/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3212

► Detected: 2,000,231 (+0) ► Died: 126,758 (+0) ► Day: 97 (-19:57:25)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 6.9x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,771 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/SLV1B5Lzy48

>NEWS
Trump defunds WHO, says organization colluded with China
youtu.be/S7_wPl7DgS0

Feared corpse transmission has now been confirmed
archive.is/YKfVU

Wuhan lab theory "no longer fringe", US intelligence confirms
archive.is/Nb3GF

Deaths in the UK are 50% higher than official toll
archive.is/UN6VA

Chile counts those who died as "recovered"
archive.is/i1tF8

>INFO
South Korea leading expert recommends wearing masks
youtu.be/gAk7aX5hksU?t=952

Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
archive.is/8Ppkx

Incubation period up to 24 days, longer than expected
archive.is/8dsa9

Virus causes damage to heart, kidneys and liver
archive.is/AL2Cx

Aerosolized, airborne transmission
archive.is/AOka6

>REMINDER
Nationwide shortages of reagents for testing in the US
archive.is/4bGaQ

Fed injects $1.5 trillion, fails to stop historic crash
archive.is/Wfvii

China implies local officials are hiding new cases
archive.is/LgF0m

Nurses refused testing by CDC
archive.is/Dw2qG

China didn't add 43,000 new cases since hitting 80,000
archive.is/hi4PJ

>LATEST
03:25: 541 new cases and 35 new deaths in Texas
03:22: 206 new cases and 7 new deaths in California
01:04: 61 new cases and 4 new deaths in North Carolina
00:53: 150 new cases and 11 new deaths in Alabama
00:50: 169 new cases and 15 new deaths in California
00:45: 1,308 new cases and 91 new deaths in Spain

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youtube.com/watch?v=pBv4N9uj-5c
nationalpost.com/news/world/covid-19-brazil-trial-for-drug-chloroquine-touted-by-trump-stopped-after-11-patients-die/amp
youtu.be/76QfhNJsgrA
youtube.com/watch?v=fgKZwIz1DUw
youtube.com/watch?v=iuKdYpsEXbo
youtube.com/watch?v=GXPhqvIroeM
youtube.com/watch?v=Ky79vdMTfv0
youtube.com/watch?v=U_NgbxAydds
youtube.com/watch?v=3dTNM1SN-RU
youtube.com/watch?v=VVRHtUes7go
reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/g1eu32/covid19_brazilian_trial_for_drug_touted_by_trump/
youtu.be/ajIqAoK38rE
youtu.be/S7_wPl7DgS0
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>tfw no mommywife to quarantine with
its not fair bros

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Shes out there brother

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One million dead when?

Lol +0 detected. Pack it up Bois back to werk

It's starting to get better, stop fucking posting this stupid shit

Back in January, when the chinks were losing their minds.

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>independent contractors now qualify for unemployment

I'm in boys

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 614,246 (26,064) #2 Spain 174,060 (18,255) #3 Italy 162,488 (21,067) #4 France 143,303 (15,729) #5 Germany 132,210 (3,495) #6 United Kingdom 93,873 (12,107) #7 China 82,295 (3,342) #8 Iran 74,877 (4,683) #9 Turkey 65,111 (1,403) #10 Belgium 31,119 (4,157) #11 Netherlands 27,419 (2,945) #12 Canada 27,063 (903) #13 Switzerland 25,936 (1,174) #14 Brazil 25,684 (1,552) #15 Russia 21,102 (170) #16 Portugal 17,448 (567) #17 Austria 14,234 (384) #18 Israel 12,046 (123) #19 India 11,555 (396) #20 Ireland 11,479 (406) #21 Sweden 11,445 (1,033) #22 South Korea 10,591 (225) #23 Peru 10,303 (230) #24 Japan 8,100 (146) #25 Chile 7,917 (92) #26 Ecuador 7,603 (369) #27 Poland 7,202 (263) #28 Romania 6,879 (351) #29 Norway 6,623 (139) #30 Denmark 6,511 (299) #31 Australia 6,440 (63) #32 Czech Republic 6,141 (161) #33 Pakistan 5,988 (107) #34 Mexico 5,399 (406) #35 Saudi Arabia 5,369 (73)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Brazil +422 (+20) #2 Mexico +385 (+74) #3 United States +360 (+17) #4 Argentina +166 (+3) #5 Pakistan +151 (+11) #6 India +68 (+3) #7 Hungary +67 (+12) #8 China +46 (+1) #9 Australia +40 (+2) #10 Thailand +30 (+2) #11 South Korea +27 (+3) #12 Bulgaria +22 (+1) #13 Honduras +12 (+5) #14 Paraguay +2 (+1) #15 Martinique +1 (+2) #16 Jamaica (+1) #17 Japan +215 #18 Oman +97 #19 Uzbekistan +49 #20 Bolivia +43 #21 Kazakhstan +35 #22 Czech Republic +30 #23 Lithuania +21 #24 New Zealand +20 #25 Kyrgyzstan +19 #26 Guatemala +13 #27 Myanmar +11 #28 Austria +8 #29 Venezuela +8 #30 Vietnam +1 #31 Maldives +1 #32 Zimbabwe +1…

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I really hope the pole drawfren is just sleeping. I regret shitting on him for the pregnancy bit. Now we're left alone

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youtube.com/watch?v=pBv4N9uj-5c

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nationalpost.com/news/world/covid-19-brazil-trial-for-drug-chloroquine-touted-by-trump-stopped-after-11-patients-die/amp

CHLOROQUINE BTFO

Reposting just incase anybody wants to watch the vid I made based off that meme strip.

