/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3202

>tfw no mommywife to quarantine with
its not fair bros

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REMINDER
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They're undercounting

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>China lied
Yeah I'm sure the US is telling the truth about all of this. The US government has never done anything remotely unethical before.

>The number of coronavirus-related deaths in New York City has surged past 10,000 as city officials started to include people presumed to have died of COVID-19. New York City's health department said Tuesday that it is classifying as "probable" COVID-19 deaths those victims who did not have a positive COVID-19 laboratory test, but whose death certificate lists COVID-19 or equivalent as the cause of death. Using that classification, an additional 3,778 people have died of COVID-19 in New York City, with 6,589 people as confirmed victims.

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Also rate my PrEP boyssssss for the 2million

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No one sees red and green.

Don't worry, you'll find your mommyʷᶦᶠᵉ soon!

OH NO
NOT ME
WE NEVER LOST CONTROL
YOU'RE FACE TO FACE

WITH THE MAN W.H.O. SOLD THE WORLD

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She never left user. Still murdering chinks in thousands. Don't let CCP fule you

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WHERE IS THE GOD FORSAKEN WAITER?!

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Have you seen videos from China recently? They are testing everyone,even started hunting niggers in guanzhou and forced tested them all. 111 were ingected

So they're basically using Spain as the model for how many people die when restrictions are lifted, just like they used Italy to model an uncontrolled first outbreak?

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>Wuhan vids are finally popping up
>second wave is actually happening

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Fuck the CCP for not letting us watch.

You’ve been posting that same picture for weeks. How much of it has spoiled already?

Guys, can we just go outside already? I'm pretty sure things will go back to normal. It's just a cough.

He will recieve the Nobel piece prize just so you know.

Could you imagine being a nigger in China?

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We all will, one day

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okay frens, how much kill is Sweden on a scale from 1 - 10?

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>Pre-NYC 3000 death update is still at 2200+ US deaths

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Smallpox was just a rash bro

don't worry user she never left

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Been eating really healthy these days during lockdown

Just made a perfect poo, not too hard, not too soft, no mess, just did what it had to do

Have I arrived at the end game of self improvement?

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This is common in that part of the world. A lot of people there hate niggers.

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Who do you guys follow on JewTube for SARS-CoV-2 informative content?

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Bill Mitchell

Off by one. The chinks just played a sleight of hand by pretending its all in control and now its the evil west that re-infected them. I bet many leaders are thinking how to justify glassing the chinks to the dummies.

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Coronavirus Central

Dont forget half the population wants to get back to work.

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congratulations on your 'Glückswurst' - I really like that German term for a perfect shit that doesn't need wiping

what about purple and gold
>t.colorblind mode

Logan Paul

>111 were infected
Yeah and this highly infectious virus definetely didn't spread to other chinks and china reports almost no new cases

Digits and this is over in 2 weeks.

Post your diet bro. Ever since the outbreak I've been slow cooking all my food and basically just sticking to /prep/ diet, super healthy.

Project Zyphr

all according to plan

Digits and Canada collapses in 2 weeks

CNN

Its gonna be a shitshow when other states start doing the same as NY and actually count deaths

Yes, its under control now.

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Why BNO numbers different than WorldOMeters?

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Digits and america collapses in 2 weeks.

1 week

it is eternal !

Digits and we’re already dead

Im not sure about The t-cell suicide bomber theory. It kinda makes sence when it comes to reinfection, causes temporary aids and would explain why inital viral load can fuck others worse then some,
But it does not explain the extremely long incubation peroid, a virus has to infect a cell or it cant replicate and cant do shit

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how often do you contact your doc to tell them you've recovered

1 DAY

NOW

digits and we all die

12 HOURS

MALE WIFE ;)

Way off, burger!

if China's insane quarantine couldn't fully contain her, we are well and truly fucked

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only /cvg/

FUCK I KNEW IT

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politico.com/news/2020/04/14/coronavirus-case-hits-fema-command-center-186467
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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I didn't have enough time to say goodbye.

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don't spoil the doomy fun - also, check the other countries, it's nowhere near 73%

Peak Prosperity and Molymeme.

CHECKED, GG LADS

BASED

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AHHHHHHHH

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Virus is a nothingburger I went outside and nobody even coughed

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY LEAFERINOOOOOOO

Chinklabsafety.webm is 99.99% what happened here, especially when they already had at least 2 SARS escapes.

The US most likely knew what was going on in December, but Trump is an idiot and wouldn't have listened. Your intel would have known too, but Boris.

Check

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>Now
>Canada still somewhat stands
Not strong enough, already disproven

Worldometers do tend to lag behind press releases and the like. BNO probably just updates quicker

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I NEED TO ERASE MY POR

China reports New cases you just dont follow chinese news. It not like you wake up in the morning and think - its time to read chinese media and news. No. You only read about china when western media reports some bad things or fake news about them.

Day of the Rake is finally here

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How often do you contact your doc and tell them you're dead?

Recovered and death numbers are heavily based on hospitalizations, as deaths and recoveries outside of the hospitals are not as easy to document.

i'd like to see this!

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Dun be scared...

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Jacksonville, Florida I still a war zone. Over 500 blacks have been shot for breaking curfew and are evacuating to north Florida near Callahan. Just saw group of blacks running down the streets with roman candles and people began shooting them. National Guard just tore through and shredded them wow this is sad.

