Germany couldn't singlehandedly destroy USA in a week

>Germany couldn't singlehandedly destroy USA in a week
TOP KEK AMERICAN PIG SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Germans are ITCHING for a war with USA. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of American soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY American pig shit they see. When Germany's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it

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Jesus Hans stop with the cope already, its just embarrassing.

Imagine Germany using real guns instead of broomsticks in WW2. We'd all speak German by now

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I wouldn’t mind getting invaded and butt raped by a German. Just don’t please get the Turks to do your dirty ass work.

would love to see you try.
we'd take your women as slaves, and vivisect the rest of you.
and enjoy every minute of it.

Is that because you've won in so many wars against us, so far?

OP

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We have nukes you dumb faggot.

nukes aren't real retard

Next time we help the Russians move west rather than save these cucks.

>nuking your own territory
mutts would never be this stupid

Probabaly just their Mage Division in training.

Day of the broom burgers ,hans will swoop you off the map

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fuck off achmed

It was probably a very dry run of squad level exercises. I’ve seen this kinda stuff done as hip-pocket training because the armorers aren’t around.

Is this nigger serious?

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Weak bait.

Haha you think we didnt already install hydrogen bombs under our national infrastructure just to spite you faggots in case hell froze over and an invading army touched US soil?
You do realize who you're dealing with right?

This thread posted to see division.
No more brother wars

Stealing our pasta now, Hanz? We love that one, it's tasty as fuck.

You already did. Entire eastern Bloc went to them thanks to you. And you let them rape and pillage the western part too.

Yeah, because that worked so well the last two times.

Stop using german proxies you chink.

>Broom

How old are you user?

>what is nevada

just start buying oil from Iran in euros. problem soled. Also just stop using imf.

I used dummy rifles when going through basic for most of my training. They can’t shoot and neither can a broom so I don’t know what the big deal is

Yo this is Young Hitler.
aka
LIL BROOM STICK

>itt: newfags

We're joking, we're laughing about krauts but we forgot that they have restrictions to arm their Armed Forces as much as they want because of WW2 shit yet they have better quality tech and armament than the Mutts and also the Not So United But Still Slaves of Israel are armed by German companies, for example if Krauts from Rheinmetall wouldn't be, the Mutt 1 Abrams would have a gun of only 100mm not 120mm as it is now.

what was the first country this pasta started with? norway?

Nice VPN leaf

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Tiawan numba wan!

Sad cope. The United States could frankly invade Germany from Germany at this point.

>be me
>read post
>check flag
>visible confusion

I missed this pasta. Thanks, kraut.

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Yes, I went from smiling to frowning when I saw your kike dick sucking flag posting it.

Stop using German proxies Amerimutts

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duurrrrrr that's what i mean. go ahead and throw a tantrum here, after you have nothing to go back to but a dead wasteland lets see how you deal with patriot-driven insurgency

How’s Kunduz looking?

You stole this from the Norwegian.

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I like this Germany more than the current one. Y'all have been a tranny stroodle for two decades.

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lived in germany for 25 years running my mouth the entire time how i am american and therefor superior.

NOT ONE GERMAN

had the balls to punch me in the kisser. all the fights i had where with Turks, Kurds, Russians and other gremlins.

You are the definition of a cuck.

Go get arrested for your illegal opinion you disgusting disappointment to your father

Speaking off, when is the Norwegian user posting a portion thread again? He does it every full moon.

Further west. Like Parisopol and Londongrad while we make Canada into some states. No one would miss Germany or any of the European countries as long as the Russians keep what’s left of the architectural integrity.