tripfags need to be gassed.

>dat ID
Hi, Jo !

manhands thinks i’m roguishly handsome

The second wave after lockdown will kill 85% of the UK population.

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I'm gonna miss the lockdown when everything goes back to normal.

>a schizo tranny fancies me
Fuckin fag

lol

>One of pubes personas fancies me

FTFY

>cooking
>drinking
>vidya
>sleeping
It's been good so far.

Fuck off pube

>seethes about tripfags shitting up his precious britpol
>contributes fuck all to the thread
post some links, discuss issues, do some digging around on stuff and topics for us to discuss rather than be a little fag crying about a name/code above a post.

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Can you handle
>Boris
Jew
>Patel
Pajeet
>Shini
Pajeet
>Raabi
Yidd
Sharma
>Kikel
>Gove
Bell end
>Braverman (wuman)
Jew

If you're going to go to bat for insufferable tripfags then please join them so I can filter you too, faggot.

i have no feelings on the subject, but seeing as youre just here sperging like a little fag posting stuff like "gas the trips" like some butthurt 12 year old on cod and wanting me to have one so you can filter me like some angry twitter feminist banning users isnt doing you any favours.

Pube/Manhands is in the other thread.

flatten the curve

stay at home, unless you work in the emdia

gov.uk/government/news/joint-statement-on-safety-of-journalists-and-access-to-information-during-the-covid-19-crisis--2

Come and give me more (You)'s :D

bump

So fucking bored

Link it to the other thread

chng.it/cymWv2gY

Sign the petition in honor of sir robert peel lads, protect your liberties!

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I'm not your mum lad.

TFW I've filtered the name/tripfags except the alright ones

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>Big review tomorrow
What they going to announce lads? More restrictions? Miss me mates n family.

Extension of the lockdown.

>except the alright ones
There are none.

Narh, you're wrong lad.

First it was muh more testing

Now its muh care homes.


What next?

BAME

Just carry on as normal then and stop crying?

On a scale of 1-100, generally speaking, how fucked is the UK?

The uk was 100 fucked even before this.

Depends who you ask and how much money they have t b h

morrissey is damn stylish. one of my favourites, really gets the feels going
youtube.com/watch?v=c77A7LMpv5w

>go on sambo show us yer bum

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i'm asking you lot

It was over before it even began lad

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great song
great album
youtube.com/watch?v=n-MLdJSOuTY

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Proper fucked/100

>Eastern Europeans to be flown in to pick fruit and veg
>Air Charter Service has told the BBC that the first flight will land on Thursday in Stansted carrying 150 Romanian farm workers.

>The firm told the BBC that the plane is the first of up to six set to operate between mid-April and the end of June.
bbc.co.uk/news/business-52293061

Anti china party when?

can't have parties right now lad

>has to us anti bullying software to enjoy his favourite nonce image board

kek