AUS/POL/ - TUESDAY EDITION #2

Evening lads.

>Coronavirus lockdowns could end in months if Australians are willing to have their movements monitored
abc.net.au/news/2020-04-14/coronavirus-app-government-wants-australians-to-download/12148210

>>Australia's top doctor briefed politicians in New Zealand on our response to coronavirus. Here's what we learned
abc.net.au/news/2020-04-14/chief-medical-officer-briefs-nz-politicians-what-we-learned/12147010

>Australian government plans to bring in mobile phone app to track people with coronavirus
theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/apr/14/australian-government-plans-to-bring-in-mobile-phone-app-to-track-people-with-coronavirus

>'A downward spiral': coronavirus spins Australian universities into economic crisis
theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/apr/14/a-downward-spiral-coronavirus-spins-australian-universities-into-economic-crisis

>Universities spend $110 million to support international students
baka.com.au/politics/federal/universities-spend-110-million-to-support-international-students-20200413-p54jf9.html

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BF2 was so kino

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>Coronavirus lockdowns could end in months if Australians are willing to have their movements monitored
abc.net.au/news/2020-04-14/coronavirus-app-government-wants-australians-to-download/12148210

Anyone who isn't seriously considering become -- at minimum -- a wilful outlaw who abides by their own laws and totally abdicates faith in and loyalty to the laws of the land over this, is as of now a bootlicking serf.

How do you call yourself australian if youve never owned a commodore

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FUCK STRAWBERRY FARMERS

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You know what I've noticed - there is a lack of Aussie bants in every thread lately. Also, an absence of our foreign friends in other countries. It's really just down to a few Americans, a bunch of shills/bots, and the occasional foreigner.

Is this what a quantum computer is capable of? Creating segregation among nations even online?

how long should i wait before replying back to a girl without looking desperate

ARE INFERIOR WHITE AUSSIES HERE READY FOR THE SUPERIOR CHINESE COVID-19 VACCINE?
7news.com.au/news/health/coronavirus-vaccine-china-approve-human-testing-for-two-experimental-covid-vaccinations-c-974624

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Bonza read on Aussie job market:

docs.employment.gov.au/documents/australian-jobs-publication

TRAVELLING IN A FRIED OUT CAMBI

Heads up lads, we are currently averaging 24000 claims a day.
Got 53000 done over the long weekend though so total covid claims processed is around the 260000 mark.
>when do I get my 750?
Some time in the next 3 weeks, no one fucking knows exactly.
>When do I get scombux2 electric boogaloo?
After the 27th, isn't live in system yet so calm the fuck down.
>should I go to a service centre?
No you shit, half their staff are working from home or trying to process your shit, the other half are still dealing with all the normal bullshit.
>you dont answer the PHONES!
Fuck off cunt this is the best you'll ever get, also call at better times many of our lines dont close till 8.
>and finally fuck this government for putting a freeze on centerlink staff wage increase that was meant to be next month.

Dude its beyond over for you. She's sucking Chads dick she doesn't care about your texts.

>all of these women in isolation
>getting zero likes on tinder

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Depends, but usually 12 hours.

n-n-never

katie brennan more like krazy brennan

>unemployment skyrockets
>asx keeps rallying

based

legend

because you are an UGLY PIECE OF SHIT! GIVE UP!

The process is intentionally made confusing and convoluted to deter people IMO.
I should outline the licence procedure too for you, cause its all in legalese. Alot of the info is, and it takes hours to understand.
>join club, do safety course and maybe a few shoots with them, depending on the club.
>send off safety course and proof of club membership to FAR
>wait 28 days
>get photo taken, pay fee, get probationary pistol licence.
>6 months waiting period until you can purchase first firearm begins from now, as soon as your licence is in hand.
>wait 6 months
>apply for PTA
>wait 28 days and then they will send the PTA out.
>buy gun, can only have up to 2 firearms, and they have to be of the same cartridge (rim or centrefire, pick wisely)
Its really a seven month waiting period cause the 28 days for the PTA wait unfortunately. You MAY be able to submit the PTA around month 5 of the waiting period and it might get approved when the 6 months is up, i've heard of people doing that on enoughgun forum, but idk. I didnt get one til having my licence for almost a year, wasnt sure what i wanted.
>once you have held probationary licence for 1 year, you get full licence and can buy as many as you like, and of any cartridge you like (rimfire and centrefire).
Hope ive helped mate, let me know if you have any other questions

If you are asking for girl advice here then never because you will be an incel for life ok thankyiu

The longer you think about not looking desperate the quicker you actually start to look desperate.

t. chad king

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you already get paid way more than you should be, your what, APS4? APS5? your raking in the cash cunt, shut the fuck up

People getting mad at this realise that if they have a smartphone all their movement is already tracked, right? It's nothing new.

