It has been a whole month since Zoomers were let out of school because of this Chinesevirus. Post how these Zoomers have changed your life for the better, or worse.
>Neighborhood streets full of Elementary-aged Zoomers yelping and screaming around.
>Dozens of bikes lining up the streets.
>Chic Fil A drive thru's stretch at least 3 miles.
>Home Depot loaded with boomers pissed they can't go to their wielding/auto repair/landscaping jobs.
>Niggers on the street coofing and making more people sick.
It has been a whole month since Zoomers were let out of school because of this Chinesevirus...
Michael Smith
Colton Morris
For me? They've ruined Insurgency Sandstorm by flooding the servers and playing the game like it's fortnite or something
>attempted quick-scoping
>playing as females
>running around in the open
>prone? what's that?
I hate them
Luke Gray
>sexual emergencies dissipated
>loads of sexual now available on grinder and tinder
>profit
Colton Williams
>started streaming on Twitch because I was bored
>a bunch of zoomies watch me for some reason
>some of them treat me like a god
>reached affiliate within a couple weeks
>now zoomies are throwing money at me to play Pokemon with them
it's fucking great, thank you based zoomers for giving me your money.
David Reed
A zoomer told me I had a "cute pupper" when i was taking my dog for a walk the other day. That's pretty much been my only interaction with one.
Dylan Cox
>little brother is 15
>first day he's off school he says he's bored
>tease him by saying "now you have all the time you want to play fortnite"
>goes off on a huge rant about how no one plays fortnite anymore and fortnite is for boomers
>leave him alone for the most part
>2 weeks later
>walk downstairs in the morning
>mom and dad are waiting, they are pissed off at me
>they say they cannot believe what I did, call me "despicable", etc
>wtf are they talking about
>dad went down to the basement for the first time in a while and found a spot on the floor that's covered in dried up cum
>little brother told them he saw me go into the basement a lot lately
>little shit
>I go down there to see and it's literally a huge spot on the floor with dried cum
>must have been jerking off in the basement 3 times a day
>they won't believe it was him, make me clean it up
Hudson Price
They flooded just about every board and turned them into a shitshow
Jeremiah Cooper
hahahaha holy shit that sucks but your brother is based
Caleb Perez
>Omegle wins
Hudson Cook
>mom found the cum carpet