/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3216

I don't know why you care so much about that retard's edits. He didn't even make the original. His edits aren't more canon than anyone's.

Memory hole it all, we'll be hitting 1m new cases every week soon
We can rebuild her!

Paellas, the norf will return, and in greater numbers. You can't escape us forever.

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I'm digging me a hole and going moleman mode, some user suggested a pickaxe after seeing what digging tools I had

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>image says ranges since 2010 plotted
cool story bro

What was the cause of the previous peak? Was it due to something that can exponentially spread in the population if left uncontrolled?

This is a big fucking nothingburger. Give it up happening and /cvg/ faggots.

youtube.com/watch?v=F1eAFEBiQMs
livescience.com/death-rate-lower-than-estimates.html
thelancet.com/journals/laninf/article/PIIS1473-3099(20)30243-7/fulltext
wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/26/6/20-0320_article

We've got a new issue now because of these shutdowns - food shortages, rising unemployment, increasing poverty (if these lockdowns continue for months), inflation and probably hunger and looting due to the food shortages. I hate to say it but Yas Forums has helped (((them))) usher in their NWO dreams into motion.

>b-b-but 0.6% of 7 billion is 46,200,000
the-hospitalist.org/hospitalist/article/218769/coronavirus-updates/covid-19-update-transmission-5-or-less-among-close

No faggot, more like 5%-10% but keep shilling /cvg/tards. I'm sure you creating /cvg/ threads and having fantasies of a Mad Max world where you're a STALKER scavenger protagonist like in your vidya gaymes is gonna give meaning to your life.

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>600k CONFIRMED in US
>only 100k hospitalized
>3 million+ Americans tested
>majority of confirmed asymptomatic
NOOOOOOOO WE GOTTA HECKIN LOCK DOWN THE COUNTRY AND WATCH PORN ALL DAY

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Would you please add to news?
>Mystery illness killing off German Blue Tits
>Conservation group NABU has reported that large numbers of Blue Tits are being found dead or dying in gardens across Germany.

birdguides.com/news/mystery-illness-killing-off-german-blue-tits/

Diary of Our Days at the Breakwater (Hōkago Teibō Nisshi) Anime Delayed Due to COVID-19 Coronavirus Pandemic. Episode 3 airs as scheduled next week, but later episodes are delayed.
>Diary of Our Days at the Breakwater (Hōkago Teibō Nisshi) Anime Delayed Due to COVID-19 Coronavirus Pandemic. Episode 3 airs as scheduled next week, but later episodes are delayed.
Diary of Our Days at the Breakwater (Hōkago Teibō Nisshi) Anime Delayed Due to COVID-19 Coronavirus Pandemic. Episode 3 airs as scheduled next week, but later episodes are delayed.
>Diary of Our Days at the Breakwater (Hōkago Teibō Nisshi) Anime Delayed Due to COVID-19 Coronavirus Pandemic. Episode 3 airs as scheduled next week, but later episodes are delayed.
Diary of Our Days at the Breakwater (Hōkago Teibō Nisshi) Anime Delayed Due to COVID-19 Coronavirus Pandemic. Episode 3 airs as scheduled next week, but later episodes are delayed.

NOOOOOOO NOT MY CUTE GIRLS DOING CUTE FISHING NOOOOOOOOO WHY YOU HATE CUTE THINGS GOD AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Well, lads?
sys.Yas Forums.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.wsj.com%2Farticles%2Fcoronavirus-ravages-the-lungs-it-also-affects-the-brain-11586896119

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Argie creating threads again! It's as if he is doing this for a living. How much they paying you to shill this faggot virus bro? Does playing Runescape and farm gold not enough for you?

This is Wuhan now, no restrictions. USA should lift all restrictions RIGHT NOW.
youtube.com/watch?v=qoroRO-vt48

Could be anything, these rats die all the time

BAT

SOUP

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As countries try to reopen shit, liklihood of new batch of infections remains pretty high...
Are leaders just going tonsit and wait to see how these experiments go then use that to justify further lockdowns and measures against civil liberties?
Just let corona-chan do her thing, economic and mental toll will be just as devastating and I'd prefer comfy mass graves desu

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>RuneScape
Fitting reference since that game is crawling with chink gold farmers, got anything else Chang?

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Here is teh data you ape. You're reading the graph wrong. Jan 2015, week 2, 16,000 deaths.

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It also eats testicles

>the toilet scrubber and the yank that was pruned in the last thread are the same person.

Checks out

Even if we accept your complete misunderstanding of what 10% means

10% * 7.7 billion * 0.6% = 4,620,000 / year (immunity lasts 8 months at best)

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Have you noticed many more birds on the streets?

Why do people call you a glowie arganon? What do they know that I don’t?

MERS maybe ?

