God damn I love being American. Hey foreigners, what’s it like... ya know, being foreign? What I basically mean is, what is it like know my country could absolutely 100% glass yours within 24 hours if our duly elected leadership so chose? You don’t have that capability. What’s it like KNOWING that America has the entire fucking world by the balls you... people(?) exist only because of our sense of kindness? What’s it like knowing we build bases all over the world and sail our warships wherever we damn well please and you can’t project any influence without our approval? What’s it like knowing we spy on your every move? Remember when we tapped Merkel’s cell phone? lmao, we just did it 5 seconds later after you found out. What’s it like being foreign?
God damn I love being American. Hey foreigners, what’s it like... ya know, being foreign? What I basically mean is...
I'd like to grab my mother by the hairs when she's back from work and absolutely rape her in her office suit.
uh so then do it lmao. Isn’t that the kind of shit you third worlders do all the time? You’re uncivilized. It’s why we don’t like you
I lived in Australia, a country they say is part of the west. It proved to me that America is the best country in the world. Every other country is backwards and only the rich in those countries have it good. Any American can live a good life.
Mutt found. Is a normal French men.
imagine being american aka having no identity.
>muh military
>muh richest country
>muh invention
haha americans are so pathetic they can't be proud of themselves so they just be proud of the country as if YOU achieved something. bro YOU americans are nothing but stupid fat stinky pigs.
What does it mean to be american? You are deracinated mutts who just inhabit an economic zone. You have no real culture besides hollywood cliches, thats why you are so fucked up!
STFU, we have too many now.
I know right? That’s why people are always clamoring to get in here.
>normal French man
aren’t they disgusting?
God foreigners are so hypocritical and dumb. You accuse us of having no identity and then in the same breath list 3 things America is well known for. Powerful military, wealth, and innovation. There is more to us than that like honor, a sometimes misguided desire to help foreigner shitdicks, and a participating unrelenting American ferocity in combat. I’ll take the three you chose as our identity though. Know what we think of you?
-Weak militarily(we bitch slapped your strongest country in WW2)
-dishonest (won’t pay fair share of NATO)
-feminine men
-fucking dumb and poor
-some attractive women though
German army would destroy you in a fair ground battle.
>muh culture
That’s cool man. Neat. You had some people in history do some cool shit. Doesn’t change the fact that you’re now weak and pathetic and nothing more than vermin groveling at America’s feet. We could stomp you out at any point once you stopped being useful. Our culture is guns, money, and world dominance. What’s yours? Some paintings and old churches? haha that’s why we always have to save your asses
No. No they wouldn’t. Our troops are actually battle hardened because we fight all the time. Yours are all still wet behind the ears. Not even gonna mention our technology is light years ahead of yours or that we spy on your every move. Remember what I said in the OP about Merkel? Also, a “fair” (lol wtf is a fair ground battle anyway dumbfuck foreign cocklick??) would never even happen because you’d have millions of boobs and missiles dropped on your fucking heads the second you got out of line. We could put a nuclear warhead through the fucking window in their home of every senior military official and politician within 24 hours you stupid fuck.
>god damn i love being a mutt and living in the epicenter of degeneracy. I love how my country is 50% white and im totally proud of the government that wants my people to die out. I hope my daughter fucks niggers like my sister does!
Just let Russia put you out of your misery.
You’re like a fucking flea. What the fuck is that ketchup and mustard flag anyway ahah?? Russia put us out of our misery? lmao if they could they would. Here’s the thing, they can’t. We have bases and ships and aircraft surrounding their entire god damn shithole country and satellites watching their every move. They have nothing anywhere near us. That’s the difference between our power levels. You’re not even on the stage.
I don't worry about things out of my control, I strive to be a God fearing man and nothing else.
I like how you totally ignored everything but the Russia part. You're delusional and hate how there are actually nations that can turn your mutt infested cities into a pile of ashes
>I don't worry about things out of my control
So you worry about nothing then? Mexicans are in control of nothing. Least of all their own country. The cartels control that.
>being jealous of not being a country full of mutt kike puppets
mmhhhhmmmm
And your country is filled with kikes and niggers. America will be glassed on the day of the rope.
cry baby
When you worry about pleasing God everything's in order.
>a pile of ashes
Which country? Which could do that? America is the only one with that ability and it’s why we dictate what goes on in the world. We could obliterate every structure within your borders in a single day. You couldn’t even get a boot on the ground in ours. If we decide not to kill you we will just sanction your economy into oblivion and let your population starve until you get your head back on straight.
The rest of your post was frankly moronic and not worth responding to.
>What’s it like knowing we spy on your every move?
If you're impressed at how much your government agencies spy on me, you would shit a brick at how much they spy on you and your family. Enjoy living in your corporatist paradise, eating HFCS™ at every meal.
pretty comfy cuz you got our ass backed. thanks daddy america.
Based as fuck
>America will be glassed
Oh yea? Who the fuck is gonna glass us? The only country that could fuck up America is... America and well, unfortunately for you foreigners, that will never happen so you need to get used to licking our boots.
God damn that's hot and xev bellringer pillrd
Ripping her silk blouse and tearing her skirt
I'd strangle her with her scarf
Imagine being afraid of some man in the sky that hasn't interacted with humans in 2000 years
Right. Conveniently it’s "moronic", but your ridiculous claims aren't?. The Russians already have a superior ground forces that can obliterate your mutt invasions and all the chinks have to so is increase military spending so they can so the same. So you really can’t do shit against them unless you decide to do something incredibly stupid in a proxy war and get nuked.
>Put the phone back, Sir.
>You have to buy the phone before posting shit on the interweb.
Hey foreigners, say thank you to America for the internet and all the other tech and innovation we gave to the world.
American Patriotism is the oldest larp there is. It's literally just a bunch of cowboys and "enlightened intellectuals" making a fake country and continually larping about muh freedoms and muh guns. It has worked so well to the point that most Americans don't have a gun and those that do don't do anything with it cause they're massive turbocucks.
Imagine being yurop right now.
Spent a decade or so looking down their noses at us for not having socialized medicine and strict borders.
How is that diversity and govt health care working for ya?
>what is it like know my country could absolutely 100% glass yours within 24 hours
Been there done that faggot mutt.
No identity? Last i checked you eurocucks are getting raped left and right by dirty camel fuckers and sub-saharan niggers
Checked....I regret ever saying anything bad about France Jesus Christ Pierre you are making me wanna go coom
Jesus fuck Nigel can't you stop burning muttoids for a bit? We cant save them every time. We lack of Rochambeaus these days
If it wasn't for us you and the entire European union would bend on all fours getting penetrated by Russia without any lube. Say thank you to America.
Bestest goy.
Bold words from a nation of cowards who were literally genocided by Cornwallis troops, until we decided that shitting on Bongmen was cool.