/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3197

It was never a meme. I have no idea what our lead scientists have been doing but it's been embarrassing. There was an user speaking about the ADE since day one.

*GLOMPS*

...hey. :3

How are you doing??

It looks like you need some hugs! ^ω^

Like this!

*Huggles* (＾▽＾(＾▽＾*)

How have you been??

I hope you are happy! ȌωȌ

Because I don't want you to be sad... ;_;

*wuggles hard* ヽ(°∀°人´ヮ´)ﾉ

So please be happy and safe! ᕦ( ˘ᴗ˘ )ᕤ

Do you need anything??

-Boops your cheek, nose and tummy tum tum twice-

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youtube.com/watch?v=O-AEh9LMK-I

Corona Loves Childrens too!

The human race is fucked.

We go through this every weekend user

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Diamond princess with 3k passengers had 700 infected with a 1.3% mortality rate, all passengers were over 60. Extrapolate that to the general population where young people have less than a 0.05% chance of dying from the virus and you have a true mortality rate of around 0.3%-0.5%. Still more than the flu but pathetic nonetheless. Virus is a meme, but the economic damage isn't.

Notice how the only people left here are avatar fagging anime degenerates because literally NOTHING is happening. I feel bad for you guys.

MA'AM I WILL REPEAT MYSELF, I AM CARRYING A LOADED GUN.

Michigan is lifting the lockdown orders for all areas outside of metro detroit starting May 4th, schools outside of metro detroit will resume classes at that date too
t. knower

whitesnake?

Wait, so the 25% of people that are asymptomatic will never get fucked by ADE because they will have low antibody counts?

This shit makes no sense

In another two or three threads yeah. And I don't really want to see the new drawing, they're /d/ tier now

You doubted us?

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If your ID starts with “S” you’re safe
If your ID starts with “c” you have covid
If your ID starts with “F” you’re a faggot

We know user. It can also destroy white blood cells and cause lymphopenia
go.nature.com/2REVBEl

So how many people have you reported to the authorities for breaking social distancing rules? My state doesn't have an online form, but I live near a busy street and can take pictures of people getting way too close to eachother when passing on the sidewalk. Stay safe out there.

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These are truly the last days

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I pray to Corona-chan to destroy this world.

>/cvg/ was right once again
we were literally talking about this since the start

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Old news

I don't care, now hug me!

Betting it's a gamble if we're none of these?

WAVE TWO
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Last days are canceled bitch

/cvg/,

Imagine she invites you over to her house to try some TaStY BAT SOUP that she cooked especially just for you.

What do you do?

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Nice work NJ, keep pumping those numbers 2 million today!!!

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Only 20k to go!

It's also suggestive of a general stronger immune response and the hyperactive immune state we see in severe illness.

>rich and healthy boomers on a cruise shit are representative of general population
Kys faggot.

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Wave one never ended

Safe

doomerchads WW@?

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Exactly like you said, govern here is retarded is bullshiting thet are hiding numbers and even making hartder to test, to begin with we have really a low amount of test kits to use, from a research i saw we test only 260 people in 1 million, italy does 14k yet we are at the numbers you see...

Its been a few years and more than ever i reafirm to myself, we have become a failure as species throwed away our intelligence and instead we mold people that are not able to ever truly think for themselves,they cant ever think that their beliefs are wrong...our doomfall is to forgot the path of real progress.. the path of wisdom and knowledge

the article came out on 9.april

Why would anyone think you can't get a virus twice? Do other viruses work like that?

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Stop making me feel special.

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Too bad

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>x
Okay schizo.

I'd ask why did the chink steal Ben Affleck's soul?

depends, in michigan outside of metro detroit there's next to no cases
state even gave authorization to the big hospitals outside of detroit to start tearing down the emergency beds and planning elective surgeries for when things open back up

Yacht rock mix user

what does this mean user?

It was posted here as soon as it came out

guys I really need a hug but can't have one because corona. seriously I'm lonely and sad

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Should I go to work tomorrow?

>rich and healthy

Also I literally stated that they weren't representative of the general population, but if you extend that 1.3% mortality rate on that controlled environment of the cruise ship and extrapolate that to the general population of all age ranges the mortality rate would be significantly lowered.

18% of them were asymptomatic, they are the ones that are supposed to die to the virus and barely any did kek.

Kill yourself.

can someone translate this article to layman terms? but still, try to explain as much as possible please

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Is there a perfect woman like this?

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Only if you plan on shooting the place up.

We just had a two-hour Hall & Oates marathon, and I already did some stuff by Phil Collins.

The entire world is going to burn and it is fucking amazing. They are STILL downplaying how seriously fucked we are. Should have known they would not tell us shit when it all goes down.

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>oldfags are fucked
fixed

Hey lil donnie

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>DUDE A 100k people dead WORLDWIDE this is SO FRIKKIN MUCH the end and the death numbers are estimated too low so it could even be TWICE as much

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Covid-19 causes a really strong immune response and fucks up your body's regulation of the immune system.

>ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7143200/

Convalescent plasma containing neutralizing antibodies has been used to treat a small number of patients with severe disease, and preliminary results show clinical improvement in 5 of 5 critically ill patients with COVID-19 who developed ARDS8. High-throughput platforms, such as the large-scale single-cell RNA sequencing of B cells (enriched for B cells that produce antibodies directed at the SARS-CoV-2 spike glycoprotein) from patients who are convalescent, have allowed the identification of SARS-CoV-2-specific neutralizing antibodies."

Disgusting

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>They carry rabies, you know?

Mike McDonald, the man has soul.

humans are the disease and corona is the cure
prove me wrong

How much till 2 million

basically how vaccines work
>get beat down virus
>immune system learns how to fight it
>some day later
>real virus comes
>your immue system already knows how to beat it

How can I help to speed this process up?

This is a friendly reminder it causes myocarditis and attacks the heart

jamanetwork.com/journals/jamacardiology/fullarticle/2763845

Anyone got France + UK + NYC Numbers?

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Can we burn the who already

The world will be inherited by alcoholics

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tfw when only latex wearing women survive in the world

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so in practical terms, does it have any implication regarding reinfection and eventual second more deadly course?

You do know the main issue with this virus is that it overwhelms healthcare systems thus increasing chances of death when it reaches a point they cant stick up a tune up your ass to save you?

Can someone make this meme but with "The plague never ends" instead?

Also its both Reinfection and reactivation

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have sex incel

Did we reach the peak yet or we just being retarded?

YO

Mask doesn’t do you any good without a cartridge. Ffs

WHOA MAMA LOOK AT THAT BELLY

>19k to go
>Only America can hit it now
DON'T LET THE FLAME DIE OUT

Outlaw country. Waylon Jennings etc. Tales from the Tour Bus is a great docuseries. Just no fake ass willie Nelson.

Yeah, but if ADE is indeed the case here, then getting a vaccine would make the virus even deadlier once you get it when you get a vaccine, because it uses your immune system to enchance itself

>Canada reporting 695 cases and 75 deaths since yesterday
Looks like we're going up, sweet.

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But that hasn't happened and likely will never happen. New York isn't overwhelmed, they make tik tok videos daily because they aren't busy. It's a fucking meme.

What does Bill Gates have to do with corona?

Of course they do.
No one knows how long your antibodies will last but from research on the SARS 2003 sometimes the antibodies lasted as long as 2 years.
Once you lose these antibodies though, you can become infected again. And yes, infected with the exact some virus. Only repeated fought off infections of the same virus may give you immunity aka the t-cells that stay for life. Obviously you get life immunity to some viruses after only 1 infection but that's not the case with corona viruses usually.

The difference was that it was only suspected until now.

I'm still struggling to accept that I'm the idiot who suggested pregnancy

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That would be pretty good.

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I'm in

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Get out of here with that gross shit you spainigger

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Won't happen? Haven't you seen what happened to Italy? The denial is strong in you.

thank you based florida for wwe and ufc.
also fuck all americans we are the worst collection of "people" in human history

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it could be worse
you could have been a futafag

BIGGER

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what's she going to look like at a billion?

Probably the first peak but they are going to open everything up too quickly to try to salvage the economy. I'm just kinda waiting for Thursday to see the unemployment numbers.

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Goddamn user why? Bring back the Goddess Coronachan not that disaster

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I may not have suggested it, but he did that, too.

Scratch that 1217 new cases and 118 deaths.

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Thank God you did. My dick is ready for the 2 million

this is really good lmao...so fucking true

have sex

he made it
or rather his institution and who is also his organisation

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You're based.

here

Help this brainlet here with easier words

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Psychistric nurse m26
Getting tested for corona tomorrow morning. Wish me luck lads.

Yeah and? The average age in italy is 75, no shit they had a bad outbreak, but I'm talking about the rest of the world that isn't filled with geriatric patients. Everywhere else is fine. Italy is a joke.

How was it a meme? There are plenty of smarter people than me on here who know their stuff and they pointed out the known knowns and the known unknowns
>but what are the unknown unknowns?

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I'm still looking forward to what that drawfag's gonna post

do you know how many tests

whoooopsie something went wrong
here

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IT WAS A JOKE
THERE WAS A "DECIDE WHAT CORONA-CHAN DOES NEXT" BEFORE ONE MILLION AND I REPLIED "Pregnancy for the shits and giggles" AND I GOT A FUCKING 222

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>UK death toll 50% higher than what has been reported

lol...

cnbc.com/2020/04/14/uk-coronavirus-death-toll-could-be-much-higher-than-official-data-ons.html

The question is, who's the daddy?

Just skip to baby new strain with mommy milkers body restored!

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1% of NY is infected, and Cuomo is manipulating statistics by telling net statistics instead of raw statistics. NY is done for

F# A#

BIGGER

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+Peru, evening update from Spain, a few other places.
We're gonna make it.

