Now that unemployment in the USA pays $3,600/month what’s your excuse for working?

Why would I voluntarily take a 56.37% paycut?

Have you ever gotten out of bed, skipped the dick touchy thing, and went straight to a cold shower, healthy breakfast, and into a productive job? Nothing like it.

Absolute faggot.

You are what needs to be culled in this nation.

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That’s my take home pay every two weeks, and I do less than 5 hours of work per week but am paid for 40.

>reheating McDonalds trash
>"cooking"
Take up a hobby or go to Yas Forums meetups. Much better ways of making friends.

Sounds comfy. No meetings? No deadlines? What industry?

Why go to prison when you can get paid to be free? Sure, it’s not enough to buy a flashy car or live in a big house, but it’s more than enough to start a homestead with a tradwife in a beautiful rural area.

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Fuck off commie

Two arguments I saw when yang was running
>Why work if the government gives you money not too???
Suddenly nobody says that
>Won’t your cost of living just increase proportional to all the new money you have????
No reply. Also please don’t you me boomer with your ‘akshually’ shit. Free money doesn’t exist,unless you get it right?

>I can’t wait to spend the majority of my waking hours being a slave for someone else’s profit! My life is so devoid of interest and meaning that I can’t enjoy myself without having someone give me orders to follow.

I cannot begin to express how bad I feel for you right now, friend.

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You're literally retarded if you think the government will let you do all that. What happens when they tell you you'll have to give up your guns to continue receiving your paycheck? What order won't you put up with?

based

How does one do this as a leaf? That's like 60k canadabucks a year

So many SEETHING wagecux in this thread. I've been enjoying my trumpbux, my neetbux, and the extension the feds are providing so I can have a 7 month paid vacation. Just got finished lifting, think I'll go read in the beautiful 70 degree weather on my porch while the rest of the clowns go to work scanning barcodes for tyrone.

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$40,000yr wouldn't even cover my property/school/town/garbage/water taxes. That's why. What kind of loser things this is a lot of money? McDonald's franchise managers make $100,000 where I live.

I don’t plan on being on the government dole forever, but right now, with all the extra Coronabucks in the unemployment pipeline, it makes more sense to not work than to be a slave.

I figure I’ll suck on the government tit for about 2 years while I build up my property and then go back to being "productive" when the recession is over.

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I make more than that, but even if I didn't I'm not a fucking retard who doesn't understand basic economics.

> I'm better than you because I pay more taxes and my cost of living is higher

I don't, I quit my job. I'm not even sure I care about the stress of going after unemployment with all the other people clogging up the phone lines.

I started gardening, playing bass guitar, and learning Japanese. I'll do Doordash or Uber Eats if I need some money.

>birds aren't free because they spend WEEKS gathering twigs and brambles to make nests to protect their babies, instead of sleeping on the ground.

Staggering intellect.

My taxes pay your EBT balance nigger. Yes. Without me you'd starve.

>You have to work to live
Who else is gonna work for you to live?

You don't get unemployment if you quit user...

Not sure. In the USA you can do it all online. As long as you submit applications to 2 or 3 jobs a week you can draw free money from the government for a minimum of 18-24 months.

I feel bad for them. I did a couple of interview rounds with Amazon and then just walked away when I saw what the paycheck would be. A couple more bucks an hour to break my back for 50 hours a week in a warehouse making profits for an evil billionaire who uses his money to push a leftist agenda? No thanks.

I’ll go back to the grind someday, but right now it’s so profitable to be unemployed that it just doesn’t make sense to work a job that isn’t 100% perfect.

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>stupid high local and state taxes pay for people in a different state
No.

$3,600 /mo is for poor people.

Met my wife at work. Got friends I hang out with on the weekends. Find new things I'm interested in all at work.

>cold shower
lol what kind of third-world state do you live in, slave?

Because I'm not a nigger

Good slave. If you arent a doctor your job is useless.

My wife is CLEARING, after tax around 800/week right now on unemployment. Way more than she actually makes when working. Not even counting the extra 1200 in Trump Bucks. Haha.

