/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3205

► Detected: 1,995,205 (+71,268) ► Died: 126,518 (+6,902) ► Day: 96 (-02:09:08)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 6.9x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,771 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/SLV1B5Lzy48

>NEWS
Deaths in the UK are 50% higher than official toll
archive.is/UN6VA

Trump defunds WHO: "no human transmission", "don't ban travel"
youtu.be/S7_wPl7DgS0

Trump defunds WHO, says organization colluded with China
youtu.be/S7_wPl7DgS0

Feared corpse transmission has now been confirmed
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EU admits official death tolls are undercounting
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>INFO
14 year old without conditions dies in Portugal
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In Netherlands, half in intensive care under 50 years old
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Nurse says red eyes are a common symptom among infected
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Low antibody levels raise questions about reinfection risk
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Patient tests negative four times, was infected
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>REMINDER
Thailand hiding cases as "viral pneumonia"
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Infected in India only discovered post-mortem
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Millions of Americans to lose their jobs
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WHO says Italy testing too many people
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CDC refused to test infected man
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>LATEST
23:23: 104 new cases and 10 new deaths in Nevada
23:14: 162 new cases and 11 new deaths in Kentucky
22:58: 227 new cases and 11 new deaths in Missouri
22:54: 355 new cases and 23 new deaths in Georgia
22:45: 250 new cases and 21 new deaths in Colorado
22:32: 261 new cases and 47 new deaths in Florida

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twitter.com/AndySlater/status/1250196152517001216
scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3079443/coronavirus-could-target-immune-system-targeting-protective
archive.is/IxgD7#selection-277.2-277.7
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>tfw no mommywife to quarantine with
its not fair bros

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I believe these test numbers and all those zeros.

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I miss hamburgers

Death to China

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+2,349 dead burguers today

FUCKING KEK

we miss you too, leaf.

Blue equals Happening
White equals Nothingburger

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 611,745 (25,975) #2 Spain 174,060 (18,255) #3 Italy 162,488 (21,067) #4 France 143,303 (15,729) #5 Germany 132,210 (3,495) #6 United Kingdom 93,873 (12,107) #7 China 82,249 (3,341) #8 Iran 74,877 (4,683) #9 Turkey 65,111 (1,403) #10 Belgium 31,119 (4,157) #11 Netherlands 27,419 (2,945) #12 Canada 26,897 (898) #13 Switzerland 25,936 (1,174) #14 Brazil 25,262 (1,532) #15 Russia 21,102 (170) #16 Portugal 17,448 (567) #17 Austria 14,226 (384) #18 Israel 12,046 (123) #19 India 11,487 (393) #20 Ireland 11,479 (406) #21 Sweden 11,445 (1,033) #22 South Korea 10,564 (222) #23 Peru 10,303 (230) #24 Chile 7,917 (92) #25 Japan 7,645 (143) #26 Ecuador 7,603 (369) #27 Poland 7,202 (263) #28 Romania 6,879 (351) #29 Norway 6,623 (139) #30 Denmark 6,511 (299) #31 Australia 6,400 (61) #32 Czech Republic 6,111 (161) #33 Pakistan 5,837 (96) #34 Saudi Arabia 5,369 (73) #35 Philippines 5,223 (335)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 United States +24,804 (+2,335) #2 France +6,524 (+762) #3 United Kingdom +5,252 (+778) #4 Turkey +4,062 (+107) #5 Spain +3,961 (+499) #6 Italy +2,972 (+602) #7 Russia +2,774 (+22) #8 Germany +2,138 (+301) #9 Brazil +1,832 (+204) #10 Iran +1,574 (+98) #11 Canada +1,217 (+118) #12 India +1,034 (+35) #13 Netherlands +868 (+122) #14 Ireland +832 (+41) #15 Belgium +530 (+254) #16 Peru +519 (+14) #17 Portugal +514 (+32) #18 Sweden +497 (+114) #19 Israel +460 (+7) #20 Saudi Arabia +435 (+8) #21 United Arab Emirates +412 (+3) #22 Serbia +411 (+9) #23 Chile +392 (+10) #24 Belarus +362 (+4) #25 Mexico +353 (+36) #26 Pakistan +341 (+3) #27 Singapore +334 (+1) #28 Philippines +291 (+20) #29 Indonesia +282 (+60) #30 Ukraine +270 (+5) #31 Poland +268 (+18) #32 Switzerland +248 (+36) #33 Romania +246 (+20) #34 Moldova +222 (+5) #35 Bangladesh +209 (+7)…

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Did the us treasury dept really take over the fed on March 27th?

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it's fine as long as new cases continue to drop

2 mil drawfag when ?

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Really makes you think

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China is a hoax. Prove to me that china exists.

>7k confirmed deaths

LETS OPEN UP

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wait, is this still going on? yawn

CAN I GET A KID'S MENU BURGER PLEASE

THANK YOU

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>JUST NOW: Adam Silver, Rob Manfred, Roger Goodell, Gary Bettman, Robert Kraft, Jerry Jones, Dana White, and Vince McMahon are part of a large group that will help advise on how to restart the economy, President Trump says.
twitter.com/AndySlater/status/1250196152517001216

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Numbers where?

You forgot to add in your infograph that 99.99% of the deaths are 70 years of age and above

What happened to the additional 3000+ US deaths? Why not on WorldOMeters? It’s been hours.

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Reddit is still defending the WHO. Are people this retarded, or is it chinese shills?

