/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3200

sauce argibro?

>schools open here next week
>americans have to get microchip implants funded by bill gates
were fucked

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C'mon dig the article.
Don't have a memory of seeing such info from them WHO niggers

Yeah, they also said theres no human to human transmission, masks do nothing and chinas numbers are legit. They lost all credibility when dr. Negros didnt declare a pandemic before it was too late

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Are P2 European filters good enough?

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What did they mean by this

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LA County update

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>Select all images with traffic lights
>click verify once there are none left

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>>americans have to get microchip implants funded by bill gates
source?

If uncle H was still around we would be ok :(

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COVID-19 originated in the USA, not China. I ask you this. If China is truly origin, how do you explain why China is back to normal life but USA is number 1 cases in the world and still suffering? I think you know the one who is the real liar.

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>inb4 boop poster

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Nothingburger confirmed

I heard they will decide tomorrow about schools but I wouldn't be fucking surprised. People underestimate the situation, governments think it's just a flu and not a fuckingly lethal cute airborne reinfecting HIV fucking your immune system and killing T-cells. People are fucking retarded.

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We need you to make all infected and recently deceased into zombies, Corona-chan!

should be.Get p3 is possible tho

$880 fine for roller blading while Justin crosses provinces for easter vacation to visit his chink aids ridden wife

globalnews.ca/news/681056/coronavirus-oakville-ontario-rollarblading-fine/
globalnews.ca/news/6815936/coronavirus-justin-trudeau-andrew-scheer-easter-travel/

I TOLD ON YOU JUSTIN TAKE THAT

Does anyone else feel like they were just flash banged?
I can't see and my ears are ringing

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Based. Hopefully LA gets wiped out before the cascadia autonomous region gains independence

Burgers are going really hard for a new record in daily deaths.

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Let's just assume the best every chance we get and hope it works out?

HUGGZIES

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Ironic that your pic states the coronavirus originated in Wuhan.

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Kind of, but I just smelt something really weird. Had a spicy kind of heat to it. Anyone else smell that?

I cant do much user but i hope you stay fine

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Memeflag Chang

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>source?
It's proprietary. Bill Gates never shares his source.

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>If China is truly origin, how do you explain why China is back to normal life
because it was a biowarfare attack on america.

ID2020, or look into Gates and his decade of vaccines with the goal of having everyone vaccinated globally

still only around 1% of the world is or has been infected by corona.

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I'm an user in LA, is it realistic to say that things will get really bad here? I'm genuinely curious and since im twisted, i want this. We deserve it.

Some shitty music and 50rmb for you sir
youtube.com/watch?v=NjXOpSk_GVQ

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>that bulge
win-win situation. Even their men can be your gf.

Someone better assassinate that fuckwit. First he sells out to china, and now he starts acting like the rules dont apply to him. What a fucking asshole

GO TO THE BATHROOM THERE IS POOP COMING OUT

HOLY FUCK YELLOWSTONE JUST ERUPTED
I REPEAT, YELLOWSTONE JUST ERUPTED

RIGHT NOWNew York City increased its death toll by more than 3,700 victims, sending its number of virus deaths above 10,000. Officials said they were now including people who had never tested positive but were presumed to have died of it.

>China 82,249 (3,341)
When will Xi and the CCP be tried for crimes against humanity?

TL;DR
>guy knows people in WHO, predicted this entire course of events perfectly in late January
>Basically lays out exactly how it's gone so far, nothingburger with fries
>UNLESS
>the virus gets out of control in Brazil, and mutates there
The governor of Rio de Janeiro has just tested positive for COVID
thestar.com.my/news/world/2020/04/15/rio-de-janeiro-governor-tests-positive-for-coronavirus

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>over 2000 burger deaths today
IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING

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basado Corona-chan

Cuomo is desperate to stay relevant

You reminded me

>"Hmm...38.1°C...please step out of that car for a second, citizen."

What do?

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archive.nothingburger.today/Videos/Hospitals_and_Qurantine/USA NY - 20200328 - JZ9VuEktT2Y.webm

it already started mutating , 1 out of 4 deaths are below 60 without anything to complicate the virus, but who knows? Not like we have the best healthcare to tell us stuff

But the virus is having a free pass over here so...

LA RIOTS 2: ELECTRIC BOGALOO WHEN?

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>the world is overpopulated
>here, take this vaccine to save your life bro
Hmmmmmm

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We're performing pretty well. for now. I really, really want to go to a nice biergarten asap

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>Pick up that can

HAHAHAHAO HO NO NONO NO NONHO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO NO NO O NO NOAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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SAUCE

>no 2 million yet
Darn

rollin' for Sophie reactivation

arina hashimoto

fucking nothingburger... things are going back to normal already.

>Mountyposting this hard