/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3198

Anyone else excited for the german case spike next tuesday

Ah fuck, don't remind me
Though I doubt it'll spike on that day already, give it 2 weeks

I know, it sucks. I doubt we'll see 17k cases before the clocks are reset.

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last I heard it survives up to 24 days at 4°C I think, so in the freezer it may as well be kept alive indefinitely

Checked, now explain. Why a spike?

/cvg/,

Imagine she invites you over to her house to try some TaStY BAT SOUP that she cooked especially just for you.

What do you do?

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I personally would leave it in sunlight for 1-2 hours a day for a couple days before throwing it in freezer, but that's just my OCD

Freezing doesn't help. It makes it live longer.
Heat around 136 starts to kill it, 150 farenheit does a good job. More heat is faster kill.

2 million soon boys

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run her over and pay the fine.

Easter weekend, passover, and not enforcing the law when refugees are breaking it. Germany will stay closed

lame it wont reach 2M tonight
you niggers promised me and didnt deliver

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Been crying a lot the past few nights.
I'm so scared. I don't want to die!

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Nice, stay comfy user...fags here in south Florida are starting to reach their limits as well. People will refuse to go along with this come May.

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WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL THEY MAKE A VACCINE?

Getting those post weekend numbers dripping in finally.

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Why should it?

>1 million had 50.000 dead
>2 million have 125.000 dead

so instead of 50.000 new, it's now 75.000 new deads r-right?

how and why?

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nth for you are all wonderful people and I hope you're doing well.

>NYC official says morgues are full

>nurses dance on tiktok
>empty hospitals
>but morgues are full
Alright, we need a guy with a camera to check out morgues, better even - coffins.

Lads
Are we fucked?

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I called Wednesday last week, it's like everyone forgets weekend numbers are low

With all the germs that could spread at casinos I wouldn't have been surprised if it was real

Yes

corona keeps people sick,chernobyl explodes again and war starts in asia
how fucked are you in this scenario?

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Reply with "all hail almighty corona-chan" to boost her power and allow her to infect Yellowstone, causing a virus eruption that will bless the entire globe

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Thats ok

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>get a disinfectant wipe
>it's dry
>the entire bottle is dry
>last one
>no store will have them stocked forever
I'm just going to kill myself when I get symptoms fuck this shit.

It isnt just a new 1 mil to die, it's also the mil before. Like how 1% of 100 is 1, but 1% of 300 is 3. 300 had the original 100, plus a new 200

>chernobyl explodes again
I'm more fucked than not

>I don't want to die!
You won't die.
But many jobs will be lost.

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pathetic

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You have millions of bodies to go through, you will be fine.

Confirmed, UK coronavirus strain has NO SURVIVORS. I repeat NO SURVIVORS, 100% MORTALITY RATE

Literally nobody in the UK has lived after catching the coronavirus.
With
Just
One
Exception

You stay comfy too fren, never forget what we learned from early /cvg/
We are unironically immune to propaganda

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>Recovered: N/A
Yes. This is the most accurate stat for how many people is recovered.

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I SAY NOTHING YOU SAY...

DeathAtHome

The only coordinated response needed requires turning China into glass.

Hey OP, no matter how many reports of dead young people you keep digging up, it doesn't change the fact that the average age of death is seventy fucking five, ie hardly a dent in global longevity rates

These threads are a classic microcosm of Yas Forums's skewered fixation on the worst of everything. In the end all you've done is help turn a real nothingburger into a happening with your shrill, girly catastrophising

Is this a black thing?

They're going to rush the first vaccine out and force the entire public to get it with a microchip. It's either going to be completely ineffective, or cause ADE and get us all killed faster, either way they got to chip the entire populace so that's neat.

>+118 dead in Canada

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emergency cutie for my struggling frens

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Based

How will nothingburgers cope when they are choking to death on the ventilators?
>only 0.5% mortality....

Part of the first batch of a million finally croaked, as far as I remember you sit in critical condition for weeks before dying (or "recover")

You sound gay as fuck.
How old are you? 90? Or maybe 5?
Get a grip.

I thought Ukrainians had +8 radiation resistance

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>NOTHING
WRONG WITH ME

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>how old are you? 4 years? 5 years?

Based I don't want to die satania poster.

Aren't they opening school next week?

shit you're right... makes perfectly sense.

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kys retard
where do you think you are

Shit happens, you could get sick with anything else.

and this is with dead at home and nursing facilities being written off in many countries

*BOING*

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NEVER GONNA HAPPEN, JACK. THE CURVE IS ALREADY BEING FLATTENED. EVERYTHING WILL BE BACK TO NORMAL IN EARLY MAY. NICE TRY, DEMONRATS!

the absolute state of happeningfags

heh

Just because you can't die from it doesn't mean i want to get it, just like i won't probably die from getting stabbed with a knife doesn't mean i don't mind getting stabbed

It's more than just "how many people died today", this is a disease that has the potential to kill you or leave permanent damage, it is highly infectious and has the entire world on lockdown with no plans other than slowly lifting the quarantines and hope the population doesn't get infected, some scientists are even claiming that the virus is something we'll have to learn to live with

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>the newfag outed himself

Awww that's the sweetest nothingburger shill ever. Thanks Bruce.