Are you homeless in the wilderness?

The pandemic economy from now on
Example football matches with no or just a few fans

yep better LOCKDOWN the country over 100k hospitalizations when 600k have it confirmed and over 3 million people tested
>inb4 J-JUST TWO MORE WEEKS!! YOU'LL SEE! MILLIONS DYING IN THE STREETS!!
fuck off you fucking tranny reddit faggot go watch some more anime you fat cuck neckbeard FAG globalhomocabalist NIGGER reddit

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Shame, lost another comfy animu...nuke China now!

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how do I score some pandemic pussy?

@willwildart if you are here lurking can you give Corona-chan horns, fangs, wings every milestone. Thanks m8.

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>Hidden Chengs can only make an analogies based on Cheng habits and not what other countries do
Why did they got the rise from 0,5 to 0,8$ agein?

he said 2m was the last one

take your meds shizo, birds were always plenty, you were just jacking off to porn and not paying attention

Partially, I wanted to remain close to a city incase shit really does hit the fan

>going full moleman
holy based

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Wow you're still going at it? Didn't I thrash you already last time in the other thread? How much are they paying you to shill and be shameless like this? You should find other ways of doing some means of living.

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Forcible fun-time

+10% yearly deaths
Nothingburger confirmed

That is plotted in the chart already.

Yes, can someone redo the gif?

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Coronacucks are still living in their dreams.
They want to be cucked out of existence by a nothingburger virus.

>the comments

holy shit they're out on damage control

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Nothingburgers are eternally butthurt so they try to discredit the thread by attacking Argi

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We need to pump those numbers UP!

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Its seething nothingburger faggots and glowies themselves

So what point were you trying to make when you said this , ape?

It's hilarious that even your lowballing numbers are a catastrophe. We all know it's higher than 0.6% and 10%, but even going by your retarded figures, it's still terrible.

The seasonal flu exponentially spreads in the population if left uncontrolled. What's your point? That the world should shut down over the flu that happens every year?

how tf to lockdown birds?
birdguides.com/news/mystery-illness-killing-off-german-blue-tits/
youtu.be/ORoP0apmzRE

cute

I might be retarded but I swear to god I saw 130k dead yesterday. Please someone let me know if i'm a schizo

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We have to summon the Kiwi that left us a month ago

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'mericas hyperinflation fucked the yen up, the 80 cent army is really still 50 cent army

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South Korean guberment winning the election

Real infected numbers can finally be released soon

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>liver damage
>kidney damage
>brain damage
>heart damage
>testicular damage
>lung damage
>2nd kind of lung damage
>low 02 aspyhxiation
>ctyokine cascade
>permanently immuni-compromised
>no cured, no recovery
>keeps coming back until it kills you
>lays dormant like HIV
>asymptomatic transmission ('heathy' people spread it)
>inter-species transmission (live stock can get it)
>blood transmission (mosquitos can spread it)
>SARS-like mutations make vaccine a pipe dream
DO YOU FUCKING BRAINLETS REALLY NOT UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKED WE ARE THEY DONT SHUT DOWN THE GLOBE OVER A FLU THIS IS THE START OF AN EXTINCTION EVENT WE ARE FUCKED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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why didn't you archived it?

only dead ones

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Can people post more of this version of her

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FAG LOL go download the EU data app and report your neighbor Tomek for going outside to grab some Tyskie fucking NUMALE LOL
>z-z-ZOSTAN W DOMU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>season flus don't end in massgraves, you are a coping mong

1)We are in for an agenda NWO style.
2)This is a bioweapon tier infecton that got world shitting on his pants but will come out as an agenda NWO style.
Either way we are fucked.

Dont cry because it is over
Smile because it is happening :)

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EVERYONE BETTER LISTEN TO THIS JEW!!!! ITS VERY SERIOUS SO SHELTER IN PLACE DOWNLOAD PORN AND APPS THAT TRACK YOU 24/7 AND DON'T QUESTION THE NARRATIVE JEWS NEVER LIE TO US

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You need to compound this to the news

Muslim retard spotted

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JAPAN MAKES CARDBOARD BEDS FOR THE TRAVELERS WAITING FOR THE CORONAVIRUS TEST RESULTS IN THE AIRPORT
>JAPAN MAKES CARDBOARD BEDS FOR THE TRAVELERS WAITING FOR THE CORONAVIRUS TEST RESULTS IN THE AIRPORT
JAPAN MAKES CARDBOARD BEDS FOR THE TRAVELERS WAITING FOR THE CORONAVIRUS TEST RESULTS IN THE AIRPORT
>JAPAN MAKES CARDBOARD BEDS FOR THE TRAVELERS WAITING FOR THE CORONAVIRUS TEST RESULTS IN THE AIRPORT
JAPAN MAKES CARDBOARD BEDS FOR THE TRAVELERS WAITING FOR THE CORONAVIRUS TEST RESULTS IN THE AIRPORT
>JAPAN MAKES CARDBOARD BEDS FOR THE TRAVELERS WAITING FOR THE CORONAVIRUS TEST RESULTS IN THE AIRPORT
JAPAN MAKES CARDBOARD BEDS FOR THE TRAVELERS WAITING FOR THE CORONAVIRUS TEST RESULTS IN THE AIRPORT

