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>Australia coronavirus live news: Morrison rules out pay cuts for ministers or senior public servants – latest updates
theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2020/apr/15/australia-coronavirus-live-news-economy-politics-nsw-victoria-queensland-latest-updates

>Australia is flattening the coronavirus curve. But should we try to squash it like New Zealand?
abc.net.au/news/health/2020-04-15/coronavirus-elimination-australia-new-zealand/12150302

>Convincing Australians to use government-sponsored coronavirus-tracing app a tough ask
abc.net.au/news/2020-04-15/challenge-to-convince-australians-to-use-coronavirus-tracing-app/12151130

>First Australian jailed for breaking coronavirus quarantine
9news.com.au/national/coronavirus-jonathan-david-first-man-in-australia-jailed-for-breaking-coronavirus-quarantine/f7fe0497-b5dd-485d-b709-2be67d0cd767

>Pros and cons: what are the exit strategies for Australia's coronavirus crisis?
theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/apr/15/pros-and-cons-what-are-the-exit-strategies-for-australias-coronavirus-crisis

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theguardian.com/australia-news/2019/jun/16/peter-dutton-confirms-plan-to-create-new-spying-powers-still-being-considered
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Praise him

kinda seems like this happening is over before it even got started. I wish something good would happen.

First for fuck the police

good movie that

Post ending in 0 picks my opening line.

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>Fuck Niggers
>Fuck Glowies
And Fuck the Baker

Yeah, not like there isn't shit hidden behind our stomachs and a skull and blood and fat tissue and brain matter behind the skin on our faces. But apparently you think those Asian women are unfuckable just because there's an ugly face behind that make-up. You dumb fuck.

I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad. That i'm a virgin gamer but my legal name is Chad.

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Centrelinkbrah, you still lurking?
>get fired
>apply for jobseeker
>get jobseeker
>just got an email from my old work corperate asking me if I'm eligible for jobkeeper
Wat do?

for the user(s) that were interested. Summary of all the funky stuff that went on at port arthur, with sources.
Let me know if ive forgotten anything
anonfile.com/pf5c91peo1/PAM_v2_pdf

Who NEET here?

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we some how kept the virus at bay (for now). In other countries its quite fucked.

>32 single mother
Line: :)
seethe cunt

if you have the option to get on jobkeeper fucking take it, you'll lose the 750 but you'll gain that back over about a month

Those who glo, kno

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want to come over and do my dishes while i play video games?

nice legs, they look good. Spread em, ill be over in 20.

Fuck whatever the fuck you want to fuck mate. Some people get off to licking mucus off shit or drinking puke—other people like things that are far more disgusting, like Asian women.

Jobkeeper all the way.

My dick only gets hard when I look at lum-chan, can you help me?

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Yeah. Only bc it's not possible to get a job w/out a licence or a skill.

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Actually here's a better one
>I like euro boys and Latino boys too! We have so much in common!

Doing a shit job boys. Here have another go.

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actually pretty decent tbqh

>Post ending in 0 picks my opening line.
I'd be willing to fuck your ugly fuck ass if I can also have a crack at your kid afterwards

Good evening lads. The best HH is coming back to us at the turning of the tide.

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And since no one else has done it
>pic related

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That's a lotta josefiina

oi! you got a loisense for that there sense of humour?

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Can you give us some examples of some stories or poetry that you have written?

The gf

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Heyyo it's yo boy Yas Forums here

rip harold holt.

is he on a chinese submarine lads?

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Wanna come round get blazed as/f and fuck like ol mate from that crank movie?

>chinese submarine
You mean Russian

im really good at skimming rocks

Hey babby. I poast on 4chins lmao

I'll finnish on your face

Who ate all the pies? You did!

When do I get my FUCKEN super cunts?

What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it, but I'll order it from zanzibar

Girl you must be shit because I can see you in my pants.

The government has been trying to implement universal mobile tracking software for five years

People can already track your phone- in fact the Australian government is probably less able than the United states Government.
>theguardian.com/world/2013/dec/05/nsa-considered-spying-on-australians-unilaterally-leaked-paper-reveals
>US government spying on us without having the courtesy to tell ASIO

Any alphabet agencies can already spy on Australians and refuse to accept any kind of regulatory framework for doing so
>theguardian.com/australia-news/2019/jun/16/peter-dutton-confirms-plan-to-create-new-spying-powers-still-being-considered

So these things considered, the government has to work out how to do it
Device level is out because everything is made overseas
Software level is out because creation is done in the US because we didn't invest in our IT infrastructure
App level is out because all the stores and creators are offshore

The only option is to use the network level, bug everyone through the ISP's
But there's a problem even here- there are just too many old devices on the network and coverage is poor in rural areas

Come in the corona virus tracing app, which seems like really the best they can do.
>abc.net.au/news/2020-04-15/challenge-to-convince-australians-to-use-coronavirus-tracing-app/12151130

So here's what they do next.
1. Use 5G to force older phones that can't be tracked easily off the market (old phones often have inaccurate GPS, slow speeds and don't support key tracking technologies)
2. Ban all non-identifiable carriage services (this is why they really want to stop piracy)
3. Link more services online to make it hard for anyone to fall off the grid
4. ban cash.
5. create a link referral system- someone else will have to verify your account, so they automatically have you linked to other people. (china already does this)

Assange was right guys, he was always right

f you have been financially affected by COVID-19 you can access up to $10,000 of your superannuation in 2019–20 and a further $10,000 in 2020–21.

You will not need to pay tax on amounts released and the money withdrawn will not be taken into account for any income or means tests.

From 20 April 2020, you can apply online through myGov to access up to

$10,000 of your superannuation by 30 June 2020
a further $10,000 between 1 July 2020 and 24 September 2020.

The government has also announced that eligible temporary residents will be able to apply to access up to $10,000 of their super before 1 July 2020.

>i cant stop shitposting on Yas Forums, i eat tendies for 2 out of 3 meals a day. Let me nut inside you

Fuck that prick he ruined the White Australia Policy

based

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I guess that's it, i thought my fat joke was better Tbh

Good evening dear madam, would you permit me to send you a photograph of my genitalia?

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I was targeted in a home invasion 9 months ago by 8 Africans. I live by my self and got stabbed 6 times in my left lung the I was beaten within a inch of my life. I spent 3 weeks in hospital. They didn't even steal anything. They just smashed up my house. I'm currently looking at getting a university degree so I can leave Australia. I have a trade but my knee and and right elbow got smashed to bits and I've really struggled since getting back to work. So can any user give me some back
Based university degree ideas. I want to move to a country that has access to guns that also have good self defense laws. The idea of getting a degree and moving from Australia has kept me going so if anyone can give me some ideas I'd appreciate it bros

My poast ending in null means we get to post the respons one word at a time

Lmfao winrar

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Right here. On DSP, thinking of starting a career in aged care. It's the biggest, fastest growing industry in Australia, lots of positions. Best thing is you're not restricted to major cities, even the smallest towns have aged care facilities, so you can move from place to place.

piss poor, guy makes an obvious funny joke and you trot out that hackneyed shit, not even contextual
we're supposed to be better at banter than this

Winrar

Empty egg carton

wagie here

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