/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3213

► Detected: 2,000,943 (+0) ► Died: 126,781 (+0) ► Day: 97 (-18:33:48)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 6.9x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,927 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/SLV1B5Lzy48

>NEWS
Air conditioning helps corona propagate faster
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Chile counts those who died as "recovered"
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Navy's Mercy hospital faces outbreak among crew
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EU admits official death tolls are undercounting
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Deaths in the UK are 50% higher than official toll
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>INFO
Survivors will need rehabilitation due to neuromuscular damage
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48% of cases originate from pre-symptomatic transmission
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Up to 20% of younger adults end up hospitalized, says CDC
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14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
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REHVA experts unambigously mention airborne transmission
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>REMINDER
CDC refused to test infected man
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Spike in deaths in NY already visible in mortality rates
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Spain buys Chinese rapid tests, only 30% work
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Millions of Americans to lose their jobs
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US unemployment claims hit record 16 million over 3 weeks
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>LATEST
07:22: 154 new cases and 3 new deaths in Israel
07:07: 392 new cases and 10 new deaths in Ukraine
06:44: 1,052 new cases and 8 new deaths in Germany
06:34: 422 new cases and 20 new deaths in Brazil
06:18: 67 new cases and 12 new deaths in Hungary
06:14: 289 new cases and 11 new deaths in Pakistan

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Sneed

Tyson status update when?

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Got my trump bux too.

>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 614,246 (26,064) #2 Spain 174,060 (18,255) #3 Italy 162,488 (21,067) #4 France 143,303 (15,729) #5 Germany 132,210 (3,495) #6 United Kingdom 93,873 (12,107) #7 China 82,295 (3,342) #8 Iran 74,877 (4,683) #9 Turkey 65,111 (1,403) #10 Belgium 31,119 (4,157) #11 Netherlands 27,419 (2,945) #12 Canada 27,063 (903) #13 Switzerland 25,936 (1,174) #14 Brazil 25,684 (1,552) #15 Russia 21,102 (170) #16 Portugal 17,448 (567) #17 Austria 14,265 (384) #18 Israel 12,200 (126) #19 India 11,555 (396) #20 Ireland 11,479 (406) #21 Sweden 11,445 (1,033) #22 South Korea 10,591 (225) #23 Peru 10,303 (230) #24 Japan 8,100 (146) #25 Chile 7,917 (92) #26 Ecuador 7,603 (369) #27 Poland 7,202 (263) #28 Romania 6,879 (357) #29 Norway 6,623 (139) #30 Denmark 6,511 (299) #31 Australia 6,440 (63) #32 Czech Republic 6,151 (163) #33 Pakistan 5,988 (107) #34 Mexico 5,399 (406) #35 Saudi Arabia 5,369 (73)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Romania (+6) #2 Jamaica (+1) #3 Martinique +1 (+2) #4 Paraguay +2 (+1) #5 Honduras +12 (+5) #6 Bulgaria +22 (+1) #7 South Korea +27 (+3) #8 Thailand +30 (+2) #9 Australia +40 (+2) #10 Czech Republic +40 (+2) #11 China +46 (+1) #12 Hungary +67 (+12) #13 India +68 (+3) #14 Afghanistan +70 (+2) #15 Pakistan +151 (+11) #16 Israel +154 (+3) #17 Argentina +166 (+3) #18 United States +360 (+17) #19 Mexico +385 (+74) #20 Ukraine +392 (+10) #21 Brazil +422 (+20) #22 Vietnam +1 #23 Maldives +1 #24 Zimbabwe +1 #25 Taiwan +2 #26 Montenegro +5 #27 Georgia +6 #28 Venezuela +8 #29 Latvia +9 #30 El Salvador +10 #31 Myanmar +11 #32 Guatemala +13 #33 Kyrgyzstan +19 #34 New Zealand +20 #35 Lithuania +21…

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good morning cvg. did anything happoon yet?
>drinking coffee again, slept too long, going to the gym

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>tfw no mommywife to quarantine with
its not fair bros

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We hit 2mln and got the single most deadly day yesterday

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TRUMP CUT WHO FUNDING
OH GOD OH FUCK

some one in my block just got carted away by hazmats half an hour ago. surreal. kids all still playing in the park across the street like they give zero shits

>NEWS
>Air conditioning helps corona propagate faster
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This is worded as terribly as the headline, seeing as no one else in the restaurant got infected except those closest to the air con that was next to the infected dude.
It's shows how badly this little bastard wants to spread, but not as bad as people who dont read the actual article will think.

come on you faggot virus kill the planet and these shitty apes.

