/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3206

>man dies of COVID complications
>Health department says "No one has died of COVID"
Many such cases. Does it happen where you live?
castanet.net/news/Kelowna/297193/Kelowna-man-dies-from-apparent-COVID-19-related-complications#297193

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SHE DID IT

>WHO and Tedros is getting investigated for being a chink shill that squandered away $500 million from the US

about fucking time

NYC changed their criteria, hence the large amount of reported deaths in the United States.

>Still no treatment.

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2 mil....

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JFG is claiming about half of the population is already infected making this a nothingburger JFG claiming that half of the population has already been infected. youtube.com/watch?v=ArXRjeoHP8o

Is he right?

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NOOOO ORANGE MAN CANT SOTOP FUNDING THE WHO

WHAT ABOUT MUH SOFT POWER

I'm a design manager and I use that photo to select recruits. If they don't see blue and black, into the trash their resumés go.

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Well we did it

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>take off the cuffs and mouth gag
>stand him up, make him face me
Ah, Chen Qiushi, I've been waiting for you. Please, take a seat.

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Does this mean the end of modern information age society?

>UPDATED CHARTS @ 14 Apr 2020
UPDATED CHARTS @ 14 Apr 2020

2 MILLIONS EDITION

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HIS NAME WAS CHEN QIUSHI
HE WAS MURDERED BY THE CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY
HE WARNED US
DO NOT FORGET HIS NAME

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What causes this? need a rundown

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Bc isn't counting. This is well established. Theres no problem if theres no numbers to prove it. Thanks bonnie

He compared the highest-end estimates of H1N1 to confirmed cases of SARS-CoV-2, so he's clueless or his libertarian ideology gets in the way.

worldometers.info/coronavirus/

>youtu.be/hG9rgrhKirA
>tfw when vtuber catgirl is now 3D

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Where are you getting 2 million from? Worldometer still shows 1,997,666.

Also did anyone see this? 3778 additional deaths are about to be added to New York's death toll, that's in addition to the 778 they already reported today.

Once that's added it will bring New York's daily total for 4/14 to 4556 and the US death total to 6185, smashing all previous records to pieces.

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>mild cases
You mean the mild cases that cause pneumonia and can still require doctor/hospitalization?
Its not just about death why are people always so myopic?

We love you corona-chan, don't stop till you get all those dirty niggers and jews

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Can we send millions of test kits to Africa already. It's no fun when we can't follow their numbers.

おめでとう, コロナ-ちゃん

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No, testing and antibody studies suggests Corona Chan is just getting started.

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Coronavirus timeline:
- January 19: 100 cases
- January 24: 1,000 cases
- February 12: 50,000 cases
- March 6: 100,000 cases
- March 18: 200,000 cases
- March 26: 500,000 cases
- April 2: 1,000,000 cases
- April 14: 2,000,000 cases

Wtf, 1M in just 12 days??

BNO, Worldometers is being retarded today

The virus infecting your brain.

It's very weird how this man died from covid but they're not saying he died of it. That seems very wrong. That is just one man how many more are being hidden? dying of covid but not being recorded because it was a complication of covid. Trickery!

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so it's really over then?
i mean, new cases are plateauing and so are deaths; i suppose it's back to clown world in a few weeks. it was fun while it lasted i guess.

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>not comparing like to like
and he is a phd? Fucking hell no wonder i dropped out of my program. Idiots the lot of them. The universities are a joke

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>liver damage
>kidney damage
>brain damage
>heart damage
>testicular damage
>lung damage
>2nd kind of lung damage
>low 02 aspyhxiation
>ctyokine cascade
>permanently immuni-compromised
>no cured, no recovery
>keeps coming back until it kills you
>lays dormant like HIV
>asymptomatic transmission ('heathy' people spread it)
>inter-species transmission (live stock can get it)
>blood transmission (mosquitos can spread it)
>SARS-like mutations make vaccine a pipe dream
DO YOU FUCKING BRAINLETS REALLY NOT UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKED WE ARE THEY DONT SHUT DOWN THE GLOBE OVER A FLU THIS IS THE START OF AN EXTINCTION EVENT WE ARE FUCKED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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The hottest dance on the scene today: Febrile Seizures.

standard flu symptom, this happens every year during The Season

I only follow deaths at this point. However we finally got to 10k deaths a day, which is interesting.

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Living in a toxic wasteland and eating bat soup

Could be an epileptic fit desu, need more info probably..

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I thought you followed the worldometers numbers?

would you?

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Based

they'd just burn them.

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I mean the one that compares Coronachan to other ailments.

5399 CASES AND 406 DEATHS CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 385 NEW CASES AND 74 NEW FUCKING DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
>5399 CASES AND 406 DEATHS CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 385 NEW CASES AND 74 NEW FUCKING DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
5399 CASES AND 406 DEATHS CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 385 NEW CASES AND 74 NEW FUCKING DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
>5399 CASES AND 406 DEATHS CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 385 NEW CASES AND 74 NEW FUCKING DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
5399 CASES AND 406 DEATHS CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 385 NEW CASES AND 74 NEW FUCKING DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
>5399 CASES AND 406 DEATHS CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 385 NEW CASES AND 74 NEW FUCKING DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
5399 CASES AND 406 DEATHS CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 385 NEW CASES AND 74 NEW FUCKING DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
>5399 CASES AND 406 DEATHS CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 385 NEW CASES AND 74 NEW FUCKING DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
5399 CASES AND 406 DEATHS CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 385 NEW CASES AND 74 NEW FUCKING DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
>5399 CASES AND 406 DEATHS CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 385 NEW CASES AND 74 NEW FUCKING DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.

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That's what exponential is. Literally everyday until we are all dead.

No one here has played pandemic 2

addictinggames.com/strategy/pandemic-2

There was a similar case in north vancouver of a dentist. They wouldn't confirm it until the media picked up the story

$500 million

$500 million

$500 million

$500 million

Teddy is going to get fucked

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No one knows for sure, but there was a case in Japan where it attacked the meninges, so meningitis. It's also thought to occasionally cause encephalitis. Could also be severe fever frying the brain. She's got a ton of tools at her disposal.

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And that's with a global total lockdown of all movement and economic activity. But our girl keeps trudging forward.

who else has been here since before 100 threads ?

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i know but i lost my sources explaining why

>2 million infected

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Oh baby

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See:

are you retarded? more deaths than ever in America today. we are nowhere near the peak. this will continue to get worse for months before we can even see a plateau.

>meme job
>pays like $500 a week after taxes
>been doing ok savings
>had like $3000 before coronavirus
>coronavirus happens
>work shuts down
>have $2000 after paying bills
>woke up to unemployment direct deposit
>$3000 deposited
>3x$400 UI, 3x$600 CARE ACT

Made more money being unemployed for 3 weeks then I have the last few months. And seeing as how long this unemployment goes, I stand to make $1000 a week. And the $1200 stimulus check coming soon.

How is this even a thing? Like why would I want to go back to work?

Sometimes BNO is lagging, sometimes Worldometers is lagging.

>over 2400 muttoids have died
S, hopefully it mutates and kills their children too.

>no sources whatsoever
discarded

Reminder that confirmed numbers are just the lowest possible boundary constraint for the actual numbers.

Lads who went to college and done courses on partial differential equations know what I’m talking about

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PUTO

We will never know. They'll use models for the "final" official number

>not seeing blue and black
Must be grugs desu.