I'm drinking hard liquor right now. Still just angry at our politicians. Can't get myself to fear something as gay as disease.

This argentina dude is a bot and a glowfag and posts mass hysteria bullshit about this nothingburger virus

This pleases Mr. Bones

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>+8
>88
confirmed by sus himself

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Yes never forget this, also remember most burgers can't even afford to go to a hospital when they had a job, you would be foolish to think people are going to get tested while waiting for $1200 (with rent past due and other bills)

NOT ENOUGH DEAD OF THOSE LIBERAL FAGGOTS....

Yo /cvg/, who here hates niggers, kikes, chinks and muslims? Also, death to mentally ill tranny faggots

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>that the virus is something we'll have to learn to live with
till they find a vaccine i hope

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>no boop poster

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this. please nuke those motherfuckers off of the map. they have caused far too much trouble for the world to bare any longer.

what kind of demon lord do i need to sacrifice to in order to marry the midna

STOP LAUGHING AT ME WHORES

why're there 4 holes? people dont have 4 eyes

>cant die from it
user...i...
Its 100% over several months

Commenting from the last thread, Louisiana had its largest spike in new deaths today (which is yesterday, really), and if you look at the chart, it had its largest spike in new cases (and its peak) 12 days ago. It's like clockwork.

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>chernobyl explodes again
There's nothing to explode, it's just that if the fires reach the reactor the smoke will become extremely radioctive and and the entire continent of Europe may end up drenched in radiation.

Who /receivedtrumpbux/ here?

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(Inhales) still has that newfag smell

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Not finally decided yet.

It's ok user. I have been having nightmares of being put on a ventilator.

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What is field of view

freezing doesn't help, keeps it alive longer

Wash your packaging in bleach-water solution, leave to dry and freeze - and cook thoroughly before eating

Same goes for any groceries - plus if you can keeping things aside for a week in quarantine before putting with the rest of your food

thats spider man user

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Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Total nothing burger

Not me, though a lot of my frens have

how did bojo do it

it does say G7, not G8

>vaccine
Wont happen because vaccine causes ADE

so that you can see 360

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>kys

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Me but its pending til the tomorrow.
>MFW
How am I suppose to buy my heroin and vape juice?!

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They don't breathe, they ain't thots.

Welcome back bong. How's life?

Wash your face and don’t touch your hands, stay safe user

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stay safe user

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Than don't. What is death gona do? Kill you?

Is russia still out of the g7?

Reminder that this pandemic is particularly difficult for trannies who can't get treatment. With your thoughts and prayers we hope they may one day join the 40%.

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When does this fucking lockdown end? Goddamn I'm if this means I miss summer I am going to be so pissed.

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at that point make your dick nuclear powered

You too fren

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viruses

are

biological nanomachines

freezing will not kill it because you cannot kill something that is not living, you need to so something that molecularly fucks with protein structures, and freezing will just preserve it

>catching death
hes not NGMI

Um, use water to make them wet?

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Fuck off newfag go back to ifunny

already is

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Awww, don't worry Satania-user, it'll be ok, don't be scared

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>see 360 and walk away

All hail almighty Corona-Chan

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Frens I am so sad, my dad tested positive. What do I do now?

>"wow I had no idea you were trans"

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Insensitive jerk!

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here we go

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This is exactly what we need, fuck the chinks

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Oh god... LOOK AT THOSE KNEES

IM GOING TO
COOM

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Whatever chemicals are in them have evaporated. I may as well wipe things down with a wet paper towel.

T-The economy is literally just corporations though, there hasn't been "small business" (your gook smoke shop and pajeet gas station aren't small business, they're fucking middlemen) ever since Walmart appeared in multiple places in every stste

ironic unironic satanism still sends you to hell forever

DEAD SVEN BOUNCE

Can't you get to a shelter somehow? Or are those closed down also?

based

Swedes decided to wait to die until after Easter. how polite.

I'm so excited!
tentacles at 2 mil
>tentacles at 2 mil
tentacles at 2 mil
>tentacles at 2 mil

>projects 400 less deaths than reported
>apparently dropping to under 100 deaths in 4 days time
>zero cases by May 1st

These are the models the Trump team are basing their decisions on

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I've seen there's a decent recovery rate in Switzerland, how is he feeling tho?

I had to get the fuck out of New Orleans.

The parish (county) I am currently in had 4 new cases today. Four. There are about 200K people here. The per capita rate of confirmed infections is round about 1/1000, which is considerably less than New Orleans, which is like 1/68. Hopefully I didn't bring it with me . . .

We all do. Why do you think we are cheering on a mass murdering disease?

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