When does Escape From Tarkov become real life?

Nordic situation from yesterday's data:

twitter.com/MarkkuPeltonen/status/1250274426647498752

No big surprises there anymore, even Sweden seems to be flattening eventually.
Expect a big bump for Finland in two weeks, since the capital region isolation was lifted today. A flood of Boomers will infect the rest of the country.

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hyped for the WHO presser

no surprise

what was the final death count for yesterday? I only really follow infections

dumb boomer niggers are still taking cruises like retards.

VIBING COMPILATION
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soon this will be you

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How many died?

>0
>0
>everyone died

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>all those asymptomatic nothingburger carriers
kek still

based nothingburg

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goodbye japan

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Is Trump defunding the WHO a good thing or bad? Libs seem to be angry, sonic inclined to believe it's a good thing.

webm looks like an autismo sperging out kek

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ill be disecting this video from spain since im bored: youtu.be/ajIqAoK38rE
so far
>beaches litered beacause people are throwing their used ppe gear all over the country
>spaniards report loud sounds and dont know what they are
>doctor concerned that medical stuff used on coronavirus patients isn't being disposed of correctly
>Spaniard doctor believes the wuhan strain could had easily been R8 value of spread
>infected sneeze particles can travel 8 meters
>50 autopsies on dead italians found it messed with their central nervous system lungs and liver, and loss of taste was mentioned
>Spaniard doctor not sure what is going to happen to "recovered" people and is curious to see how they will feel after a month
>masses of people showing the exact same xrays of brutalized lungs
>doctor says italy warned them before it started there that they do not understand what is killing their patients so effectively
>doctor mentions young people with no underlying conditions getting wrekt by corona-chan. Says it's not known yet if someone can fully recover (video april 10)
>says they had to relearn about medicine on the job because the virus is so new to them and they kept having to improvise ways to help patients.
>says the sick patients come in waves which explains why sometimes hospitals seem emptier.
>doctor says virus is waterborne and believes mosquito could pass it but isn't sure (there is an article saying its "theoretically" possible by another doctor)
>before it hit Spain the doctors were getting weird cases they couldn't diagnose
>doctors in spain still don't know why it hits hard and easy on others
>kids dont get that many severe cases but can still be dangerous as asymptomatic carriers
>doctor said he hasn't been tested but he was in the front lines when it blew up in spain.
>tests have been lacking on people they suspect have it and the hospital has little information on how much of the population might already be infected

Here it's summer cottages; they'll pack their cars and coof up every gas station and tourist spot from Helsinki to Lappland. It's going to get ugly.

To expand, T cell death is going to explode previous infections that were at stalemated with your immune system. Pic related is a moonshot idea that actually helped me.

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they should all be gassed, for our sake.

I went to dleep before the end of count, but NY added ocer 3k nursing home deaths out of nowhere. I think we cracked 10k

global institutions losing legitimacy is always a good thing

Sieg heil. Virus hoax. Draconian measures. Big boys sold stocks. before crash. Assymptomatic deaths. Unreliable tests. Scared normies. Borders fucking closed(i need vacation far far away from these noobs)
Timefor
No fap, meditation, nature walks. Low meat intake. Und battling witches in the astral plane. Over and out.

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>I have absolute authority
>now go die for the economy goyim

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Good. WHO has been chinese lapdog since the start of the happening and they are one of the primary reason why we let Corona get out of China

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>$2000 worth of unemployment just arrived
>as did $1200 of trump bux

Haven’t had this much cash in a while desu

thanks bro

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