/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3204

My bet is on 150k dead

kej

LIFT QUARANTINES

LET IT SPREAD

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Trump withholding funds does not absolve him of extreme negligence. Now that it's abundantly clear that he failed in his first response to the virus, he's trying to shift the blame to the WHO despite having US intelligence as early as the first week of January stating that this is a pandemic that needs the US's attention.
Anyone attempting to suck Trump's dick over this is laughing at shiny keys jingling in their face.

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Sven showed up recently. Idk what happened to the rest

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>italian man reinfected
lol fuck

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Name my band, /cvg/

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China has a large gap to fill

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It is. Look at Argentina vs. Brazil.

Argentina, lockdowns, 2000 cases and 100 deaths SINCE THIS STARTED
Brazil, no lockdowns, 2000 cases and 200 deaths TODAY

And that's with Argentina having a disadvantage with climate

How is it absurd to suggest that taking measures to mitigate the spread of disease would impact the number of hospitalizations? That’s precisely what you would expect them to do and precisely what they have been shown to do in the past

Reminder that confirmed dead are just the lowest boundary condition for actual deaths

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Knowing China I'm surprised nobody ran him over

and that with overinflated numbers in the west
lads and lasses I present, invisible meat

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>chinks spazing agein
Why haven't we seen this in the west? Seamed common in China

Can you hook me up with a link amigo?

Where can I cop some cheap disposable face masks?

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Have you been having more or less sex with your wife since the lockdown?

Two weeks

how much longer til 2 million? this is feeling a bit like a nothing burger lately.

climate makes no difference
we're massively undercounting

Boomer-related Brain Deficiency Syndrome

>tfw no mommywife to quarantine with
its not fair bros

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you early for the next craze. Sold my last ffp3s last weekend for criminal 50 bucks a piece

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Looks like Wuhan is getting fucked over by Corona-chan again.

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Just fapping to bondage threads on /aco/.

Oh dear

It's impossible to convince people who believe shit like this. They're the same people who thought we "overreacted" to swine flu in 2009 despite the "overreaction" being why it wasn't a bigger deal

Based

We're getting about 10k/day, and it'll probably stay about there until they end the lockdown then everything explodes again.

>Tiansheng Street in #Wuhan Locked Down Again
"It starts all over again. This is Tiansheng Street (in Wuhan). Locked down again. They say there are confirmed cases again. Alas!" Woman says this while shooting this video.

OH NONONONONONONONONONONOONONONONONONO
NOT WUHAN AGAIN

twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1250173749464305670

are you still here waiter I’d like a coro-nah and maybe something along with it

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Rate my PrEP boysssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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That graph doesn't include bribes.

> tfw germans still not dying because of corona

how will we ever pay the 60000000 debt?

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Inferior race.

totally based

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A man of taste I see

china #1

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Why is worldometers so slow at updating?

Maybe they just wised up and realized drawing for people on Yas Forums is a waste of time because 90% of people in drawthreads are talentless douchebags telling the artist he sucks and should kill himself.

Dangerously based.

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NEGRO THE ARGIE NUMBERS ARE FAKE NEWS,WE ARE UNDERTESTING AS FUCK
THE FUCK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT LMAO

Lockdown is working out better for me I've saving on fuel, train tickets and day care for my dog

Extend it for the year

I miss them so much

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>lions attack village
>”quick! to the huts!”
>hides for 5 minutes
>”I don’t see any lions anymore, this is ridiculous”

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They literally flipped
>It's a Chinese COMMUNIST conspiracy to kill us ALL
to
>It's a GOBUNMENT conspiracy to hurt Mr. Goldberg's ECONOMY
in a matter of days. that's why we call them lolberts

LOL you dont need a webm to know theyve been fucked.

Their data has been scientifically impossible

FUCK WHO NUKE CHINA

Brazil is undertesting even more, so it makes no difference.

Prediction time

What's going to become of the corona disaster in 2020, /cvg/?

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That's a good point... I still miss them.

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>the absolute state of Yas Forums

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Thanks, bro.

Are argentinians white?

>Invisible meat
Ummm, lad
The meat is there but the people who is in charge of making them, are not coming to work

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>There’s been a spike in coronavirus cases at meat plants in the U.S.

mobile.twitter.com/business/status/1249147759959171072

Pork too
cnn.com/2020/04/12/business/meat-plant-closures-smithfield/index.html

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Hopefully it ends with nuking china

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me getting russian relief from the girl in your pic

Tbqf we also have 5x your population

imagine dropping hydrogen bombs on niggers
their muddy skin sucking in the thermal energy like flame magnets
cracking open like hot pockets on those gray microwave cardboard energy absorbing sheets
imagine the loudest SHEEEEEIIITTT you have ever heard and then a sound like a billion wet popcorns popping
imagine the obliteration of the niggerbeasts

youtu.be/9zawUPKSWT0

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I fucking hate reporters.

