PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - TOO EASY EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
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@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
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armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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trumpwall.construction/

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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/14/20
c-span.org/video/?471195-1/
youtu.be/S7_wPl7DgS0
>TrumpTweet: Pres Trump Corona-chan Response 4/13/20
pic.twitter.com/6fEymjTjUM
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/13/20
c-span.org/video/?471160-1/
youtu.be/_XBmxj2mKjM
>Veterans For Trump: Online Battle Brief 4/13/20
youtu.be/0-iPlxQ9YCg
>EnSec Brouillette on Bloomberg 4/13/20
youtu.be/iR6CyiWt2pc
>EnSec Brouillette on FBN 4/13/20
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>CDCDir Redfield on F&F 4/13/20
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>CDCDir Redfield on TODAY 4/13/20
youtu.be/5rNFHKF5UeU
>NIAIDDir Fauci on WashJournal 4/13/20
c-span.org/video/?471125-1/
>Trump2020LegalAdviser Dhillon on Ingraham 4/13/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6149190613001
>Trump2020PrinDepCommsDir Perrine on OAN 4/13/20
youtu.be/Np4-q-9QHpI
>Pentagon Press Brief (DoDCIO Deasy/C4Dir&JSCIO AFLtGen Shwedo) 4/13/20
dvidshub.net/video/747226/
>WHVideo: FLotUS Melania Message for Children 4/13/20
youtu.be/ea-0ZnyVqPc
>TrumpTweet: Happy Easter 4/12/20
pic.twitter.com/UX5Bhm82H2
youtu.be/h0i6jDQCOEs
>FLotUS Melania Reads Easter Story "The Little Rabbit" 4/12/20
youtu.be/vLicACGbFX0
>Faith in America - Part 2 4/12/20
youtu.be/WbePOGFgzEs

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MAGA

When are we gonna do like the Germans just did and rebel against the tyrants locking us down?

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WHEN YOU FIGHT YOUR ENEMIES THEY WIN

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MAGA

>What happens if people dont engage?
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>"Mutiny On The Bounty"
what the fug did he mean by this?

EASIEST
REELECTION
SINCE
REAGAN

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THE NEEDS OF THE MANY OUTWEIGHT THE NEEDS OF THE FEW

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>i will not engage him
>ignore the past 2 weeks of me engaging him

Trump right now:

youtube.com/watch?v=8jytEvJKrY4

Please declare the American empire kthxbye

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MAGA

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I NEVER BAD MOUTHED TRUMP AND I NEVER GO AGAINST WHAT HE SAYS

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>MAGA
Clownery price is already 24,500 lives

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>but wisconsin supreme court race!
>Wisconsin governor banned window visits
Yeah, Joe is fucked.

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NEW

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1250088893766078470

Trump is going to keep this going as well as the "expedited deportaions"

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Trump takes all 50, screenshot this

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I'd take either

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It's a movie you uncultured fuck

FUCKING BRING IT CUOMO YOU LITTLE BITCH
>ABE LINCOLN MODE ACTIVATED
>CIVIL WAR ENGAGED

GTFO. Did he really say this?

Before
>We don't have a President! We have a king. We have a dictator in chief.

Now
>We don't have a king. We have a President.

I swear, these ((people's)) opinions change with the tide.

>we have devolved so far that there aren’t even explanations anymore, only “Blumpf is fucked” with the 200th poll showing Biden up

>START NEW GAME

>PICK A ERA

>2020, 2ND AMERICAN CIVIL WAR

>LOADING....
youtube.com/watch?v=7D2pXWRvYl8

>The SARS outbreak has a variable death rate of about a little over 2% to 6% of all cases
SARS had a CFR of around 10%. all indications show that this virus is at least 2 or 3x as deadly. then there's the fact that reinfection is even deadlier than the first time. with a death rate this high and no chance of immunity among "survivors", we're looking at an extinction level event.

we don't use titles here in 'merica. give him a military rank. commander trump is better

Probably greenland too as they will vote to join the winning team

twitter.com/BarackObama/status/1250088269502709762

President Obama's endorsement of Joe. Trump is done in November.

GREENLAND IS RIGHTFUL AMERICAN SNOW

I hope they prepared another video for today's briefing.

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Oh no no no.

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He's talking about Apollo 13 now & comparing it to testing

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After Trump wins again, will all the anti-Trumpers and shills be gone?
What could they possibly say then, he gonna be impeached again?

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I do not believe that states have the ability to form extranational coalitions to conduct interstate or international regulations, so just try to enforce it.

