No Trumpbux until he puts his name on the check

>the state of burgerland
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>may
sage

>May be

In any case anyone not getting direct deposit already knew it was going to be a while for physical checks to be mailed out.

and there is still time to put in your taxes for direct deposit.

This is just good politics, it worked for FDR.

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Got mine an hour ago

When are the direct deposits suppose to come in? I need to grab a gun or two before shit hits the fan over here.

I have $2900 pending in my checking account you doughy snownigger.

Typical hubris of a kike.

Stop calling them trumpbux.
They are stimulus check bux, or coronabux.
Trump specifically tried to keep neets, autists, and boomers from receiving them.
He specifically tried to fuck his "base" out of gibs while getting gibs for socialist wage slaves and and niggers while simultaneously flooding the country with something like 100,000 Indians and then even going so far as to give THEM coronabux too.
Never forget that after trump backpedaled on the wall, ended the shut down early, failed to achieve a single thing he campaigned on despite having the authority to use the military to do so on day one, signing off on absurd gun restriction laws, flooding the country with immigrants during a time when more Americans than ever in the history of our country were unemployed, refused to close the ports, borders and allowed the violation of Chinese quarantine of Wuhan quarantine and the Japanese quarantine of the princess diamond to bring back Chinese anchor babies with dual citizenship and literally single highhandedly is responsible for bringing corona virus into this country, that he then tried to sell out his "base" voters (literally the only people who actually got him elected in the first place) in the stimulus check bill

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Nice try dogfucker, I got mine 6 hours ago. Full $1,200.

Uhh, well I already got mine, so? Wife, two kids, $3400. And I'm still getting a paycheck.

Cool thread.

I GOT MY TRUMPBUX IT WASN'T A HOAX AWWOOOOOOOOO

I got mine today jackass

>prevents Yas Forums from receiving them
>Yas Forums applauds

They will eat trump turds if trump would ask them

>"“Economic Impact Payment checks are scheduled to go out on time and exactly as planned—there is absolutely no delay whatsoever,” the spokesperson said in a written statement."

Okay but you shills can pretend otherwise with weasaly phrasing like "MAY be delayed".

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Washingtong Post claims otherwise
twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1250224916089180160?s=20

That tweet doesn't even mention there being a delay. The quote from ? It was posted right in the Washington Post article.

It's fake news people are already getting their Trumpbux. Go back to bitching about Trump being orange or whatever.

People are already getting them tard

>Go back to bitching about Trump being orange or whatever.
lol
i already guessed it was fake news. I just wanted to shitpost.

The juden owned press also ain't talking about the other "stimulus" packages that are worth more.
Trump is a literal kike.

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I 100% unequivocally guarantee that tis is fake news.

Already got mine nigger

Lmao I just got mine. Gonna buy some new clothes and save the rest for next months rent

Narcissistic man-baby needs his name on things. nothing to see here.

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>mfw my Uncle already got his
I probably won't get shit. The Wu Flu hasn't affected me at all and have been working through it the whole time.

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>no one signs direct deposit
Anyone waiting for a physical check is a moron and probably has canadian relatives.
>Not to mention Treasury and the Treasury secretary says this is bullshit and everything is being done in record time.
Story has been BTFO on record.

lulz

This is true. No one filled out paper work for it. Didn't even have the freedom of choice.

>Stop calling them trumpbux.
I'll call it whatever the fuck I want you communist faggot. Stay mad.

Haha, well that's where you're wrong kiddo. Promises made promises kept more like it!

>Moved the US embassy to Jerusalem
>Decriminalised homosexuality in Botswana
>Signed the largest EVER military foreign aid package for Israel into law
>Donated over 1 million surgical masks to the IDF
>Increased LEGAL migration of high skilled workers
>And much, much more!