/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3192

2M in a few hours of less.

Satanic digits claim it.
This is the last one.

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Not yet, propably tonight

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Watch out for Chinese official mistreating Africans.

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FLATTEN THE HECKIN CURVARINO 1 MILLION AMERICANS DEAD NO WORKING AND SCHOOL THIS YEAR I CAN PLAY BING BING WAHOO ALL DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MOVE NUMBERS CORONA

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SUICIDAL IMBECILE

SUCH A MESS

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Check. 2mln today

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>World shuts down
>Numbers slow down
What a twist! It's a slow burn, user. Once countries relax, it comes back and they'll tighten down again which will happen on repeat until there's a vaccine or the whole of humanity gets it and either dies or survives. There's no other way.

/cvg/,

Imagine she invites you over to her house to try some TaStY BAT SOUP that she cooked especially just for you.

What do you do?

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IT'S OKAY TO BE FAT

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Take my energy Corona Chan!

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You are at a peak of this season the moment deaths start decreasing but just remember that now its balancing time between the economy and the social distancing rules. If you fuck up and open the society too fast it might be even worse than the first "peak"

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Basic statistics guarantee that we're already going to hit that. Plus, it's already been digit'ed, see

What will it take for the world to consoder this as an act of war from China?
The US at least just needs trump to lose a child or something to act.

Sweden has shown us the way. Do the adult, reasonable thing and go about your business.

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This was fucking nothing. I'm so demoralized. The rest of my life will be as a slave, a wage slave to the elite in exchange for crumbs. I see no way out of this reality. What the fuck is the point of living

Remember to report the "american" chink shill for ironic shitposting so jannies clean it up and to not reply to him so he doesn't earn any social credit points.

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We just had holidays user. Normal weekend is a speed bump, Easter is an even bigger on

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"The Outsider"

Help me if you can
It's just that this, this is not the way I'm wired
So could you please,

Help me understand why
You've given in to all these
Reckless dark desires

You're lying to yourself again
Suicidal imbecile
Think about it, you're pounding on the fault line
What'll it take to get it through to you precious
I'm over this. Why do you wanna throw it away like this?
Such a mess.

Why would I want to watch you,
Disconnect and self destruct one bullet at a time?
What's your rush now, everyone will have his day to die

Medicated, drama queen, picture perfect, numb belligerence
Narcissistic, drama queen, craving fame and all its decadence

Lying through your teeth again
Suicidal imbecile
Think about it, you're pounding on the fault line
What'll it take to get it through to you precious
Go with this, why do you wanna throw it away like this
Such a mess.

Why would I wanna watch you...
Disconnect and self destruct one bullet at a time?
What's your rush now, everyone will have his day to die

They were right about you
They were right about you

Lying to my face again
Suicidal imbecile
Think about, you're pounding on the fault line
What'll it take to get it through to you precious
I'm over this. Why do you wanna throw it away like this
Such a mess, over this, over this!

Disconnect and self destruct, one bullet at a time
What's your hurry, everyone will have his day to die
If you choose to pull the trigger, should your drama prove sincere,
Do it somewhere far away from here

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archive.org/details/pdfy-tNG7MjZUicS-wiJb/page/n27/mode/2up
From "Until we get everyone in the world vaccinated we cant go back to normal."
Near 3:41 youtube.com/watch?v=5oEcxMfwJnw
From Lookup about Hyperledger, the distributed opensourced system the we will use to govern all this.
Lookup about noncrystalline tattoo that can reprogram vaccines, courtesy of Charles Lieber.
Lookup gavi.org and technet-21.org all prepared already for the distribution to 70+ worst country (3/4 or world population).
hyperledger.org/testimonials/moscow-exchange

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Shit...I cant believe this is merely a prelude to something much worse. How am I supposed to live if I need to get a chip implanted inside me?

I dont wanna die a virgin man

>998

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Make your own business. Start small, if your idea and business is good, it will grow, if not, it will die (as it should).
Or do you expect to magically be your own boss?

OH NO
NOT ME
WE NEVER LOST CONTROL
YOU'RE FACE TO FACE

WITH THE MAN W.H.O. SOLD THE WORLD

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almost

So basically if I am under 30 not a fat ass and with great immunity (havent had a flu in years) I should be worried only about my own immunity eating from the inside.

Great

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MFW Jay Dyer was right all along

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/cvg/ peaked a long time ago.
Seriously each /cvg/ thread following the adventures of Coronachan and her pals from the Wuhan Institute of Virology as they infect the respiratory tracts of another country has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the repetitive OP links, the generals’ only consistency has been its feverish doom-mongering and misleading use of statistical projections, all to make a happening seem to happen, to make the burger seem to have meat.

Perhaps the die was cast when Bill Gates vetoed the idea of Frank Plummer incorporating real HIV elements into design of the virus; he made sure the virus would never be mistaken for an actual threat that meant anything to anybody - just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for his ID2020 scheme. The Great Big Coronavirus Scare might be primarily anti-East-Asian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-happening in its refusal of wonder, excitement and real thrills. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thanks to the wind going out of Coronachan's sails, they no longer have to.