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This hermano gets it.
They """lost""" 94k tests.

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Trouble is, the nothingburgers have convinced themselves that that's the top bound due to "muh inflated deaths"

thank you, finally someone else said it.
people called h1n1 a fake pandemic, but all the sudden it's the worse epidemic we had.

Not really $60m is not a lot of money.

Aw that's mean... she's a kid it's not her fault

You mean like the ones that were dropped on Japan?

nice
do you mind posting just SIR MODEL 2020 Evolution?

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Hope it end with an Post-apocalype kino timeline

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>metokur
I'm surprised reddit still watches him.

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Checked and utopiapilled.

So the equivalent is 400 cases and 50 deaths? Argentina had 69 cases and 3 deaths yesterday. It makes no difference.

are leafs?

WRONG CHART, it's from yesterday

TODAY CHART IN PIC
>TODAY CHART IN PIC

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South American posters
What’s it like being English speaking in that part of the world?

All South Americans I’ve met that speak English are always based but the ones that don’t always seem like feral niggers

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How do I say based in Japanese?

based haha

I don't know how to feel about that webm. It seems as though she clearly didn't understand why. But who knows, I don't have the full context.

checked and heiled
hopefully they sold a lot to the genetically weak and retirement homes.

Swedish Youtuber reports he and his family have sympthoms but are not allowed to.get tested

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>daycare for my dog
Honestly based.

>wcyb.com/news/local/multiple-covid-19-cases-confirmed-among-nuclear-fuel-systems-employees-in-erwin

Multiple employees at nuclear fuels pant in Tennessee have been diagnosed with COVID-19. this is where all the nuclear fuel that fuels US submarines and destroyers is made btw

there's a sizable part of the population that has suspended all political reasoning in favor of just treating whatever trump says/does as correct

>he fell for the 'not all jungle niggers are niggers' meme

How is constipated swede doing? did he die, did he call the amber lamps?

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REMINDER THAT ONLY 460K recoveries to 126k deaths

but i want him to be still

Are aussies?

What are the memes behind metokur? I only know we wuz kings

Worst break dancer ever... 1 of 10..

Brazil has had quarantines. Idk what's your definition of a lockdown.
State governors are responsible for sanitary policy, our policies have been tougher than America's. Bolsonaro and his followers are retards and are not respecting this shit but the governors of all states have imposed restrictions on public transportation, any large gathering including religious, sports, etc.

Can't handle it lads. Currently drinking whiskey and have had a couple xanax

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how can worst China ever recover?

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goes to show how much language influences psychology.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linguistic_relativity

WHO AND CHINKS BTFO

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Canadian Jew Subversion

They were fucked on the first day they reopened

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Does it cause more death daily than diarrhea? I've shit myself again today and now there's blood in my stool.

He finally pushed and his o-ring blew out. Pic related, first wave.

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absolute bants

Sir, your Zilch Kebab is ready Sir: would you like something to drink with that? Maybe a Coro-nah Extra perhaps?

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Two weeks. The numbers are being pushed low by retards not testing. In reality we're probably beyond 3 million and maybe even at 150k deaths

Stop bullying the constipated Swede

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Open the door
Get on the floor

You get arrested if you go out in Argentina without a justified cause, and it's heavily enforced.

Will the second wave be deadlier than the first?

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when are the science nerds gonna come up with a cure, what are we paying them for...

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jenifer zing is a sixth house cultist and possibly has a tentacle for a face

>drinking and popping pills while in isolation

Not a good idea Ireland bro
Switch to water and healthy meals

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Real shit what's the context? Cause someone is wasting time picking on a little girl instead of shooting her parents and making her a proper Danish child who doesn't understand why she has a tan.

BACK TO WORK WAGIES! GOTTA GET THAT ECONOMY GOING BEFORE MAY 1ST! MAKE SURE TO GET YOUR DRU-I MEAN COVID19 TEST BEFORE YOU COME IN!

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Holy shit that's a really nice hit. We can nuke murica in 2 months for free now

>he's trying to shift the blame to the WHO despite having US intelligence as early as the first week of January stating that this is a pandemic that needs the US's attention.
And it'll work.

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Lol, it's been well over 5mil since January. Why do you think CCP scrambled to shut down?

>already at 30k deaths
>"low" projection was 60k
>trump is trying to open up

we are fucked

>cure against RNA virus with artificial HIV spikes

0%

I'm 100% truthfully interested. Would like to know how much pain he is in for having not pooped for 10 days like an absolute retard.

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ok it's for real then, good on you, RIP us

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Checked and agreed.