>4L
>inline 6

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Do it straight away, or at least within 20mins unless you are busy. I have personally found women will think you are less interested in them than you actually are (unless you are a weird desperate cunt asking to smell their hair)

I have, fuck they crank good skids, stock eco tech on stock diff and suspension just fucking charge hectic single peggers, I love it. My ss is actually too hectic to skids, can't just do a chirpy, the thing can only safely cut sick swinging hoops in intersections

So the EL2s get to do processing overtime now. Including the 9.5 hr Sunday.

> a nigger has already smacked your wife's ass, so you might as well let him fuck her
you're a piece of shit and exactly what is wrong with this country

Not him but another prospective owner, cheers lad saved. Fuck me 6 month wait is rough.

Surely your job will be made redundant by a computer soon? Fuck, I hope so. Then you can fuck off with your undeserved sense of importance.

Lol, women will respond instantly if they want you. This whole distancing is a beta buck attempting to peacock their worth through feigned conflicted attention, to signal vague status

yep seconding this, do it straight away. waiting will only piss them off, and theyll think you're not interested. the whole "waiting to call or text back" is boomer ettiquete shit thats died off

just responded now so i think it's fine (within like 5-10 mins) so i think it's fine
yeah i just did
nice try but she's still talking to me

ni hao

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>if Australians are willing to have their movements monitored
Yeah, what about no.

good, fuck anyone who wormed, cheated and kiss assed their way to the top in that shitty organization

I heard she sucked off Nathan Sykes

Cunt you're the beta asking tips on how to message a girl on pol. Fuck off. Texting is for simps, TEXT ONLY FOR LOGISTICS.

What secondary languages are worth learning in Australia, if any?

they tell you its 6 months but I only waited like 3

also you can send your pta in at the same time as the licence application so that you dont have to wait an additional 28 days and they come in the mail the same day

Women on dating apps talk to at least 10 guys at once. If you stop talking to her, she'll just forget about you, and there's a chance she will even if you do respond in a timely manner.

if you want to shoot rifles or anything from cat a & b at a range, do you have to go through a similar process as the pistol licence?

no worries at all mate. Yeah Cat H is a long haul, but it is still good fun along the way, you can shoot club guns as soon as you get your licence in the mail, as well as any other club members guns. 99% of club members will gladly let you shoot theirs and have a chat and stuff once your probationary licence comes in the mail.

>It is understood the app would plot who had spent 15 minutes or more in close proximity with a person who proves to be COVID-19 positive.

THIS IS LITERALLY A TOOL THE NATIONAL SECURITY AGENCY OF THE UNITED STATES USED TO TRACK SUSPECTED MOLES, JOURNALISTS AND POLITICAL OPPONENTS

I AM NOT KIDDING

THEY UNIRONICALLY TRACKED PHONES AND CORRELATED WHO SPENT TIME TOGETHER AND USED IT TO TARGET INTELLIGENCE OPERATIONS

chinese

Chinese. We'll be forced to learn it in a few years anyway. Many of our schools are already Chinese/English bilingual. Those that aren't already 90% Chinese and only have English as a second language.

>If Australians are willing to allow 75% of their ministers included their PM to be women
Yeah, what about no.

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Legit if you can't pick up a girl irl you're just gaming the net to compensate for your crippling insecurities and she knows it

the only problem is that sometimes if i text her at like 12 or so she'll text me back early in the morning and i don't wake up till like noon at the least. today i didn't even get out of bed until 4

the only language worth learning is the country where you want to find a wife

All this really does help, like honestly I'm a pretty smart bloke with good reading and comprehensive skills, it would literally be impossible for a regular below average person, like the 30% 1 standard deviation iq to navigate this process.

i'm not on a dating app, i've actually been on dates with her
can't do much at the moment with the laws

My mate fucked up his HSC playing BF2 like 20 hours a day.