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i wish we'd just declare something, another month and a half of this is awful
wish we'd just stop pussyfooting and decide if we're gonna collapse or go back to business or w/e already

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>if we could get a spaceship back from the moon, I should be able to track your phone

>I dont know why the President wants to pick a fight
>i wont engage in a fight
>we have to get past politics
>I have cooperated with him this whole time
>I'm not sure why anyone wants to be divisive at this time

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How? People take the dems side

lol you are a retard

They also adapted the movie into a book.

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WHY THE FUCK DOES MEXICANS FROM MEXICO HAVE POLICIA HARASSING WHITE WOMEN AT AMERICAN PARKS!?!?!!?!?!??!? THIS WETBACK TERRORISTS MUST BE DEPORTED!!!!! FOR OUR WOMEN?!!!!!!!

This SARS outbreak is, in all likelihood, more infectious than the last outbreak but substantially less fatal, perhaps less than a third.

>fuck this country
as if that's supposed to mean anything? liberals have been saying that since the 60s but every election year try to pretend like they care about it all over again, until they lose and their true colors show again

These Marina Abramovich, Satanist, Wiccan, Illuiniti bunch. What's their stance on Islam?

PICK A SIDE


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Holy shit he looks old as fuck.

i dont think there is a group of people i hate more than redditors

GOVERNOR GOVERNOR GOVERNOR GOVERNOR GOVERNOR GOVERNOR

> Den Platz vor der Volksbühne erreichten allerdings nur wenige Teilnehmer*innen. 180 Polizist*innen riegelten die Zugänge ab und versuchten über mehr als zwei Stunden, die sich an verschiedenen Orten bildenden Menschenansammlungen zu zerstreuen. Unter Buh-Rufen führten sie mehrere Demonstrant*innen ab. Eine kleine Gasse neben dem Kino Babylon wurde zum Wartebereich für 80 festgesetzte Personen.
Jesus, that *innen bullshit is cancer.

GOVERNOR
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Beat me to it bong ... mericans

King Trump has a nice ring to it. Emperor Trump would sound even better.

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Damn right, as is Canada we just need to kick those maple slurping marxists out

the shills might actually kill themselves at that point

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We can only hope, user. It would make their chances for House seats even lower if they peach him again.

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I
DECLARE
AFFECTION FOR MAGANONS
Gov plans look to expire some time in May but Trumo could CAPTAIN THIS SHIP and cause NYC to collectively lose their shit

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OH NO NO NO
I'M DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO VOTE FOR TRUMP NOW AFTER HE GAVE ME SOME MORE MONEY TODAY.

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>there's the fact that reinfection is even deadlier than the first time. with a death rate this high and no chance of immunity among "survivors", we're looking at an extinction level event.
top fucking kek now you're just going full retard bait

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Chris Hayes is a goon.

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DRUMPF IS NOT A KING
BUT I WONT FIGHT HIM

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The Video Out Of Shadows
doesn't show fake news
it shows how a political machine creates the
fake news
what if we encourage Chris Cuomo to quit CNN and right a book telling the truth of the media bull shit, he doesn't have to turn into a Trump supporter, just expose the democratic deep state fake news generator

CNN’s Chris Cuomo Admits: ‘I Don’t Like What I Do … Hyper-Partisanship Isn’t Worth My Time Anymore’
newspunch.com/cnns-chris-cuomo-admits-dont-like-what-i-do-hyperpartisanship-isnt-worth-my-time/

>California, Washington, and Oregon creating a pact and refusing to open anything until at least the end of the year
I'm not sure how economically leveling your own (perma-D) states is going to help but ok.

I hope he means the mel gibson version.

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>only potus to get impeached multiple times
uh, hello? based department? yeah, you're gunna want to hear this.

Greenland is owned by Denmark retard

even cuomo isnt enough of a boomer to understand trump's movie references.

POST YFW THE START OF THE CIVIL WAR

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>i dont think there is a group of people i hate more than redditors
I can think of a group of people I hate more than redditors.

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What do they do with the siezed drugs

Obama brought up how he and Joe managed the H1N1 and Ebola epidemics and how they prevented that from destroying us economically.

This points to a contrast against Trump for November. Trump is done.

They're seceding without vote.

awoo?

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Hey I have that projector


It kinda sucks

I'm definitely ridin with Biden now!

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knee in bending position already!

Holy shit, leaf, that's brilliant. MAGA masks when? I will buy five of them!

If they don't open soon how many pajeets will loose their work visas?

>CT joins NY

NOT ON MY WATCH

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Literally no one cares about spirit cooking lmao.
Its not 2016

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media must be seething. he was supposed to be their champion? BTFO

anybody else listening to coumo now?
he needs to shut up about the him and Trump drama and get to some facts about what's going on

They legally cannot do that.

