THE ECONOMIC COLLAPSE HAS BEGUN

I really hope so, need to get this show on the road sooner or later. It's inevitable.

You're a little too optimistic for the current state of the world though. Just because they can print money out of thin air to pay fucking rent doesn't mean our economy is doing great right now. It's the fact that they had to print money out of thin air to give us a stimulus to pay for only a FEW things and that doesn't really cover a full family's needs. People are going to be living at the bare minimum now and more companies are closing down because of this "virus".

it went to 18k then the fed dropped 0 interest rates and unlimited QE then went ahead and dropped 10 trillion dollars into the markets. have they we,d be sitting at a 5k DOW. so the prolonged the inevitable. you fucking kike.
>no automobiles being made
>no entertainment industry
>no airlines or aircraft manufacturing
>farmers destroying crops, milk and eggs because no migrant helpers
>over 1/4th of EARTH on lockdown for the foreseeable future
>30 to 40% of the us is unemployed
>nearly ALL those unemployed have YET to get paid due to the overwhelmed systems
>4 weeks without pay
>get 1200 bux
>pay bills and buy some food
>economy still shut down
>people still dying
>no one, absolutely no one consooming

>dude its all ok its fine! buy goy buy!
SHOW FLAG NIGGER

Good thing my riches are in heaven.
>You guys are screwed.

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This is the first bounce on the way down. I told faggots this weeks ago. Dow will be cut in half. This will take 2 years min to get over. There will be jobs that never come back. Unemployment will be in the 20+ percent for a decade.

Markets been open for 20 minutes.

Fucking retail has tanked catastrophically. The real economy has come calling like the Pale Rider. The Symbolic Economy is about to get Louis the 16th...

Fuck CNN is trying to sell Jeff fucking Bezos's delivery service making out like a Bandit as a silver lining lol!

lmao

HOLY SHIT GUISE VIX JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>hurr durr the economy is brick and mortar retail

Tesla stock soaring right now

imagine being this retarded. protip: if Buffett and Rothschild aren't buying, it's not over yet

TSLA is massively overvalued

this. sell your stock and reinvest in VIX

>m.investing.com/indices/
fucking phone posting backwards ass ape monkey nigger

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who is going to buy a 40k meme car right now?

Little John and Jane Robespierre can't eat Teslas

Time to hang yourself, Bill.

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stinky

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Lol, i figure the trade will happen in three days, about when this hiccup hits bottom. Gonna make me more money

it's happening

>sourse dood truss knee
Are you retarded? Wait why am I asking, you've already proven that
Let me rephrase
You are retarded

Please tell me it's not an nothing burger.

In February everything seem to collapse but DOW came back right on and even stronger... :(

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Daily reminder: Traders (traitors?) only make money when the market is moving.

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based

cope however you want buddy, but a global recession is already happening. global trade this year will be a record low, and you better start praying real hard if you want it stabilized by the end of next year.

I heard Peter Schiff recently postulate that the bottom will be when you can buy the entire Dow for one ounce of gold. His guess is that they'll both hit 10k