POSTING REDDIT COMMENTS ABOUT WITHHOLDING FUNDS TO WHO NIGGERS

>Fuck this moron. It's like his only hobby is dreaming up new ways to screw us all.

>Trump is evil. Who cuts funding to the World Health Organization during a pandemic?!

>Why is he so evil? How do people continue to support him?

>Every move like this ruins our future ability to negotiate in the best interest of our country. We’ve given up one of our greatest resources over the past four years; soft power. I genuinely hope we can eventually move past these rash actions and scapegoating decisions in 2021 and reconcile with our allies, or else we’ll find ourselves hanging over the edge of a grave that we’ll never be able to climb out of.

>Absolutely ashamed to be an American right now.

>Jesus Christ, Trump is the biggest fucking saboteur on earth. What an absolute scumbag move.

O H NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Do you main Narmaya in GBV?

Yeah, I'll switch to BNO for the next thread. Worldometers are retards.

2 MILLION WATCH

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Npcs are that retarded

>trump do thing
>do opposite

Not hard to figure out:

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Both
>oh no trump said fuck the WHO. WHO must be good guys
This is literally their thinking process

Dont trust govern, they are lying pretty bad over here, even hiding or just not testing,they arae barely buying new test kits ffs

When will RBG die and will it be of corona-chan?

Check em for truth

>those two shithole countries in central asia
trying to one up china by denying they even have the virus

Its gotta be chinkposters right?

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They ban anything remotely positive about Trump. It is a moronic circle jerk for loser cultural leftist types

NOT MY HECKIN PUPPETRINOS. CHINA NUMBAH WUN

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in all honesty, and Im sure ill get flamed for this opinion but. This is basically the flu if the flu was able to infect as easily as norovirus. all the numbers we are getting likely have tens if not hundreds of thousands of mild cases that are not going to the hospital. At my hospital we see about ten corona patients a day, out of those ten usually one every couple of days is bad enough to get admitted right away, 99% we send home to isolate and most of them recover (or at least don't come back). basically in NYC if 1 million people get the flu you could expect 10,000ish needing hospitalization. the Flu doesn't infect that many so it never hits crazy numbers though. Corona however, does infect that many hence you see massive amounts of hospitalization but statistically when this is over I would expect a CFR similar to the flu from what I have see so far firsthand. there WILL be more dead than the flu because this has infected more but as a percentage I bet its very similar.

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Thx argiebro and thx for baking

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>UPDATED CHARTS @ 14 Apr 2020
UPDATED CHARTS @ 14 Apr 2020

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Oh God no, I never drink with the "help"
Please just take the $3 and stop looking at me

OK, HOW!!!!???

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Did trump say he was going to direct the money to the CDC or anything?

Old news

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>This man belongs in front of an international court for crimes against humanity.

>Why?! Why now of all times?! Impeach this fucker again

>Trump is becoming more unhinged, now he thinks the WHO is his enemy so he needs to retaliate. The most dangerous time for the country may be the period between November and January after he loses the election and we become his enemy.

>So he would rather the world burn than admit he was wrong about the virus.

>The WHO urged the world to prepare for a pandemic, and declared an international public health emergency in January. The WHO provided the entire world, including us, with an excellent test that worked at scale, and we rejected it, resulting in the catastrophic "lost month" of February in which we blinded ourselves as the virus spread to every corner of our nation.

>Oh. My. God. Between this and opening the economies on May 1st (if states want), this guy is trying to kill you.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN NIGGERINOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I miss the 10k one, this obese blob of fat doesn't exite me

Are we really a day away from two million (confirmed) coofers? It's only been a few weeks since one million.

>Trump suspends WHO funding
It's only the first based thing he did regarding the virus, but fuck it, based is based.

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Can we just glass China and make every Chinese person wear a green armband?

I'm done with this disease now.

Here, have one on the house. My service is much better than the faggot spaniard, and I only serve hamburgers.

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Wait what? The 5k deaths is real?

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>Virtual AA
>Anonymity and Privacy

Pick one.

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Thank you Sir, *wink wink*

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I can wait to what will happen when the normies will discover that the coronavirus is airborne HIV and destroy your immune system !
How people would reacts ?

>scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3079443/coronavirus-could-target-immune-system-targeting-protective
>archive.is/IxgD7#selection-277.2-277.7

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LOL

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Reddit in a nutshell

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That is a fat edit. Probably done by a nigger.

>The WHO urged the world to prepare for a pandemic, and declared an international public health emergency in January. The WHO provided the entire world, including us, with an excellent test that worked at scale, and we rejected it, resulting in the catastrophic "lost month" of February in which we blinded ourselves as the virus spread to every corner of our nation.
It's funny cause literally no part of this is correct. The WHO provides no services to the US because we already have the CDC

Kek

I mean, you can do it, but it's going to be very different; masks for all, everyone 2 meters apart at all times, tracking of where confirmed cases have been, and so on.

>soft power
Worked out splendidly I see

The China Covid 19 numbers are completely fake, but the US's numbers are completely honest, and probably overreported

Actual retard opinion

Search Tencent Reddit

What states will ge open first, Yas Forums

Instead of green arm bands why dont we put the survivors in slave factories to make our cheap electonics

The niggas will say that "Its a racist attack using HIV that most of africa have, they are tryign to use fear to supress us!"


Not only wrong but the opposite of doing what si written there

4/5 probably are