>AWOOing in an AWOO thread

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> as a former trump supporter

it's not really that, the media INSISTS in making them fight, hell his brother was literally pushing him to say something bad about trump during an interview they had, he just won't.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Wow sherlock over here sure cracked the code. Only took four and a half months of reports to figure it out.

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Trump tossed a grenade in the room with those tweets. Press is rabid.

It's our land chang, you will all be deported south of the Panama canal

>Only NYC will secede
>Upstate NY will invade
>CT will be annexed by the New England states to create a superstate for the US and as an Ally

Its starting, Jew England has your back, America.

Lol super typical lefty post. Bitterness, contempt, hatred, disgust, fear, all covered with a thin layer of pseudointellectualism

Is he implying Trump has dementia?

The Constitution doesn't have an asterisk next to the 1st, 4th, and 5th Amendments that says (*not valid during plague) either but all the courts have kept ruling that orders arresting you if you leave your house are fine.

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Zero New Coronavirus Cases In New York, NBC News Says

thegatewaypundit.com/2020/04/zero-new-coronavirus-cases-new-york-nbc-news-says/

I'M BROKE!

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Nope. The economy is in tatters and Trump stands no chance.

>anybody else listening to coumo now?
Why would I?

it's being pushed on my trending page, as well as sex workers/simps calling everyone an incel and a bunch of people hating on random dudes for saying that some girl on TV is hot

21 million deaths and counting

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ITS OVER DRUMPF

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>poll no one knows existed.

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pls trump I wont fight you. i dont have two nickels to rub together

That's the big thing - give us ventilators, because they get reimbursed by the Feds more for those coded deaths.
Dems shitty governing is being covered up and trying to plug holes in their budgets.

German english mix , Tyrone ..you can have that giant ice cube

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Trump is just so fucked. He's gone. He can not fight a bad economy. The economy is bad

How do the left plan on holding out during a civil war if they have no troops

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God Emperor Trump.

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Trump is just so fucked. He's gone. He can not fight a bad economy. The economy is bad

The shillbot is broken.

I've been out of the loop for awhile. Now that the U.S. is getting fucked by coronavirus is Trump even going to keep that "Keep America Great" slogan?

Personally I thought pic-related was a better slogan but either way they don't really work too well in these current times. What should Trump's new slogan be?

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>New England will break off due to NY


This is it, the end of New England.
I DECLARE CHRIS THE FIRST PRESIDENT

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>none of them were going to get sick and die if Trump had done "something"

>The International Monetary Fund on Tuesday forecast that the global economy would recover partially next year from the “Great Lockdown” of 2020, but the economists at the international financial institution didn’t sound entirely convinced.
>“Much worse growth outcomes are possible and maybe even likely,” said Gita Gopinath, the IMF’s top economist, with the Tuesday release.

>The IMF said the U.S. economy would shrink 5.9% this year, the steepest drop since the financial crisis.That’s 7.2 percentage points lower than the group’s prediction for 2020 offered at the beginning of the year. This would be followed by a 4.7% rebound in 2021. The gain in 2021 is 3.1 percentage points higher than the earlier forecast.

>China’s growth rate this year would be the lowest since 1976, according to Macrotrends. The IMF has forecast 6% growth this year for the Asian giant.

>And there are more pessimistic scenarios. For instance, if the pandemic lasts into 2021, it could reduce the level of global GDP by 8% compared with the baseline, she added.

buy buy buy books on how to cook flesh

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>. i dont have two nickels to rub together
sell some shit on ebay

Why do boomers follow this Reptilian?

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Im sure with your fine pedegree you will welcome a chance to leave the frozen north and accept out travel arrangements to Africa where you are free to spread love and peace

The economy exists as much as ppl are employed. As soon as this is stopped those jobs simply return, so how can a rival campaign on an economy rising from a problem? How can the ysay "we would do better"? It can't, it's actually quite brilliant how it has worked out. A stagnant economy could be attacked by a rival campaign, they can say "well we can do this, or this", a rising economy has nor questions being asked.

>GEP gun? sounds like something pistolchads wouldn't know about

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>YOU PICK THE GRANDMOTHER WHO WILL DIE WITHOUT A VENTILATOR
>A FEDERALLY-ISSUED QUARANTINE WOULD BE A DECLARATION OF WAR ON THE STATES
>HOW DARE TRUMP (CORRECTLY) QUESTION MY VENTILATOR DEMAND

Cuomo really thinks everyone will forget that shit?

Obama brought up how he and Joe managed the H1N1 and Ebola epidemics and how they prevented that from destroying us economically.

This points to a contrast against Trump for November. Trump is done.