OH FUGG

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>Looks at current day Canada
No, I think I was right

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>it's nothing
>China beat the virus

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Breakfast
>Oatmeal with some apple in it and cinnamon powder
>Scrambled eggs with chives
>A yoghurt

Lunch
>Rye bread with salmon

Dinner
>Pasta with meat sauce (made from scratch ->onions, carrots, celery, meat, squash, tomatoes)
>Spinach and Green Beens after the pasta

Supplements:
>Zinc/Selenium pill with vitamins A/C/B/E in it
>D3 vitamin pill

What is yours pole bro?

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Dude I think I just got the Rona. Getting dry coughs and starting to feel sensitive to the humidity in the air. That Polska bastard just doomed all of us leafs D:

I thought corpse transmission was a thing from the beginning

Ay wey! El Canadio is kill!

The CCP's world conquest is underwater, pretending to be supporting Africa and migrating local humans to China as a cheap labor force. Because of this, Guangzhou is home to a large number of Africans who live in a poor working environment with their speech monitored.
Apparently, the virus seems to be widespread in Guangzhou, and the oppression of local Africans seems to be intensifying.

We're in the 12 Bats timeline

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Fuck yeah. It's time to leave this clown world behind

Turn on CNN, Trump just started coughing and was rushed off stage. its happening!

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

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Boomers need to go. Let corona-chan do her work.

Check. Winter has come, no more leafs

Even better when you realise it's still the first wave..

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Pics? Video?

Why did the Johns Hopkins map stop displaying the number of recovered in each country?

I don't understand why the US government hasn't closed off that entire state yet.

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Absolutely based

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No one recovers. You only bide your time.

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China should just send them back to africa. Fuck, i love being on pol, in my liberal space i have to keep my mouth shut.

Niggers shot by the NG just flew over my house

If only

Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Total nothing burger

Where's my diarrhea check!

this thing is mixed with AIDS

it doesn't go away.

Swede bros, are you okay over there?

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John hopkins accepts large sums of money from china. Also their counter is constantly wrong by tens of thousands. I know it sounds like some schizo shit, but be cautious of anything coming out of academia right now.

That's based.

Mine's very similar except I eat my oatmeal with bananas and little bit of raw oats, and eat rice with veggies more often than pasta (although I do make my meat sauce for pasta from scratch just like you).
My gf also makes some banana/pear/spinach smoothie every now and then, which is our favourite refreshment to have with dinner. Makes squeezing all the vitamins in a bit easier.

90% sure im infected
Had every syntom minus fever for 2-3 weeks. The chest discomfort is still lingering a month later. Im functional and 90% normal, but if i get reinfected/acrivated or she starts choking me out, ill sooner an hero in the comfort of my home then dying on a ventilator while nurses dance on tick tok

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coconuts kill 150 a year. Fake stats. Fake post. Fake bot. nothing poster.

because nobody tracks it

Because what's recovered at this stage?

We don't have a clear consensus, nor do we know if the reactivation is a minority thing or something everyone that survives lives with.

Most of those are nigger so... based?

if this whole herd immunity fiasco isn't pushing Swedes over the edge to retake their government, seriously nothing will and we should forget about them.

Also, as Sweden is the only country that does the herd immunity strategy, that basically means Swedes might be banned from traveling worldwide

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BRAZIL REPORTS 204 DEATHS AND 1839 NEW CASES IN THE PAST 24 HOURS
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>BRAZIL REPORTS 204 DEATHS AND 1839 NEW CASES IN THE PAST 24 HOURS
BRAZIL REPORTS 204 DEATHS AND 1839 NEW CASES IN THE PAST 24 HOURS
>BRAZIL REPORTS 204 DEATHS AND 1839 NEW CASES IN THE PAST 24 HOURS
BRAZIL REPORTS 204 DEATHS AND 1839 NEW CASES IN THE PAST 24 HOURS
>BRAZIL REPORTS 204 DEATHS AND 1839 NEW CASES IN THE PAST 24 HOURS
BRAZIL REPORTS 204 DEATHS AND 1839 NEW CASES IN THE PAST 24 HOURS
>BRAZIL REPORTS 204 DEATHS AND 1839 NEW CASES IN THE PAST 24 HOURS

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Guys look. Someone took the bait

>pic related
nigga, I'm in a telegram chat that posts news about this shit from all over the world and the fact that I always see stuff like pic related how all of china has about 100 cases a day "which were all imported" while at the same time reading shit that only a small community IN china also has over 100 which apparently didn't spread to thousands of others is complete bullshit

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I still feel the genetic coconutting of my great great grandfather. Remember the 100,000!

I take full responsibility for selling all of Canada to a plague goddess

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Goddamit, I'm just waiting the 2M, let's get on with it already

Checked, rip Canada.

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fuck that cringe. hope hes dead

FUCK YOUR MACACO PRESIDENT, MACACOS

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Makes me sad, desu. I wish their men wake up and go full crusade.

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Checked
We all gonna get a mommy wife soon

there was definitely some weird shit early on with naming Taiwain iirc

sauce

>nigga
Cringe. Didn't read the rest of your post. Fuck off shitskin.

Based

The coronavirus causes permanent lung damage even if you recover the first time. So if you ever get it a second time you are waaaaaaaay more likely to die from it. Be safe bro. And yeah better than an hero than die from suffocation.

Hell yeah

If there are no brakes, does a lockdown count as inclement weather?