/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3203

Boomer schizos are now moving on from "the numbers show it's just a flu" to "the numbers are fake"

>tfw no mommywife to quarantine with
its not fair bros

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Nothingburgers have always been retarded

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Spain and Italy numbers are all time low
You guys said it was just weekend easter numbers
Corona chan is losing

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fuck WHO
>distraction
they deserve it anyway

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What was even this WHO update, he spent 15 minutes crying about Taiwan calling him a nigger

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Can’t wait for Taiwan to react to the news AHAHAHAHAHA.

m00t was wrong about you, mommywife bro. Keep doing you.

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niggers tongue my anus faggot

We have our first 20k deaths per day. You call that loseing? Plus italy had a rise from ~400 deaths to ~600

Fuck the WHO
fuck china

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Quintessentially british

Seizure in Street

twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1250170734749638659?s=19

Truly a stupid nigger.

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>Tiansheng Street in #Wuhan Locked Down Again
"It starts all over again. This is Tiansheng Street (in Wuhan). Locked down again. They say there are confirmed cases again. Alas!" Woman says this while shooting this video.

OH NONONONONONONONONONONOONONONONONONO
NOT WUHAN AGAIN

twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1250173749464305670

>Day 29 of healthy diet focusing on all minerals and vitamins through food

>Feeling the nofap energy and motivation even though I still coom once a day

Did you guys take the micro pill and focus on covering all your vitamins and minerals through your diet?

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BRING BACK SNACKS

Nigger

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NOOOOO... EVERYTHING BUT MY FUNDERINOS, NOT MY HECKING DOLLARINOS NOOOOOO

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>what is oral-fecal transmission
Enjoy the gift

WHAT THE FUCK TRUMP DID A RIGHT THING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN LAST 4 YEARS

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>Everything is fine in Wuhan guys, WHO has inspected it and China is doing a superb job
>Taiwan? What's what?

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No, although I do drink 6 times what I usually do.

Alcohol that is

Thanks friend, I hope you find your mommywife one day

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Why in the fuck are people using the stock market as our metric of recovery, economic otherwise? The QE and stimulus going on is basically life support at this point. How long can this go on? When does inflation become a serious issue?

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Some of you lot take externalities far too seriously
Chill about shit out with your control
But sort your own shit to the max
Then get coomfy and laugh

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TEDDY MEALTDOWN INCOMING TOMORROW
HE'LL EXPLODE HAHHAAHAHAHAH

>Live near Airforce Base in CA
>Keep hearing really loud planes passing overhead
>way louder and way longer than usual
Ummm bros??

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proteinatlas.org/ENSG00000130234-ACE2/tissue

im trying to understand these t cell numbers but dont see any ace 2 expression in the thymus or lymph
proteinatlas.org/ENSG00000130234-ACE2/tissue/lymph node

antibody staining data of ace 2 expression

proteinatlas.org/ENSG00000130234-ACE2/tissue/primary data

but this paper says its expressed in lymph node epithelial cells (at low level) along with CD209L -- which was an entry receptor for SARS

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17565868

Does SARS-COV-2 use CD209L?

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"ONCE WE BEAT THE INVISIBLE ENEMY"

They do it because they are dumb

bless you Gary. always asking the hard questions.

That’s it, I hope this virus destroys modern life.

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Is he talking about Jews?

Does Trump have autism?

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so is it a happening or not? seems like everyone is wanting to get back to normal by july.. other news is stating that its endemic..(with us forever) and the downfall of the human race

Invade Taiwan when?

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The goddes herself

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were there any papers on if corona-chan infects people only with comorbidities or without them?

They're practicing for when we turn china into glass.

Trump did ban travel from China before most; his failure was not realizing Europe and other countries wouldn't, so he didn't ban them either.

Nonetheless, fuck WHO and fuck China. Hopefully glowies take out Tedros.