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She'll have dozens of children, each one dedicated to a specific fetish. Peak coomerism.

>Everywhere else is fine
The USA is not fine

Anons, need some advice.
>25, f, married 3 years.
>I'm the primary breadwinner
>Husband has been acting wild past two days, can't leave because coronavirus
>Broke our TV
>Broke dishes
>Threw away my mushrooms (I collect them for tea)
>Stomped on a project I was working on (taking apart PSU in said broken TV, want to make a laser microscope with other broken electronics)
>Unplugged computer while I was running an nmap scan (been working on it for days, interrupted the script).

Unironically autistic, I don't understand what's happening.

我反对 Wǒ fǎnduì 不同意 Bù tóngyì Disagree 人格崇拜 Réngé chóngbài Personality Cult 1984 年 1984 Nián 动物农场 Dòngwù nóngchǎng 皇帝的梦想 Huángdì de mèngxiǎng The emperor's dream 我的皇帝 Wǒ de huángdì My Emperor 皇帝 Huángdì 称帝 Chēng dì Proclaim oneself emperor 皇帝元年 Huángdì yuán nián First year of an emperor's reign 奴隶制 Núlì zhì Slavery 不要脸 Bùyào liǎn Shameless 移民 Yímín Emigrate 无能的尺子 Wúnéng de chǐzi Incapable ruler 登基 Dēngjī Ascend the throne 敦促权力人物正式占领王位 Dūncù quánlì rénwù zhèngshì zhànlǐng wángwèi Urge a power figure to formally seize the throne 换火车 Huàn huǒchē Change Trains 逆流而上 Nìliú ér shàng 大河,大海 Dàhé, dàhǎi 统治世界 Tǒngzhì shí jiè Rule the world 古往今来 Gǔwǎngjīnlái Throughout the ages 修改法律 Xiūgǎi fǎlǜ Change the law 年号 Reign title Nián hào 普遍庆祝 Pǔbiàn qìngzhù 中国皇帝股票 Zhōngguó huángdì gǔpiào Chinese emperor stock 黄袍 Huáng páo Yellow gown 卷起袖子 Juǎn qǐ xiùzi Roll up sleeves 董事长,终身控制 Dǒngshì zhǎng, zhōngshēn kòngzhì Chairman, lifelong control 习泽东 Xízédōng Xi Zedong 恢复权威 Huīfù quánwēi Recover one's authority 美丽新世界 Měilì xīn shìjiè Brave New World 歪颈树 Wāi jǐng shù 历史的车轮 Lìshǐ de chēlún The wheel of history 我愿意一生都吃素 Wǒ yuànyì yīshēng dōu chīsù 反对清,恢复明 Fǎnduì qīng, huīfù míng Oppose Qing, restore Ming 重返大清之梦Chóng fǎn dà qīng zhī mèng Dream of Returning to the Great Qing 从天上来的伟人 从天上来的伟人 Cóng tiān shànglái de wěirén Great men sent from heaven 皇帝万岁 Huángdì wànsuì Long live the emperor 对于生命系统 Duìyú shēngmìng xìtǒng 终身 Zhōngshēn 几千年来 Jǐ qiān nián lái 不朽 Bùxiǔ ñ Ñ

But you are special.

youtube.com/watch?v=hwg73ICPOnY

Thing are getting really fucky with that guy. Yesterday threads were being deleted about Marina Abramovic and that Microsoft commercial where she was touted as Worlds Best Artist.

BIGAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>The WWE is a white supremacist company
How the fuck do they even jump to those conclusions

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your white blood cells

Bill Gates hasn't made a single fucking thing in his miserable fraudulent life except piles of money from stealing other people's ideas.

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Yeah, no big knees.

I think I remember hearing that people were not producing anti-bodies or only low levels of antibodies for this. Is that true? I'm not a medfag and honestly the whole way viruses work is kinda confusing, I've just been following current events this whole time and hoping other anons were reading the research papers

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I'm safe.

Its crazy I can't believe there are parts of new york that might not have as many patients its almost like not all of new york state is in the city thats crazy.

Good luck, user

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So its 100% fatal then
>die
Or
>survives and get temporary anti-bodies that will trigger ADE
>die

hopefully she births a cute loli strain at 5 million

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That's not right at all...
You need a different stain of virus where immunity wouldn't kill the virus correctly.
ADE is using the fact that the anti bodies are not killing succesfully.

BIG KNEE GANG REPORT IN

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That's a controlled environment where during a quarantine, each person on the ship had their vital signs taken a few times a day and they each had multiple tests for the virus
At the slightest sign of an issue the passengers were then treated by the healthcare system of one of the world's finest countries

Despite this, 12 out of 711 people died. (1.7% CFR)
And nearly 3 months later 10 people are still in intensive care

How many people will normally have this gold star treatment?

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roll

>Pink ID
Huh. Maybe.
Just throw a brick at him, that usually works.