>J...just wait two more weeks bro

"No!" The lung damage is trifling; the neurological effects non-existent. As I read /cvg/, I noticed that every time asymptomatic infection leading to acquired herd immunity was mentioned, a poster would instantly reply with "ADE".

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that abbreviation was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. The /cvg/ poster's mind is so governed by cliches and stale speculations that he has no other mode of thought. Later I saw a frantic, feverish video about /cvg/ by none other than Steve Lookner. He said something to the effect of, "I'm seeing reports of PERMANENT NEUROLOGICAL DAMAGE from Covid-19." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you post on /cvg/ you are, in fact, suffering permanent brain damage.

post you predictions for the second wave
> here's mine
> we get even more deaths per day three months from now due to random outbreaks quickly filling hospitals
> impossible to track the spreaders since they don't have any specific travel history
> and that's only official stats
> latin america, india, africa get fucked

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I think this is even worse than +5 social credit points army. Those are just deranges faggots spaming FOR FREE

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I don't think I am smart enough to have my own business, I've got no novel ideas

We'll stop talking about Corona-chan when she leaves the earth.
Put a seatbelt

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>Virus might spread through banknotes
Quick, hand this guy a PhD and a couple of nobel prizes

This is a great time to change up your life. Get a grip and start working on your own way.

Also drop the nihilism.
That helps a lot

>final
this only the beginning

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In other words the shit downs are pointless.

ITS NOT A CHIP, body will reject chip
its a vaccine that respond/emit infra red

Dead or not, depends on your health...no guarantee, but if you "heal", you might see this performed...slowly, might take 1 or 2 years. So...stay alive for another year or two.

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SCIENCE NIGGERS ARE WORKING TIRELESSLY AROUND THE CLOCK TO COME UP WITH A CURE FOR THIS TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE DISEASE. REMEMBER TO STAY INSIDE AND TRUST THE PLAN.

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I suppose the US would have to have definite proof that it was deliberately released. If it's a containment fuckup, it would be hard to use that as a cassi belli. Still, I would imagine a new cold war will be a reality, and the West and the World in general would see the CCP as a real and genuine threat. The least I'd expect would be for Western firms to move key manufacturing back home.

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>to make the burger seem to have meat.

I prefer burgers with corona

Can't wait til be open the US back up for business. This shit has been nothing overall. Total old and fat people killer

Who is Jay Dyer ?

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Does Corona-chan have a Nemesis?
Batman/Joker

She can do it

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>few countries start opening
>after two weeks number of cases jumps significantly
>they close down agein
>we will never realy know how fucked 3rd world is. Expect wbms like those from Ecuador to pop up more and more

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Rooollling for above & beyond 6Million™ sooner than later!

I have been watching Psycho Pass recently and made me think, what if in next years the world becames like the wolrd in anime series, but with coronavirus level detectors instead of "stress" detectors to arrest or kill people? Mostly now they want to put vaccine/chips on us.

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>mutates somewhere in third world
>new strain spreads without hope for containment
>virus changes so much that most of the vaccines dont even work on it

Fake post from the fake media!

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Theme for every /cvg/ thread:
youtube.com/watch?v=jN_SxiP6RZ0

The population has greatly decreased
So the odds are greatly increased
That one day I'll get a chance
To kiss your lips
Each night I thank the Lord
For the apocalypse

People are mostly disfigured and dead
But I won't let it go to my head
My mama's face has run down to the dirt
But I'm still chasing chitterlings, whiskey, and skirt

I meant to set your world on fire
Didn't mean to set the world on fire
I let the cities burn
And we're all alone, I've come to grips
Each night I thank the Lord
For the apocalypse

The population has greatly decreased
So the odds are greatly increased
That one day I'll get a chance
To kiss your lips
Each night I thank the Lord
For the apocalypse

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Human-chan.
Corona-chan wants to eradicate humans for Earth-chan. She's the cure.

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I think I spend too much time here, I've become incredibly jaded

How can I restart? Quick rundown of stats

>28 y/o burger
>only make ~300-500/week right now working PT, back in uni to finish my bachelors in business administration
>28k 401k, 140 oz. silver, 0.8 BTC 1000 LINK 8 ETH 12 LTC
>5k USD
>25k in debt between school and car
>have real estate license, done nothing with it
>gf of 2.5 years, she wants to get a house together. She's my saving grace

I just can't find a purpose or direction. How can I discover what makes me tick? I feel entirely doomerpilled by a life of wage slavery

uh oh! someone’s upset! is your Nothing burger actually...a REAL BURGER???
ohnonononononono

Go to You Tube and enjoy. He's literally been saying this shit for years

Majority of the world is still in wave one. Let that sink in.

