How will Christcucks cope when we find life on other planets?

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Catholics will think its neat
Orthodox wont care
Protestants will think its a satanic trick

Not politics so i suggest a sage.

imagine thinking we're not the first.

everything is god creation except nigger they are god mistake

Lmao if god is real you sure aren’t going to heaven buddy

>atheists finally hear the news of life on other planets
>Turns out the aliens are devoted Christians who hate non-believers and are at war with a Jewish alien race
>hear that the majority of Earth isn't Christian
>invade earth and destroy every heathen

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Have fun wasting time waiting for that day, meanwhile the rest of us have shit to worry about that's more important than life on other planets.

so we will meet in hell

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i hope so. but somehow, i believe that we never gonna get off this planet.
what if secret of space travel is something unique. like how old world had domesticated large animals and new world had not. imagine what be the cultural warfare and trade result in new world.
what if we just missing that single thing.
funny thing about gun powder by the way.
the reason china discovered it, was a practice of literally mixing anything with anything to produce an immotality potion. after 2000 years, of mixing, one of the potions exploded in a prist face, hence gun powder.
imagine if that culture never existed, how the hell we coulda have it. now imagine another culture, in a distant planet were doing some shit so unique, and so random and suddenly discovered something that aided them in space travel later on.
we may miss that.