/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3215

► Detected: 2,004,991 (+7,131) ► Died: 126,839 (+239) ► Day: 97 (-15:41:52)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 6.9x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,927 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
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>NEWS
Wuhan lab theory "no longer fringe", US intelligence confirms
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Chile counts those who died as "recovered"
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Navy's Mercy hospital faces outbreak among crew
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EU admits official death tolls are undercounting
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Trump defunds WHO: "no human transmission", "don't ban travel"
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>INFO
70% of 600 contacts without symptoms test positive
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Coronavirus is airborne, WHO officials confirm
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18 year old teenager dies in Britain
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29 year old doctor dies in China, after 4 weeks of struggle
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All cases in study test positive 2 weeks after "recovery"
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>REMINDER
Ecuador struggling to handle all the deaths
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0.4% of all Bergamo died to virus within a month, despite lockdowns
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Iran coronavirus burial pits the size of football fields
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China biowarfare program might have gone wrong
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Coronavirus spike already visible in mortality rates from Italy
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>LATEST
07:31: 3,388 new cases and 28 new deaths in Russia
07:26: 166 new cases in Japan
07:22: 154 new cases and 3 new deaths in Israel
07:07: 392 new cases and 10 new deaths in Ukraine
06:44: 1,052 new cases and 8 new deaths in Germany
06:34: 422 new cases and 20 new deaths in Brazil

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>Dead: 126,466
lol, still only 126,466.
How many days has it been stuck at 126,466? Four days? Five days?

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Well boys?

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2m deaths, gratz to our home girl

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Why did Chinks fuse H.I.V. strings onto the SARS virus?

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its coming with the second wave gaiz

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Which one do you like best?

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Just waiting for this nothingburger virus to be over.

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which one are you?

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Eh...

how you weeb fags are going to cope when japan surpass BEST KOREA in numbers!?

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Whoops, slight mistake again

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Patrick always Patrick

ughh I mean infected, 150k deaths soon

FIX HER DAMN HANDS

ON IT

I like this one

NOW WE'RE SLIDIN'

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Fuck the world.

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Not this one, please.

preggo corona-chan had no future, so this is an improvement.
now we need tentacles.

Be honest lads. Is he gonna make it?

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Did Trump take all their funds away or just a half or something?

artist said 2 millions was the last one

nice

Glorious tummy, would love to see this version with the aroused nipples tbvh, it'll add a slightly better sense of progress in the eventual gif

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I'm unemployed since a few weeks, I have some savings but I don't know how much I'll last

What's some job I could do to get some money through the internet?

My main skills are painting/drawing pretty well and being able to find stuff easily on the internet

Are you people dumb or what? This shit isn't real. Stop being scared, go outside, have a burger or something.

Trump cutting iamnegros funding is the funniest shit i have seen this year

>would love to see this version with the aroused nipples tbvh
I can't shoop that

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India superpower by 2020

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Just had a burger for dinner yesterday