/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3208

It's okay. Argentina will add one million to the count.

Is it too late to fuck a whore?

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Post your face when /cvg/ knows more about coronavirus than most doctors thanks to autistic powers of researching 24/7

CONCRETE JUNGLE WHERE DREAMS ARE MADE OF
THERE'S NOBODY YOU CAN'T INFECT

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That was a truly magical thread full of meme magic like I havent seen since 2016

>Florida is at its peak
considering Florida has not been counting deaths in nursing home and is under testing who the fuck knows what the numbers in Florida really are.
This state is fucked

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there wasn't really a party desu, it just rolled by and left

Nope. Discount time if you dont care about the corona.

So...
Every single chinese report back from january that we laughed at and scoffed at for being bad data have now been confirmed to be true.

Reinfections/reactivations
Brain damage
etc

All but one have now been confirmed.
Testicle damage.

>mfw somehow we have a large percentage of survivors beating corona but they end up infertile

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Is there a time dated list of all the shit we knew that's only now just being drip fed to the public?

> just woke up
> saw pic related

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he individually knows better than most of us individually, he is a spec of a mite compared to our collective weaponized autism

nypost.com/2018/10/16/why-the-hell-is-this-naked-man-punching-a-police-car/

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HAPPENING ON 4/22?

>french
unironically must have taken the BBC already, do not touch those rotten goods

Nothingburgers, hoaxers, and 5G apostates may all be forgiven if they simply accept Coronachan as their savior from clown world.

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Chek’d big knees are so now, big chin is so next week

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not going to tempt fate user, bad move

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For this user took me a little bit.

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> still wasn't prepped enough

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>not even .1% of the whole of mankind
>already this shitshow

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Only if you pay her in a phat dab

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Don't cancel flights from China.

Some user spread the rumor that flakka cured corona

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yea, we hit 1 million new cases in just 12 days! we're proud of our girl

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Yesterday

>Testicle damage.
That one would scare the shit out of normies if true

>big knees
Please stop... I can't coom anymore today... I'm so weak

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FRESH CATCH FROM ECUADOR
>FRESH CATCH FROM ECUADOR
FRESH CATCH FROM ECUADOR
>FRESH CATCH FROM ECUADOR
FRESH CATCH FROM ECUADOR
>FRESH CATCH FROM ECUADOR
FRESH CATCH FROM ECUADOR

people are throwing the dead to the ocean and they are showing on shores

twitter.com/yonfran26/status/1250055201177980928

hello fellow singaporean nigger, do you think they'll extend the 'circuit breaker' or force us to go back to normalcy like Denmark?

April 2020
I still have 2 weeks for that

Not sure but only a week ago they confirmed cats. Reinfection is still not officially confirmed.

>feel like I'm STILL not prepped enough
>What if the lockdowns go out past June, what if they go until the winter, and we're hit with a seasonal bump too?
>end up buying another 20lb rice, another 10 tins of canned fish, another 5lbs of beans/lentils/pasta
>end up buying another 500 rounds of ammo
It's never enough...

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN
> but then good luck with my morning prophylaxis

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5 MILLION PREDICTION

29th

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damn.

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> throwing the dead into the waters
> human->animal transmission confirmed
> human corpse-> human transmission confirmed

I no longer am eager to eat fish

This is what browsing Yas Forums is like since the lockdowns
twitter.com/KaplanABC11/status/1250088631391465478

farmerfags win in the end

I'm glad I prepped for two whole years three months ago. There's no end in sight and shit just keeps getting worse.

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i dont die but i get infected on march 2023 while exploring abandoned buidlings in the city

I love you corona-chan
Please save us from this clown-world

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lol this larp thread is still going?
give it a rest lads it's over

there is only one prep that matters and that is prep for death and judgement by the terrible judge of man

I won't I fully intend to live

It was fun pretending to be a NEET for 3 weeks, but I'm back to work on Friday.

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>measly extra 500 rounds
So is this your first time owning a gun?

the virus is airborne HIV, the government are faggots, and we're all going to get the coof and die.