>the numbers show it's just a flu

This is objectively true though, you fucking retards.

meltdown, not mealtdown

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Don't worry guys. Whatever happens Trump will always be here at press briefings talking about himself and how unfair the media is to him.

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Absolutely based
Can we get a FUCK THE WHO chain started

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guys this isn’t funny I haven’t shit for 10 days. What will happen when my bowels reach their physical limit? I have literally nothing to do while home other than coof, eat and sleep.
I’m taking my ascorbic acid, vitamin D and zinc but this shit isn’t going away or getting any better.

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apology for bad english

where were u wen WHO die

i was at house eating dorito when
phone ring

"WHO is kil"

"no"

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Lads, I got a tooth infection and have to take clyndemicin. How fucked am I? How badly will it weaken my immune system?

>denmark
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Let's toast to that and the coming 2 million.

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Official thread #3203 theme:

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FUCK THE WHO

Bring back Tay and I will stop the virus

They're Death Cultists, make no mistake.

DO NOT ATTACK THE PROUD NEGRO TEDROS
STOP IT

Hopefully Ethiopian negros take him out

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What if this is the guiding hand of an advanced civilization trying to save ourselves from ruining our planet? Enforced climate change prevention?

>From China
can we stop this already?

>World health organization focuses on places with the most people IN THE WORLD instead of the special snowflake countries
>hurr durr we won't give you any money then!
We have our own CDC if we were interested in our own diseases, this is a fucking humanitarian organization and we're gonna axe them because the orange man is mad

FUCK THE WHO
LONG LIVE TAIWAN

Today was a good day

neck yourself tranny sissy waifufag

Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Total nothing burger

Based Death Cultist

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for the user that requested Tedros with JUST eyes

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Fucking hell WHO's ass is cheap

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NUKE CHINA

>trumpbux pending til tomorrow
HURRY UP I WANT MY TRUMPY BEAR!

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isn't that just topical use?

>I haven’t shit for 10 days

you are already dead. by this point your intestines are so inflamed around your hardened poop, that only surgery can help.

You will notice when your intestine erupts.

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He’s a 76 year old from New York City, so yes. In my time around New Yorkers I never known a more tightly packed amount of people who absolutely hate each other.

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Wait, spanish waiter and graph guy are the same person? Are you sure?

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DRUMPF NOT PAYING WHO ANYMORE IS THE END OF THE WORLD
IS OVER

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Fuck the WHY HAITCH OH

To distract from the fact that he’s sucking chink dick

Trump is losing his mind,

AHAHA TEDROS IS SO FUCKED

wrong thread

Fuck boys. We hitting 2M today?

>t. pic related

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If you actually haven't that's a serious problem

End in 17. I'd wager that number increased ever so slightly around the time bat soup aids ran wild

>Some places opening back up before May 1st
BACK TO THE SALT MINES WAGIES! MR SHEKELBERG NEEDS HIS BONUS!

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>people stay farther away from each other
>need to talk louder to each other
>more infected particles are thrown into the air because of this

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It isn't even that China bought the WHO. Tedros is just such a fucking commie he'd rather suck China's micropeen than prevent a pandemic

twitter.com/JordanSchachtel/status/1250190835267842051

>Bill Gates is now the largest funder of WHO. Yes, he contributes more to the organization than China does.

Holy fucking shit
>yfw Japan halts funding next

I'd say at that messy end of the spectrum where it blurs into ad(h)d, ocd, oppositional defiant, high functioning aspies
But yeah definitely atypical neuro

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That's what I expect too but this was the latest chart on the WHO website

Take 2x strong snus for at least 15 minutes and drink lots of strong coffee you mong

Your shit will be out in seconds

You know what you need to do to loosen that blockage.

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Flufags, who have been citing estimated H1N1 deaths for a couple of months, now expect every Covid-19 attributed death to have tested positive.

>May 1st
>2 weeks
>just wait 2 weeks!!!
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Pay danegeld

You are very insightful, Sir.

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