I fixed up the video, Corona chan now has a Chinese voice and I added subtitles for the bogs. Hope you guys like it. This took forever because I tried to make a walk cycle for Corona chan but ended up scraping that and wasted about 4 days of work.

youtu.be/76QfhNJsgrA

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Apparently BNO resets at 6 AM (UTC/GMT)

>(+0)
???????

BUT MUH DRUID

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No new numbers yet

happeningschizos btfo and shitting their pants as we speak

dude i thought you were a bot

not even literal redditors are praising that shit as anything short of a joke

>tfw having some nice rum and Irish cream in quarantine enjoying life
Feels good

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It's really not though. Just not increasing or as much in some areas. Other areas haven't even started to climb yet. See Eastern Pennsylvania vs Western Pennsylvania.

VIBING COMPILATION
youtube.com/watch?v=fgKZwIz1DUw
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youtube.com/watch?v=Ky79vdMTfv0
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youtube.com/watch?v=3dTNM1SN-RU

soon this will be you

THREAD THEME: youtube.com/watch?v=VVRHtUes7go

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nice, buy a new walkman and some CDs, maybe creed or three doors down

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I hope that one brazilian faggot necks himself now

>Still no treatment.

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reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/g1eu32/covid19_brazilian_trial_for_drug_touted_by_trump/

Here's the treatment: don't be a 70 year old obese diabetic.

>Bill Gates says halting WHO funding is "as dangerous as it sounds"
lol

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Remember, Coronachan is a free spirit but she is also loyal. She mainly has eyes for her first love, the Chinese Communist state. Give her your love so that she may grow strong and eradicate the pan-faced ricenigger bugmen.

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Lol holy shit in huefag spammers backyard nonetheless

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I post all the time though

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Some country like Algeria or Maroco already use chloroquine to heal patient.

we are climbing the ranks

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where do I get a cool bsl4 contam suit like that
I wanna wear it over my fursuit and record hilarious sex acts in it for twitter but nobody seems to have any for sale

i want cute world ending waifu

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He fucking deserved it. Used to be good but he drew a block of solid shit this time around.

Best thing I see when I wake up in the morning fuck who faggot and fuck this chinesse contrôles organisation. Hopefully some european take their ball and start to do the same. I want to see their organisation dye. I mean by accepting chinesse money they have fucked the world.

>100 percent fatal brain disease
>may have an incubation period of up to 20-50 years
>kills you in 13 months of onset of symptoms
>transmissible via blood transfusions

That’s terrifying.

dont worry portable retard, your country'll beat isntrael for sure

I love you, coronachan give it to my neighbours instead

I love you corona chan

Niche content is better than none, we could have seen her having a family in the end.

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Well done, user. Thank you

lungs are just one aspect. the brain and heart tinkering is more lethal because you drop dead

>has been withdrawn from high-dose use in a Brazilian trial
>high-dose use

Which was foreseeable, and it also doesn't mean the drug killed them. It means they didn't recover despite taking it.

Stop spreading half-truths and misinformation.

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That last one has some serious dub steb vibes.

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May Iinquire as to why you post the same thing over and over again ? What's the point, I am curious.

Mad Cow?

>100% fatal disease that causes deterioration in all organs
>symptoms gradually get worse and worse for years on end
>100% infection rate
Welcome to Being Born.

ill be disecting this video from spain since im bored: youtu.be/ajIqAoK38rE

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The difference between right dose and high dose is very thin for chloroquine.

>Trump defunds WHO, says organization colluded with China
>youtu.be/S7_wPl7DgS0
Could you at least timestamp the relevant bit?

Thats not really accurate
>100% fatal blood disease that can have all kinds of random effects due to mutations, is part HIV and part sars
>usually kills within 2-3 weeks of showing syntoms
>incubation peroid is usually 3 weeks up to a month

obligatory threadly Tyson meme

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does corona trigger seizures in several ways or are they all getting the same trigger

ITS HAPPENING LEAFS GET READY

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>Trump defunds WHO, says organization colluded with China
>Wuhan lab theory "no longer fringe", US intelligence confirms
Absolute fucking based.

>tfw having some nice rum and Irish cream in quarantine enjoying life
Feels good

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No...
because I'll replace that youtube link with a transcript once it's available

Carlos Bolsonaro and his think-tank should be hanged for their crimes of treason and misinformation. Especially the deformed one with a fucked up mouth.

>misinformation

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>“We conclude that in this outbreak, droplet transmission was prompted by air-conditioned ventilation. The key factor for infection was the direction of the airflow.”
It said another 73 customers who dined on the same floor were identified as having close contact with the first patient, but were found to have no symptoms of Covid-19 during a 14-day quarantine and provided throat swab samples that tested negative. No staff working at the restaurant were found to be infected.
But let's make restaurants essential businesses

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