American and Japanese

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Yup. Sadly growing up with social media i was one of those cunts who was all talk online and wasn't shit IRL to girls in school. Only betas waste time messaging.

Nah mate,
just gotta do a quick safety course (2 hours, 10 question quiz), and be a member of a sports shooting club to fulfil genuine reason requirements (SSAA, signup online, they give you a membership number the next day, card comes in the mail within a week).
Joining the SSAA as a target shooter or hunter counts as a genuine reason for ownership, it takes 10 minutes and is around 100$
>Send off proof of membership and safety course certificate.
>wait 28 days
>get licence
At this point you can shoot whatever range guns they have to rent, cause you're licenced.
>can also put in for a permit to acquire as soon as you're licenced
>wait 28 days for that
>buy your own

there is a pretty easy solution, just don't carry your phone around all day

TOLD YOU FIRST
PREDICTED
NOW I DESERVE A PRIZE

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>i've actually been on dates with her

She's still talking to multiple other guys. All women are. You're in constant competition to be the most funny, interesting and charming, or she'll lose interest and opt for someone else.

japanese or any romance language. dealing with japs is far easier than learning Chinese and deal with either their stupidity or mumbling shit under their breath. romance languages will still add to your resume and you can pick up girls easier if you know them

HSC is a crock, your mate made the right choice

Then they'll force you to have a phone on you at all times, they've already done it in Russia.

well i'm not doing much at the moment so i might as well try, if it doesn't work out then who cares i'll just be in the same position i am now

Yeah i know mate. Dont wanna doxx in case one of you guys is a sperg and comes up to me all autistic tryna talk about when does the narwhal bacon, but i help and instruct new shooters and i explain the process to them and shit to help them out. so ive explained it 100 times haha.
The process is intentionally confusing to deter people

yeah, same here i fucked up my vce and got a bad atar but i still got into uni so it really doesn't matter

Better yet, you waste all week messaging with little non-starters and daily catchups, then when weekend rolls around and the girls go out for drinks, all it takes is a decent looking bloke who can handle a conversation and bam, he accomplished directly in 1 hour or less what you attempted and failed at for maybe 10 hours in the week.

> i don't wake up till like noon at the least. today i didn't even get out of bed until 4

Maybe fix your fucked life before you start roping others into it.

really desperately need to lick the vagina and anus of a cute redhead girl

sorry m8 don't own a phone, on cenno and can't afford it. all my cash goes to piss and darts

will they buy me a phone as well?

Yes they will literally buy you a cheap phone and force you to have it on you.

but my penis needs a place to stay the night :(

anyone remember this fella?

Being honest with you blokes, he had me worried.

Turns out everywhere got locked down, even the desert in the middle of Australia is on lock down. But at the time (25th Feb 2020), the idea of cities being locked down (just the cities) seemed pretty daunting.

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>why yes, I eat girls out, how could you tell?

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haha thats cause shes a functional human being , hence the reasonable bedtime. She likely has a job

sorry m8 i broke my phone in the latest domestic

How are they gonna force boomers to understand phones and how to download apps?

They'll give you a Cenno phone that can only make calls to government agencies/job actives and can only install the MyGov and COVID tracking apps.

she does.

>mobilised army of zoomer grandsons going door to door to explain how to download the app and how to open a pdf

better than a microchip I guess
I just want to buy farmland and find a woman to impregnate

reeducation camps

any other niggas doing VCE feeling JUSTed??

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fantastic, im going to get the ball rolling asap. i did the p650 or whatever its called over a year ago but have been more interested in long arms. looks like theres a few clubs near newcastle

youtube.com/watch?v=TdnCTccZF44

>doing either of these in the middle of a pandemic

Dare I say the average person here lies somewhere in between Martin Bryant and the weird kid in High school that use to hang out behind the library

They'll put the apps on for them, and they'll cut their payments when they don't use them. Eventually they'll learn, or they'll starve in a gutter.