I'm here for the job interview

>I'm here for the job interview

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It says here on your resume you were in a shitty punk band and are an avid socialist?

You won't be getting the job, and if you'll excuse me, I have to go fire my hiring manager now as well.

Sorry sir, all of out fluffer positions are taken.

rollins is a shitlib retard.

Sorry Mr. Rollins but this job requires experience with firearms and it says here on your resume that "real men use fists, guns are for pussies."
Perhaps you should apply at a nail salon, faggot.

you are hired

gay faggot cocksuckers incorporated in proud to welcome you aboard

It's down the hall. The door opens to a direct dropoff to the ground below. Good luck.

Wow, you were a vocalist for two popular rock bands, you helped run a highly successful indie music label, you ran a publishing press, you've written a memoir and books of poetry, you're a documentarian, and you've appeared in Hollywood films. Frankly, I'm a little surprised you need this job. Given your experience and obvious motivation, I think you may be overqualified for this position, but we may be able to offer you a position in management, if you'd be interested in taking on that level of responsibility.

excellent, welcome to haagen dazs you start tomorrow

your resume shows last position as a "self-important asshole". care to comment?

This is a gun range. Do you like guns?

again? try back next week.

take a look at Henry now, he resembles Anderson Cooper.

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Sorry tuff guy,You have to be at least 5'4" to ride this ride.

Sorry we can't hire faggots.

Excuse me sir,how fast can you run when your best friend is getting killed by a Nigger?

He actually does own guns

Real me use brains and deplomacy not fists

Henry Rollins use to let homosexuals molest him as a teen.

He admits to that in a rolling Stone interview

He actually got butt raped by aggressive Homosexuals when he was 14

He admits to it in a Rolling stone interview.

Of course he did, sexual molestation is how all homosexuals are created.

Liar

Hey, this is Henry Rollins!

I was in a band in the eighties that everybody says they like but they don't actually listen to. Brace yourself, because I'm about to beat you down with my basic bitch political opinions stated with a determined intensity. You won't be able to handle my conventional majority views stated monotonously over some bland hardcore guitar riffs. See, I'm a punk rocker, but I'm old now... old and wise! Being older means I'm smarter even though none of my positions have changed since I was an edgy teenager.

I think masculinity is dumb. That's why I make tough guy faces and lift weights and stuff. I'll kick your ass if you like masculinity! See, I'm a white guy, but I can't STAND white guys. This is a brave, bold statement I shouldn't be making, I might lose friends and social capital for saying it. Sorry if that bursts your bubble, honky, but that's just how it's gonna be.

Homosexuality is natural and normal. Someone has to tell you this, America, and it might as well be me. I can handle the shitstorm that'll follow. I have all those muscles and stuff. So I can afford to declare wholehearted support for the revolutionary policies and cultural mores that have been altered, top down, by our elite ruling class.

Sodomy feels good and you should try it. Things that feel good are always good, even if it gives you AIDS.

Conformity is like death. That's why I'm a nonconformist who fully supports every state supported cultural change that has taken place in the last 30 years. I plan on continuing to push the envelope and fight in the safe space the ruling elites have formed for me within their global power structure. They don't stand a chance, cuz guess what? I'm a 53 year old white man. And I'm single, and I'm not a father. I'm living the dream, and when I die I'll leave not a trace. Gone forever. Are you man enough to go extinct? Heh, didn't think so loser. Have fun fighting against your genocide, you fragile weaklings.

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Pro gun or not you got to admit your post is 100% cope.

Just give the right handshake

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Closet Republican

Go to bed henry

Fuck you Henry Rollins
>Fired

Plenty of tards living kickass lives scro, my wife is tarded, she's a pilot now.

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