>civilized society already breaking down around the fringes

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Based

It literally isn't.

It's not over if I don't know where my job will land at the end of the year.

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wait a second, i have two more

>Testicle damage.

>But not you
>You listened to /cvg/
>boom
>crash
>bang
>that's the government (your choice) blackbagging you
>you get tested on
>you're actually immune
>Your blood is good, but your semen is the most potent
>Your duty - Repopulate the earth with the young fertile QTs
>One problem
>you're saving yourself for marriage
post yfw

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This perfectly sums it up

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>and judgement by the terrible judge of man
fuck that nigger, i'll just go beyond Agartha and jump straight into the inner Earth star

I got like 2000 but I'm impulse buying rounds even though they're like 3-5c higher per round than they should be

>waiting for officials
How did this happen again?

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So there is no way the official numbers on worldmeter are even close if Ecuador has got this bad, right?

I've been enjoying smugging my friends by showing them media articles that confirm the things I told them ages ago.

There was no party because wordlometers numbers were all fucked up so it just kinda happened in the background. You didn't miss anything.

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it's true.

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>that we laughed at

I wasn't laughing, though.

>It literally isn't.
you can't say that and not explain

It's actually worse. HIV at least doesn't kill you, and it works slow. This virus coagulates the blood in your fucking lungs while destroying the rest of your organs and attacking your immune system.

So lemme get this straight: We had less than 50 cases in US, close down whole country still get 25,000 deaths. But...now they want us to open up schools with 600,000 of existing cases already out there? I am so confused.

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In reality probably but we can't possibly test that much user. Its well beyond what any country can keep up with

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How come the "China in focus" and "NDT" youtube channels call it CCP virus instead of Corona virus?

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attacks t cells, retard. it's resurfacing too. it's not even worth explaining this to you, just go get the coof and die.

Will taking a blood thinner like aspirin help?

Hope you don’t chafe easily

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>Reinfections/reactivations
testing doesn't pick up on very low viral load. quit it with this meme.

Yup. People are getting impatient. The explosion of deaths and infections will be absolutely biblical if they reopen everything prematurely.

cuz fuck communists

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you tell me, chang

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Wagies need to make sure Mr Shekelberg gets his bonus!

behindthethrills.com/2020/04/seaworld-awards-executives-amid-park-closures/

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I can safely say that every country has at least 30% extra cases.

We knew Human to animal transmission at least 2 months before it was talked about widely 3 months before it was confirmed

Masks 3 months before they were reccomended

Reinfection/Reactivation 3 months before it was talked about widely most likely 4 months before its confirmed unless Teddy loses his mind and spills everything after realizing his career is finished

What the fuck is up with these Disney people? Why can't they go a couple weeks without a theme park?

this

we are just getting started

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if anyone listened to the retards here they'd think the CFR is 10%

I don't think so. We know that taking ibuprofen makes shit way worse for you if you have the virus, so I wouldn't hazard to self medicate with anything until we know more.

The global economy might not recover if we saty in a long lockdown

So how long Tedros will take to be disposed of? I'm pretty sure the funding from US was being sent to China instead of anything irrelevant, including of other countries,and now Tedros fucked up

Thats the most retarded way to calculate rate of death on the planet. No self respecting scientist would ever take this seriously let alone publish this.

Neber oger

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Testicle pain was in the daily mail. Its softly softly with the disclosure

google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8104477/amp/Doctors-claim-new-coronavirus-cause-damage-mans-TESTICLES.html

The arithmetic average for it to double is 12 days.
I repeat 12 days it double.
The 2 weeks meme is not a meme

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Its a cult user and they worship the mouse. Its creepy as fuck

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This is normal female anatomy. They have a face in their knee due to fat deposits.

>(finish link)book.com/Blaxtion/videos/632030137366157/
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Look sonny, these fine folks want to spend their dollars and don't understand why everyone's being a lil' pansy over the flu.

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you're being too conservative, whatever number that is being spouted now is probably 2-3 times more happening
>3rd world countries
> countries like iran who are underreporting to save face

Give one reason why all non-white countries (Japan is white) shouldn't be nuked.

