Brit/pol/ - jobsworth edition

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>Dominic Raab to announce lockdown for three more weeks
thetimes.co.uk/article/dominic-raab-to-announce-lockdown-for-3-more-weeks-j335kmbv0

>Coronavirus: One in five deaths now linked to virus
bbc.co.uk/news/health-52278825

>UK economy could shrink by a third under OBR's coronavirus scenario
news.sky.com/story/uk-economy-could-shrink-by-a-third-under-obrs-coronavirus-scenario-11973048

>Birmingham doctor warns of 'big spike' in coronavirus cases during Ramadan
birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/ramadan-2020-warning-increase-coronavirus-18087471

>Coronavirus: Police stop family on 500-mile Lake District trip
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-52277535

>Coronavirus in Scotland: Claims England has priority over PPE are 'rubbish'
heraldscotland.com/news/18377868.coronavirus-scotland-claims-england-priority-ppe-rubbish/

>Coronavirus: Digging for therapy amid the pandemic
bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-northern-ireland-52262603/coronavirus-digging-for-therapy-amid-the-pandemic

>TV interview for woman accused of making up Cyprus gang rape
theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/14/woman-accused-of-making-up-cyprus-gang-to-give-interview

>Woman's attraction to chandeliers not a sexual orientation, Ipso says
theguardian.com/media/2020/apr/14/the-sun-woman-attraction-to-chandeliers-not-a-sexual-orientation-ipso-says?

>Britain's ITV under fire over presenter's 5G-coronavirus comments
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-britain-5g/britains-itv-under-fire-over-presenters-5g-coronavirus-comments-idUSKCN21W0WO?il=0

>Bins set on fire in Coventry during country-wide lockdown
coventrytelegraph.net/news/coventry-news/bins-set-fire-coventry-during-18084052

>Fire involving bin lorry in Sixpenny Handley
salisburyjournal.co.uk/news/18376505.fire-involving-bin-lorry-sixpenny-handley/

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First for are Mozza
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I miss Greggs, lads

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Alright lads. Just red pilled my mum on 5g towers

Inb4

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*claps*

First into battle

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Based

WHERE'S MY PPEEEEE

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what the fucking fuck is this one

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He’s done you kid

In three weeks time those Greggs ovens are going to be so hot and powerful they’ll be able to cook six million jews in three years while under strategic bombing raids.

>1/8 of all uk cases have ended in death so far
how can people still say this is "just a flu". it's even deadlier than SARS and it's been shown to attack your immune system like HIV.

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Never!

And yet you’re seething?

In relation to what user was just saying about the policd, my interactions with them give me the impression they are all a little bit dippy, like theres somebody home, but the lights are off. Its hard to explain but they just seem like they're missing something.

The whole cremation thing was dropped suspiciously quickly wasn't it

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*runs towards you*

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Watching titanic

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Has there ever been a more annoying and persistent spastic than doommong?

Did you show her the david icke interview.

Any idea how to make Greggs at home? How hard could it be?

nuggets, hash browns, and baked beans.
living the dream

nonce.

Its tedposter/seejnonce

I made a comment on the retardation of being angry at the police. Because they are not playing with a full deck. That bears explanation
If you become anything involving a uniform and orders you have by definition sub contracted your moral decisions to man wearing a slightly fancier hat than you. Of course in reality only you are responsible for your actions. You cannot pass the buck by saying m muh orders. As the Nurenburg trials demonstrated. Order followers were hung. So. If someone is sub contracting their moral compass to someone else they are, by definition not playing with a full deck. A full deck implies you are using your own moral compass

The answer is ^^^

reminder that we're basically only even testing the vulnerable patients. everyone else just gets told to sleep it off, it's probably the 'rona but we don't have enough test kits for you
so we get about 1/8 which was about the rate seen among elderly/lung-challenged back in china
it also keeps our "cases" low

ItalAnon, what do you think about modern residential architecture? I don’t mean deanohouses or blocks of flats.

I’ve been planning for buying my future home and after finding that I don’t really like anything that’s for sale, I’ve been considering having a home built.

I used to be opposed to modern architecture out of principle; I believed that older was always better as it’s often the case with other products. I thought I enjoyed the sense of history that old buildings have. But when I examined this belief in depth I found that it doesn’t stand up to scrutiny. I have also realised after living in such a house that old buildings with modern interiors feel out of place and wrong.

Is there any style of modern residential architecture that you like?

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You must be very very new to Yas Forums

Trouble is the spammers and attention fags have reached a critical mass where they reply to each others posts, so even if we ignore them they continue posting

>MI5 is currently aware of 43,000 potential Islamic terrorists in the UK.
thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/terrorism-in-the-uk-number-of-suspects-tops-40-000-after-mi5-rechecks-its-list-pqm6k62ph


And what is being pro-active work is being done? Are they being deported, are they being de-radicalised? Encouraged to emigrate to a Islamic state? No of course not.

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Was it kino?
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Lol

Did somebody mention jobsworth?

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So be it.

this

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>And what is being pro-active work is being done?
*And what pro-active work is being done?
Never start and stop a post while multi-tasking.

Oh my dear child.

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There once was an old Muslim cuck,
Who was peaceful when driving a truck,
He raped several minors
With tight, white vaginas
And the government covered it up.

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"When you stand before God you cannot say "but I was told by others to do thus", or that virtue was not convinent at the time. Your soul is in your keeping alone, remember that."

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>havin' a party are you, cunt?
>actin' like you is in a free country, cunt?
>been buyin' non essential chocolate, cunt?
>been goin' outside like you have a right to do that, cunt?
*shouts through your letter box
what do?

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Whatever. You are clearly a peasant

Islamic terrorism kills nothing per year

Literal Nothing Burger

This needs to be added to the first post.

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App to be used by the NHS that takes away your anonymity, tracks who you have been with and what have you been doing but “of course nobody except the NHS will be able to use it.” They are going to have digital signatures of everyone and everything you do. Where’s Guy Fawkes when you need him?

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our test/case ratio is 5/1. they're testing people outside of hospital ICUs. it's safe to say that our case number is around as accurate as it can be.

Eamonn had to retract his statement in the end lol

B A S E D

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start coughing.

Huge fat women give me massive boners. Very glad women in this country keep getting fatter every year. Can't be doing with thin women. It's disgusting.

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