>elmundo.es/viajes/asia/2020/04/15/5e956ab3fc6c83fd068b4669.html

FROM THE CREATORS OF NINTENDO LABO OH NONONONONONONONONONONO

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This is the dumbest shit I've seen. Of course there's going to be lots of people dying in the same areas as 5G towers. THEY ONLY BUILD 5G TOWERS IN HIGHLY POPULATED AREAS YOU FUCKING RETARD

This is waaay more contagious and deadly than a flu man.

they got burnt by microwaves
"rare form of brain damage"
>Sensory nerves are particularly sensitive to microwave damage. Cases of persistent neuritis and compression neuropathy were reported after significant microwave exposures.[7]

>When the temperature of the brain is raised to or above 42 °C, the blood–brain barrier permeability increases.[15]

>A neuropathy due to peripheral nerve lesion, without visible external burns, can occur when the nerve is subjected to microwaves of sufficient power density. The damage mechanism is believed to be thermal. Radiofrequency waves and ultrasound can be used for temporary blocking of peripheral nerves during neurosurgical operations.[16]

>An engineer replaced a woodpecker-damaged feed horn of a high-power microwave antenna, a 15-meter dish at an Earth station of a television network, using a cherry picker. After finishing, he sent his technician to power up the transmitter, and attempted to lower the cherry picker down. The engine failed and the engineer was stuck next to the antenna, outside of its main lobe but well within the first sidelobe. The technician, unaware that the engineer was still close to the antenna, powered it up. The engineer was exposed to an intense microwave field for about three minutes, until the error was realized. There were no immediate symptoms; the next morning the engineer detected blood and solid matter in his urine, and visited a doctor, who found blood in stool and massive bowel adhesions. The engineer's medical problems lasted for many years.[23]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microwave_burn

>It's hilarious that even your lowballing numbers are a catastrophe.
Yah bruh! Totally having 100% infection rate like what you did in the other thread is totally the way to go. I'm surprised you didn't repeat that now. lmao

I guess you're not THAT low IQ. You can actually learn from your mistakes and adapt to new forms of shilling. I can give you that at least. So, how much they paying you? Is that by thread or per post? I notice it's always Argentinian flags making these threads like it's their religious duty or a JOB or something.

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what is Spanish Flu, user?

What mass graves? Please don't tell me you're talking about New York, because that's a thing they've done since the 19th century for unclaimed bodies.

The numbers I find on google from China India Africa Brazil and all other shitholes are fake or not known, based on civilized world saying global numbers rn is impossible.

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>total confirmed in US: 600k
>total hospitalized: 100k
>total tested: 3 million+
BETTER BURN THE CONSTITUTION, SELL ALL OUR CIVIL LIBERTIES, AND LIVE IN KEKSHEDS FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES DONT WANT TO RISK GETTING SICK ITS WAAAAAY TOO DANGEROUS OUTSIDE

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I saw this too fren, NY dumped a back log of deaths and Chile counts deaths as recovered or some nonsense...prolly adjustments as places revise numbers.

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want.

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Sounds like 5G at work guys.

If it's way more contagious than a flu, it's highly naive to believe that the lockdown measures were put in place in time to contain if. The more contagious it is, the more ineffective the lockdowns must've been.

A house

Fucking Christ do you chinks have any memes besides soijack and Pepe's?

Worldometer hasn't added the NYC backlog yet

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You said "I looked at the data myself" like implying the chart is hiding figures. So I said "cool story". The data you are sperging about is there, so nothing is being hidden.

When did I say 100%? I just showed you that 0.6% isn't a small number, you're just too retarded to grasp it.

I even granted you 50%, despite epidemiologists (the math guys you love so much) saying it will hit 60-70% of the world population without lockdowns. H1N1 infected billions and it had a lower r0 (but no worldwide lockdowns)

3% of corona tests in US resulted in hospitalization
fuck off shill go watch more porn

Why? So niggers can torch it in a month?

Pretty nice, much better than floor and probably quick to assemble.

I forgot that you're American. Maybe black cocks is more to your liking?

You need pic related shit also lots of lighters.

Why are they adding them to the Covid-19 death count and not other respiratory death counts?

God please just crash the industrialized system straight into the ground.

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