How will Christcucks cope when we find life on other planets?

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Catholics will think its neat
Orthodox wont care
Protestants will think its a satanic trick

Not politics so i suggest a sage.

imagine thinking we're not the first.

everything is god creation except nigger they are god mistake

Lmao if god is real you sure aren’t going to heaven buddy

>atheists finally hear the news of life on other planets
>Turns out the aliens are devoted Christians who hate non-believers and are at war with a Jewish alien race
>hear that the majority of Earth isn't Christian
>invade earth and destroy every heathen

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Have fun wasting time waiting for that day, meanwhile the rest of us have shit to worry about that's more important than life on other planets.

so we will meet in hell

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i hope so. but somehow, i believe that we never gonna get off this planet.
what if secret of space travel is something unique. like how old world had domesticated large animals and new world had not. imagine what be the cultural warfare and trade result in new world.
what if we just missing that single thing.
funny thing about gun powder by the way.
the reason china discovered it, was a practice of literally mixing anything with anything to produce an immotality potion. after 2000 years, of mixing, one of the potions exploded in a prist face, hence gun powder.
imagine if that culture never existed, how the hell we coulda have it. now imagine another culture, in a distant planet were doing some shit so unique, and so random and suddenly discovered something that aided them in space travel later on.
we may miss that.

This is correct. And in addition, the protestant whining will somehow become the face of Christianity as a whole.

Depends on if its intelligent or not, if its not then nothing changes if it is then its just more beings to convert.

Obviously, christcucks do not employ logic or reasoning when it comes to their jewish religion. To do so would be the death of the religion itself. Keeping that in mind, we can safely conclude that these hapless NPC's would either offhandedly dismiss it as a hoax, like they've done with Evolution, or they would frame it as gawwwd testing their faith or some stupid, cringey, shit like that.

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The Bible is concerned with this planet. How will atheists deal with aliens have similar texts as the people of the book?

Space is fake and gay.

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>Protestants
They’re such fucking faggots

well you won't.

As much as I would love to have space travel, it's literally impossible. Not only is FTL travel impossible, if we were to try using conventional means at just below light speed, we would statistically never reach another habitable planet. This also isn't taking into account the truth that celestial bodies are moving away from each other thanks to some unknown force we call dark matter, some celestial bodies moving away from each other at at a relative speed faster than light speed. We were born on this rock, and we will die on this rock. There's no escaping it.

you wont find life on other planets lmao

exactly. only way we have is total immersion into virtual reality

>How will Christcucks cope when we find life on other planets?

Lol... As if anyone needed another reason to hate atheists.

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maybe we could go to jupitar moons though.

What if aliens turn out to be niggers

About the same as when Atheists see Jesus.

The way Christcucks always cope. Through jewish sophistry

why would that be relevant

Nothing moves faster than the speed of light. Space however can expand at infinate speed, theoretically.

/thread.

they are space niggers but we need first to see how they react in compared to earth niggers

Catholic Chuch has stated it accepts life on other planets could possibly exists. This issue has been debated for a long, long time dating back as far as 13th century.

Muslims accept alien life exists on other planets as well.

>ywn get stuck in SAO
>ywn be a beater
>ywn find your lifelong waifu and have her love you unconditionally
>ywn beat the game and find her IRL to start a family
Why even live?

>, if we were to try using conventional means at just below light speed, we would statistically never reach another habitable planet.

Nearest star systems can be reached in 40-80 years using available propulsion technology

Space is fake you dumb faggots.

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>Turns out the aliens are devoted Christians
I was going to point out your error, but you're right, OP didn't specify intelligent life.

>et stuck in SAO
>>ywn be a beater
>>ywn find your lifelong waifu and have her love you unconditionally
literally no reason....my hope is that in future you have to have to mandatory suck dick in order to get a virtual reality waifu.

Lutherans will try and human traffic some people there for money.

Nah we would have jumped right into Nitrocellulose based powder.

Space is fake

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We wont ever find out. We are all alone.

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Fairly accurate

"Satan put them there to test pur faith" like dinosaur bones.

I think that mayhe OP is a faggot.

>what are xbox console players gonna say when I'm playing playstation 9.

>other planets
LMAO.
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>he thinks space is real
>he thinks earth is a ball
>guys any day now
>ill go up on a spaceship
>and prove it
>a-any day now...

AHAHAH WHAT A FAG

you have no idea how Orthodogs think they are the fucking kikes of christianity

Space is fake niggers

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It won't happen. Catholics think that fucking little boys in the ass is neat.

Yes, but there's no guarantee that those nearest star systems have habitable planets of any sort. If we got lucky, the nearest one would probably be around Canis Majoris, and that is twice as far away as Alpha Centauri. Impossible to reach without some sort of cryo-sleep or a starship with room for birthing and raising children.

This.

Nice numbers, also report, is low quality bait.

Nope, the Bible isnt the only place with life, read the Bible, actually they are real according to protestants and catholic saints.

This is a flat earth thread now, commendered by the last remaining concious intellectuals on Yas Forums.

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Based. I see the FE movement is growing on Yas Forums, and the most important part is denying space. I remember when I was the only 5g poster, and that is growing now too. Soon. SOON. It's so funny to see Catholicucks be smug about space. You guys are duped, and you are smug about being duped. Jesuits are behind everything that you low IQ fags blame on the Jews.

>just half of the american population is christian, the rest of the planet is pagan

Are these niggers serious?

Why would the Son of God, who is human in flesh, be concerned with hypothetical Lovecraftian creatures that would look monstrous to us, anymore than He would be concerned with bugs, pigs, and fowl? The general consensus among Biblical scholars is that non-humans are not given souls.