>the final corona-chan
Final corona is economy fallout.
Don't mistake this happening only focusing on the fag virus.

> He doesn't know

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I miss her so much. She would've handled this far better. What could have been...

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People (includeing the Mexican government) tried to force some, but all failed

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a global Corona-Pass will also have robowaifus.
I'll sacrifap for that, user.

>2 MILLIONS TODAY
2 BILLIONS when??

No, retard. The shutdowns are necessary. They just need to be done in a serious way with NEETbux and rent/mortgage suspensions.

Reminder: there is no scientific evidence that once you recover from Corona you can get reinfected.
Herd immunity is the way until we have a vaccine.

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Even worse. It's a 1/4 FLU BURGER!

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digits and all energy sent to coronavirus is cancelled.

>I just can't find a purpose or direction.
Have a kid and you'll soon have one.

youtu.be/HahhDIeq1Ck
>survived Corona
only the beginning

putain yarien

Vaccine-chan

>Have a kid and you'll soon have one
wtf that's the worst piece of advice you could ever give lmao

HAPPENINGFAGS BTFO!!!

abc14news.com/2020/04/13/coronavirus-fatality-rate-lower-than-expected-close-to-flus-0-1/

it was a joke bro

>there is no scientific evidence you recover from Corona
Fixed

>OH MAN IF THIS TREND CONTINUES THIS COULD BE 1/3RD AS BAD AS THE SEASONAL FLU BY THE END OF SUMMER!

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You go girl!

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AAAAAAAAA

With shutdown there is yime to cure more people, without it it's too fast for doctors to handle. Even now we sit at 20% of cases ending in death, imagine what could happen if more the people who survived thanks to a ventilstor didn't have one

Ohio residents protesting live
youtube.com/watch?v=xhrzisFfuEE&feature=youtu.be&fbclid=IwAR0NTFHGn948PGquVuM993oIB2j4PmKcqmdOCTtfgdvk_tFrfHY8t83Clss

> RichieFromBoston
fuck that nothingburgeretard

I think there's a russian(?) user that drew a nurse-chan. I don't think I saved the image, or I would post it.

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Well, that's a pretty crummy situation you've found yourself in. I'd say your best bet is to just hunker down until this blows over, but afterwards, here's some advice.
Start every day with a smile. Not a forced one that hurts and is creepy to look at, but a genuine smile. Don't just stare in the mirror and hold it. Walk outside, and make a conscious effort to retain that smile all day. It helps if you dress a bit happier, too. More colors can work wonders. Eventually, if you keep holding that smile, despite anything that might try otherwise, you'll find you don't need to work to keep it anymore. The human body is one of habits, after all. And after you keep that reflexive smile long enough, people around you will start to think you're truly happy.
And then, you'll convince yourself that you are too.

If I can't even figure out myself, what type of father would I be to force an existence in this Hell on my offspring? I'm white, I'll be giving birth to somebody who will be targeted

purge this earth from filth and degeneracy

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I WILL LEND YOU MY POWER CORONA CHAN!!! YOU CAN DO IT!!!

>estimates by The Economist
Yeah sure thing Mr Shekelstein

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HIS NAME WAS CHEN QIUSHI
HE WARNED US
DON'T FORGET HIS NAME

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You don't have to be. You can cook something, or offer some other kind of service that you think is lacking or could be improved in your area.
Start small, doesn't even have to be a registered business, and if starts going well, it will grow enough so you can replace your wageslave job.
You have to put the effort though, there is no other way around unless you have shitons of money.

Forgot picrelated, but whatever.

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But what do I do for work or to provide? Living becomes more expensive each day that passes

Riots in Ohio soon?

Hopefully your government sees it that way, think ours is too far gone

Dropping Yas Forums could be a good idea. Before you get your shit together at least. Or at least find a different board.

Also since you are asking strangers for advice online I will give you one that might be actually helpful but is actually terrible advice.

High dosage mushroom trip with somebody as a "guide". Not even spiritual guide just somebody to look after you and make sure you are not breaking some shit or hurting yourself.

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Tell that to the 460k people who recovered around the world.

LOL even Maddox came out of retirement just to BTFO all of you retarded weebs.

youtu.be/F1eAFEBiQMs

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Just carpe diem your life.

A true hero

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Awwww, are you sad because you can't go back to your cagie today? Or is it that you got fired? did you lose your jobby wobby? Poor child, that's so tragic.

Where's the rest?

communism will fucking die

Once everything starts moving again, I'd say your best bet is working PT as a waiter or something similar. Bear in mind however, you probably shouldn't take career advice from a man who got a Ph.D in Polar Geology, only to get a career in radio.

>1000 LINK
That's a make it stack, if I ever saw one.

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Ours knows that our healthcare is trash due to lsck of funding, so they rushed with lockdowns before most of Europe to prevent things from escalating

Who /TrumpBux/ here ?

>Polar Geology
That unironically sounds interesting though

lol

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