I don't use government assistance. I'm just not an idiot trying to paint myself as hero for being a shabbos goy. Continue paying for niggers to eat shrimp and lobster by force and thinking it makes you a better person.

You do know unemployment benefits only last 39 weeks and the additional $600 a week for only 4 months right?

Thanks for being a slave so you can pay for me to be free. I appreciate your sacrifice, brother. I bought a 4/2, 1700 sqft house on 4 acres for $135k before this all hit, so even though unemployment is a pay cut for me it’s still more than enough to pay my expenses.

Being a wage slave doesn’t protect anyone. Living paycheck to paycheck is drudgery and slow suicide for someone else’s benefit.

Bread and circus, courtesy of the hook nosed histrionic faggot, (((Caesar))).

cuz i take home $4,600 since i'm not a poorfaggot

Because I'm designated whipping boy. I don't get to apply for unemployment, and even though I'm eligible, and have already filed my taxes and received my refund, I'm sure I won't get the stimulus. Why? Because that is my lot in life. Work hard, be honest, be on time, get shit on. Not everyone has everything so easy, and I'm starting to feel like it's a little plan that everyone's in on.

there's just something about the idea of taking care of oneself or being self-sufficient or personal responsibility and accountability that I cannot get away from - it's like it's ingrained into my being.

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The serious, non-brainlet "MUH MORAL DUTY" or "IT FEELS GOOD TO WORK" answer is that:

1- The unemployment benefits aren't year round. You can only claim so much until you are no longer allowed, it's a safety net, not a replacement for a job

2- The current values are way overinflated and temporary, when it goes back to normal you won't be making enough in unemployment to live off of it, even if you DID get paid year round

3 - In nearly every state they check if you both worked last year and if you are looking for jobs now, so even if you somehow lie every week and they fail to check you, eventually it'd catch up next year as they see you aren't working at all.

And I'm sure the reason everyone cares for

4 - "Because I'm not a nigger"

sounds based to me

>how can I find new interests without being a wage slave?
Have you heard of the internet?
>how can I meet new people without being a wage slave?
Have you heard of the internet?

>he isn't stacking

Yes. Now bow entitled peasant.

I am a better person.

I work for myself, you work for someone else. Let's not pretend here.

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If you hate your boss just play on your phone doing the bare minimum. Then instead of thinking your getting screwed you can think your doing the screwing.

I do if I quit because they were breaking OSHA violations. They wanted me to clean up food and drinks without proper equipment when it wasn't on my job description.

Also, basically what happened was I filed my complaint, so my manager told me he'd talk to someone about changing my job and making it more fair. He's a nice guy, nothing against him, but I've heard that since I was 16. I'm tired of it. I'll be my own boss.

Happens to everyone worth two squirts of piss. I found this out early in life. The harder I worked the more others where allowed to slack off.
The fact that you feel the need to brag on an anonymous image board is proof that you in fact are not.

So bosses stealing other people’s surplus value is theft but it’s cool when you do it? Good job outing yourself as an unprincipled social parasite.

1- It’ll cover me for 2 years at the inflated rate. I’m using this as a sabbatical/extended vacation. Keeping my toe in by doing odd jobs and volunteering so it’ll be easy to go back when I have to.

2- I know. That’s precisely why more people should be taking advantage of the current huge spike in unemployment pay.

3- All you have to do is submit a small number of applications to jobs you’re not qualified for and then tank interviews if you accidentally get any. With so many other people unemployed right now it’s very, very easy.

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Rationalize your failure however you must. The more you post the sadder this gets.

Nah, there is no inside joke here. I thought I was poor but when I go around my neighborhood recently in light of everything going on, I found that I am in fact doing much better than the people around me. "Fake it till you make it" people look good but are not really doing as well as me. Hard work pays off in the long run. Don't listen to some shithead commie, they are people who are consumed by sheer jealousy.

The weather is nice, the sun is shining, and there isn't a communist revolution in sight.