You can't.

14 May at least 10 MILLION

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I'm not calculating death you absolute moron

Some things never change.

Do you think dolphins can get corona?

So the baby faces is a thing? I just thought of that independently a couple threads ago.

With something this contagious, the hospitalization rate will be the only important number in the long run.

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because money money money
its so funny
its a rich man's world

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Anything is premature minus a vaccine or treatment or what the fuck ever. I mean, we have 600,000 cases from 50 initial cases. If our starting point is NOW with...I mean wtf. My mind is totally blown. We are talking 14,000,000 deaths here.

>So how long Tedros will take to be disposed of?

waiting for the lone ranger to take him out

the aborted babies live in their knees

why did you break the link?

I know all this I was in the threads, I just wondered if anyone made an easy to share dated list

>daily mail
China reported that surbibors lose their fertility

im considering starting an unofficial, unapproved /CVG/ press briefing in the mornings. just a brief post. /CVG/ has expanded my autism and im surprised I haven't dropped dead from 24/7 research

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Anyone can do it, even if you have a small apartment.

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Is the corona virus even real? Maybe they're just labeling the deaths of normal flu as the spooky corona virus.

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Tedros probably already has billions of dollars in his pockets, after being bribed by China to be silent about the whole thing in January.

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>3-5c higher per round than they should be
Yeah that shit is pissing me off. Have you tried armslist? Some guys are willing to go down on their prices. Just picked up 870 rounds for near prepandemic prices.

Facebook

I can tell you when they made it to the OP, but that just means /cvg/ was talking about it for a day or two already

Asymptomatic transmission: Jan-26, was reported as "debunked" on Jan-30, was later confirmed

HIV-like mutation: Feb-2, was reported as "debunked" on Feb-3, was later confirmed

Airborne: Feb-8, was reported as "debunked", was later confirmed

Reinfections: Jan-31, was confirmed by WHO just a couple of days ago

Animals being infected: Feb-28, was lated confirmed by Italian CDC on Apr-3

Brain damage: Feb-27, then "debunked", later confirmed

r0 higher than 2: Feb-11, then later confirmed by the CDC on Apr-7

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/32171867

>Ecuador
>Civilized
Pick one

If it is flying bat aids were fucked because the last decade or two has seen mass deaths of top aids researchers and other virologists

>and here we see the last vestiges of the Great Hysteria over a cold virus

this will unconfuse you

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checked

>More dead nogs
>Mfw

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Yeah, and that's not even counting the economic and supply chain collapse that's coming our way no matter what. No matter how you slice it this shit looks grim. All we can do is stock up now while it's possible and sit tight for a year or two and hope somebody finds a way to immunize the survivors. Or just wait for the virus to burn out so thoroughly that it goes extinct.

LET THEM BACK INTO THE NIGGERCATTLE PLAY PENS!!!!

RIGHT

STINKIN

NOW!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!

homeless in Canada got it pretty good
>free state sanctionrd drugs
>washrooms
>free laundry service
>showers
>warm in BC
youtu.be/eHjyf-t8vtw

sometimes it feels like being homeless would be a decent life

>In less than 6 months everyone on Earth will be infected

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I know, it’s hot

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>CONFIRMED cases
there's no way corona isn't already inside the 1% of the population.

Wasn't it decreased fertility or was it full on infertility?

My mantra is "Patience is a virtue" for a reason user

Yup, they arent counting most deaths at this point

Oh,this gets better user, its ocean but do you remember that CCP cut water in wuhan and was giving mineral water? Maybe the virus can just stay in the water...who knows

do it

We are so beyond fucked. Please tell me everyone here understands that. 14 million people in US will die.

Polebro drawfag seems to have left, but at least we have this

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What would be happening right now if Hillary had won?

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It's acute AIDS + SARS + Malaria-like + Herpes neuron hiding

decreased senpai

I would link the research/ info but I don't have it saved it's all in my head

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Hot take: it will take longer to get to 3M than it took from 1M to 2M.