/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3214

Today will be record day

Corona-Chan needs your energy! Ideally, she will fuse with Ebola and max out the zombie skill in her mutation tree. But she needs your help, keep fapping boys!

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>2 mil in 5 months
kek

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wow. deep junglw wisdom

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>spain already peaked
>italy already peaked
>uk peaking
>france peaked
>no countries are likely to post huge death numbers in future apart from america which will peak soon
>spain and italy both starting to open soon
>150k people die worldwide literally every day, corona virus cant even get near that even over 3 months kek
>infection and death rates flatlining worldwide
>people already bored and getting back to work in various ways
>economy set to have as large a bounce back as its current set back
now that the dust has settled, we can all agree it was a nothing burger all along.

>2 millions infected
So, where's the final Corona-chan?

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Even after seeing all this, still aren't convinced
But hey, what can you expect from a Greek

>See movie.
>Escape for a couple hours.
>Come back.
>Still no treatment.

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Next week Italy we start testing for antibodies against sars-cov-2 the whole population of the Lombardia region, starting with healthcare workers, then the other workers and then maybe the general population, the aim is to allow people to go back to work and to better understand the epidemic. Starting capacity is 20,000 tests/day, for a population of 10,000,000 inhabitants.
ecodibergamo.it/stories/bergamo-citta/test-sierologici-si-parte-da-bergamoma-20-mila-al-giorno-non-bastano_1349726_11/

Strange how with this lockdown I have been fapping less. I'm mostly just on /cvg/ and fasting 72 hours.

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Argie bro is a machine

>antibody testing
kek, this is going to lead to awful decisions and overconfidence, great stuff

Sad but true, let's wait for 2nd wave

2nd wave waiting will be the comfiest /cvg/ since January

Spent 10 trillion dollars or more to keep 4.7 billion people under lock down. Virus hasn't even started yet and will probably still permanently damage or kill millions of people over the next 2 years. Lol.

1889?
>2020 - 1889 = 131
I'm drunk. What happened in 131 AD?

To all Flips, how's it goin now?

Update
>There are angry residents due to unfair or delayed distribution of relief goods and financial aid.
>Markets are still over-crowded.
>Most streets were barricared.
>Shelves are always empty on some stores.
>Some people got infected due to prolonged waiting (exposure) for the delivery of grocery items.

Glad the recovered had surpassed the number deaths.

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look up April 20, 1889

took her long for 1 million the second one not so much

People with IgG in the blood will be given an immunity certificate. Doctors say that specific IgG in the blood means the infection is resolved and the person is "tendentially" immune.

Wait. Has corona chan peaked or has country's willingness/ability to test peaked? This is an important question

WHO BTFO nobody trusts its data anymore, based!

from here:

ourworldindata.org/coronavirus#our-data-sources

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You are an actual piece of shit

What vidya are you guys enjoying at the moment?

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Yes. Go around coofing on people. You will do a great service for the world

April 20 is hitlars birthday. Makes me think its all fabricated codet bs and hitler was just a masonic element representing that spring emperor rise. Question everything.

I just can’t understand the psychology of the average nothingburger I they seriously believe rival governments such as Iran and the United States would collude to create a hoax virus

We all want you to go back to flipping burgers.

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Btfo seething nothingburger

>waiting
you underestimate corona-chan

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OOOOOhhhh I completely read that wrong.
Wait, does that mean Jesus came back and we fucked it it up? Doesn't that mean we have 1000 years of hell on earth now?
Actually that makes a lot of sense.

Also what a normie fucking game list.

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Anyone have the link to the mega collection of Corona-chan pics?

Danish nurseries, kindergartens and elementary schools opened today

Social distancing is a thing, they are now required to play and sit 2 meters from each other all day

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Gonna need some sauce on that good buddy.

Ok Boris

I don't know if you realize but Argentina bro has been doing the 80% of cvg's in the last 2 months