I just made a lot of moneys

buy a sex change and become the marvelous tranny faggot you were always meant to be, OP

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FSDAX, FCPHX, and FBSOX. Fidelity funds earning close to 15%. If you want monthly income SPHIX, but it’s only 5%.

Gold. The federal reserve is inflating USA like a fucking rule 34 fetish right now to keep the game up.

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Don’t fall for metals bro. In ten years you’ll have less. They don’t fight wars for gold anymore. It’s all about the petrodollar.

Is it really though? I have no idea how it works but don’t the fed have some workaround where the money they print is guaranteed by some workaround loopty loop loan mechanism lmao

buy link

If I were you I’d live frugally as fuck off a small interest from the bank and just lay down and rot

Stocks right now then sell them when the economy is good

BUY CHAINLINK. You will literally be worth JEFF BEZOS if you buy a million dollars of chainlink in 2-3 years.

PARADISE is YOURS

Im not shilliing.

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1 million in SPHIX pays over 4K monthly in dividends

Don't listen to any faggots here please if this isn't a LARP.

I'm not surprised by anything these days. It could go both ways.

One being where americans go buying a casket of eggs with a cart filled with millions of bills, similar to the depression in Germany after ww1.

Or, Jerome Powell does a sick backflip and saves America.

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Sent ;)

HLX, perfect fundamentals undervalued, positive cash flow won't be bankrupt like the other shit oil companies.
400% gain potential

Buy a house with land
Grow crops
Don't put your money into the hands of others
>a million dollars
You've won life mate, enjoy it

I'm not a professional investor, but honestly if you invest in anything that got affected by the corona you will make a killing. For example airlines, hotels, cinemas any entertainment business, prices will eventually go back to what they were or close and you will make a profit.

Dump that shit in an s&p500 index fund and live on $40k a year interest forever.

Don't invest it. Save it instead for yourself and get a regular job. The job for bills + stuff, the inheritance for rainy days/covering your bases. I'd recommend moving to a state where the cost of living is very little (Like living under 30k a year manageable), and set up a homestead within that state. Use the inheritance to buy a new construction home so you don't have to worry about repair costs for a few years whilst you work to add to your money. The second you give it to someone else, it is out of your control and essentially not yours anymore. Don't become poor to become stock rich. Plan your use of the inheritance so you can live comfy and indulge yourself.

Fuck this faggot. Buy a new truck and boat and have FUN. I remember an old saying from my youth "You Only Live Once!"

kek this dewd gotcha covered mane

Invest in your frens. You want my bitcoin wallet?

Yolo is literally a meme and a very dark one.

invest some of it in shit that is slow, yet guaranteed not to fail. You really only need two million to retire at boomer if you live modestly.

Yeah dank meems are tight

Buy a few thousand (quantity, not dollars) of every crypto under $1.00 cost. Hedge...odds are one of them moons.

Also gold and silver. We are going back on the standard eventually.

>buy my bags

I’m sold, I’ve always wanted a steak in spaghetti.

is chainlink going to go down again i was going to buy at like 2.25 canadian will it ever go back down to that price or lower?

Invest it in something you LOVE. That’s all I can say. If the goal is to invest it in other things that will make you more money, that’s all fine and dandy but it could go tits up, invest in something you love and you can’t go wrong,

I’ve already had a thousand in crypto and got a pretty solid return, however I’m not down for that bloodbath again.

land and guns

But what if everything and everyone I love is closed and gone?

Gold, will do well for the next 6 months min

bearish spy positions hedging for vix will double your cash. sell @250 though.

give me something dude please not much I mean something to get me up on my feet

You got any connections In the pasta industry? Are you autistic?

Can I have 225 for a PC user I'm poor