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Frens I have done something terrible...

I fell back into smoking da weed for the past 2 months.
Howmany times is it allowed to get back to Jesus?
Does he really wait when you take detour?
I am quitting again today.


Also how high does getting a little danked rank on the sinners list?
I suppose its not as bad as being a chronic wanker. Atleast in my eyes.

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OP here, i have an extra 21st chromosome if that matters.

First you have to start with the Judeo-Christian belief that there is a magic apple that gives one instant god-like knowledge when swallowed. The apples actually have magic apple power but are also cursed by the magical Jew-god called the Yahwah. You believe that Adam and Eve ate the Genesis fruit thus awakening the wrath of the Yahwah. Then the Jew-god formed an implacable grudge against humankind which could only finally be expiated by a human sacrifice. Then the Yahwah went on to literally breed with a Jewess because he was experiencing an irresistible messiah breeding desire after seeing this girl he wanted to rape. Then a magical Jewish Mashiach was born that later would become a rabbi and would actually be used as the very human sacrifice that the Yahwah had been waiting for in the first place because of the stolen apple! These are the Biblical Judeo-Christian beliefs that will help you construct a Biblical Judeo-Christian worldview.

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Actually, Jesus looked like this.

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Hail, user.
Weed-smoking Orthodox bro reporting.

It isn't a sin, especially if it's legal/decriminalized where you are.
Christianity isn't puritanical.

Christ will always accept us back with love if we repent, no matter how many times. To struggle up the hill with our own Cross is ugly, and we are weak, fallen creatures. As long as one picks themselves back up after they are fallen and continues to march up the hill with their Cross - the Lord accepts us. He loves you user, and you are most near to Him when you struggle.

The fast ends Saturday night. Among many other things, I've given up weed. Saturday night I'm going to have weed ready to go. After much prayer and prostrations giving thanks to the Lord for seeing me through the fast, I'm going to get super high.

...also, for context, I have extreme brain and nerve damage and psychological/psychiatric issues and smoke weed medicinally, so my situation and yours I understand likely is not a 1:1 ratio...but still. The only reason smoking weed would even be a sin is if it's a crime where you are, as disobeying civil authorities (crime) is a sin.

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>> the law
yeah clearlyou have have brain damages.

What about the verse that says to be sober minded?

Genesis 1:29
Fuck off with this shit thread

This is shill detector. I'm doing a shill check on this post as I see him pretty frequently with his Kekistani flag trying to slander Jesus Christ.
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Smoking weed medicinally is fine but using it for fun is considered pharmakeia which Jesus specifically forbid.

I don't don't understand what you mean, OP; we are to obey civil authorities. The Greek word for sin, amartia, means “to miss the mark.” As Christians, the “mark” or “target” for which we “aim” is a Christ-like life, one lived to the best of our ability in line with the teachings, precepts, and commandments of God.

Do you feel that's a Commandment?
Are we then to abstain from alcohol, caffeine, and all other drugs? All the time? The Lord's first miracle He performed in the New Testament was to turn water into wine at a wedding. When priests bless homes, they'll often take a shot of vodka with the owner of the home. What do you think happens when there are 10 or 15 homes to be blessed in a row? Again, I reiterate - Christianity isn't puritanical; that's modern era Protestant garbage and Protestantism is part of the synagogue of Satan with the kikes.

Pharmakeia is using entheogens for magical/sorcerous ends, like taking LSD or smoking DMT for spiritual insight.

>worshiping a kike on a stick
You are weak

jesus is a character in a book.
smoke or don't smoke.
its up to YOU.

so if the law says gay marriage is fine in a country. You think its fine men fuck butt of other men? suddenly it is not a sin because the (((law))) says its not sin?

Depends. Are you addicted, or using it occasionally? Similar to drinking. It's the over indulgence and dependency that's the problem.

That’s forbidden? I was thinking about doing ayahuasca one day but I’m technically Mormon and trying hard to get right with the Lord so I don’t get cast into outer darkness. I better shelve that one.

Marijuana might give legal rights to demonic and unclean spiritual entities to enter you.

I used to smoke tons of weed, but I don't touch it anymore, used so much it opened up the third eye and I could see spirits at times.

>8Be sober-minded and alert. Your adversary the devil prowls around like a roaring lion, seeking someone to devour.

One day I prayed alot, and after I was done I was completly red skinned, and sweating like I got a out of a shower. I think demons related to years of weed smoking got thrown out.

Finally, a girl made a testimony, she was smoking weed and put on gospel music, and she saw a dark demon fly out from the joint, into the lightbulb and the lightbulb exploded and electricity disappear. Pharmakeia means witchcraft apperently.

>Not taking LSD or smoking DMT for spiritual insight

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Is smoking weed in breach of the 10 commandments? Is it included in the seven cardinal sins? Answer yourself.

Of course not. I really think you're just trying to be right, here.

What defines a sin isn't *only* the decrees of civil authorities, it is *also* the decrees of civil authorities. That it is to say, the Commandments of the Lord told us what we are to do - and part of what we are to do is respect civil authorities. If civil authorities say something is a crime that was not spoken about by the Lord, we are to *also* abide by the law given to us by the civil authority *in addition* to the Commandments of our Lord.

It's not even remotely reasonable to think I'm suggesting fag-sex is okay in fag-countries. You're being silly, obstinate and dumb/assholish, or you're not terrific with English.

How does smoking dope glorify God?

This is what you can expect from a demented ortholarp

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I'm not using it at all right now because of the fast. I've chosen to abstain from it because while I use it medicinally, I'd be a liar if I said I didn't also enjoy it. During non-fasting periods, I smoke it everyday, very responsibly. My spiritual father is very aware.

Yes.
It's good that you're trying to get right with the Lord, user; I'd suggest part of that is going to be ditching Mormonism, which is wholesale blasphemy.

> How does smoking dope glorify the Lord
How does having a beer glorify the Lord?
Get real, user.

A dog will return to its own vomit.

You never believed in God our Lord and Creator, the most exalted. I can see right through you. Also, I think you are possessed by Satan.

Begone Satan.

The first thing you should do is stop being a Mormon.

Are you assuming that I drink alcohol?

smoking weed isn't a sin, it's mot bad karma, but it will be if you overdo it and it starts to affect your body in a degenerative matter. Jesus loves you and he never lets go of you. But you have to make an effort to better yourself. God dislikes slackers

It’s weed. I can’t even tell if you’re serious.

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