Why do bidet users feel the need to keep their assholes so clean...

Why do bidet users feel the need to keep their assholes so clean? Are they expecting company or is it because their diets are terrible?

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It’s because tp of various brands just disintegrates in your hands and causes dingleberries.
>who doesn’t like the fresh feeling of water jetting your bunghole?

call in the toilet roll pasta

>why do other people need to be so clean? It makes my dirty ass feel bad!!!!!!! arrrggghhhh STOP IT!

You just get addicted to having a clean ass

Why are you so comfortable stewing in your dirty ass juice all day?

I can't even think clearly knowing that my asshole isn't clean. I can't talk. I can't walk. It must be clean. And yours too, you disgusting filthy nigger.

I don't get it. I use baby wipes to clean up after a bowel movement and it works great. A jet of water against my asshole sound uncomfortable and then what? Dry wet asshole with TP so it can fall apart and stick in my asshole? Or do you dry with a towel and have a pile of skid marked towels in the hamper? What is the next step after taking a stream of water to the asshole?

>>who doesn’t like the fresh feeling of water jetting your bunghole
I always figured it was because of a homosexual tendency. Thanks for confirming;

I pluck my ass hairs so it wipes cleaner, no need for a bidet.

you mean shit?

stop buying the cheapest tp
it's for your boyfriend then?
ass juice isn't a normal thing. lose weight and stop eating shit.

it makes farts perform like farts should

Because it feels great I bet

They are addicted to liquids being splashed across and inside their anuses. Because they're faggots.

Show you flag, filthy poopbutt

Islam is unironically right about this.

Just clean your asshole with your left hand and soap you fucking barbarian.

Then wash your hands carefully with a nail brush.

I have a good diet and rarely need to use any TP and don't walk around with shit on my arse like a neanderthal.

your sewers are fucked and its your fault

You air dry it with a solid fart

We're addicted to cleanliness.
Everybody will have one in the future.

once i pooped at a mall where the toilet has bidet installed
later that night i visit an escort and she went down deep tongue fucking my poop hole unsolicited and without an extra tip
you can figure out the moral lesson yourself

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this is why your single you nasty smelling nigger

You know that itchy feeling and redness you get? That's because you don't wash your ass.

You know what's gay? Reaching around your ass and diddling your asshole, faggot.

I don't flush it, you dope. I wrap in TP and place it in a covered waste basket.
>What is the next step after taking a stream of water to the asshole?

Hey you seen to be the expert here so thanks for sharing

They work PERFECT and they FEEL GREAT. (That's if it's built into the seat. I've never tried the garden hose.)

Bidet users still have to do that, there's literally zero advantage to ass splashing

No. I don't eat curry. I don't get that.

You know what's actually gay? Worrying that having a clean asshole makes you gay.

>it's for your boyfriend then?
is that supposed to be a witty retort? Because it doesn't change the fact you're acting insecure and wildly trying to justify your nasty hygiene to feel better about yourself. Why even care? You sound like you don't have anyone to care anyways.

I tried one of these fuckers in Korea. It forced maybe a shotglass amount of water right up there so i was dribbling it back out for about half an hour afterwards. Plus, even before the anal seepage began my hairy old crack was drenched to the point I had to use a load of paper just to get dry. Never again.

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Liar. You get jock itch all over your swampy balls because you don't bathe properly. Why go onto the internet and lie when it's so obvious that even a kid could tell?

Yeah, a proper fare makes for ninja turds that require minimal cleaning.

All fucking animals out there shit just fine, maybe some with natural diarrhea like hippos and cows get their asshole really nasty, but in most species, espcially mammals, you are intended to just drop that deuce and not require ten miles of toiled paper wrapped around your hand like a fucking gauntlet to continue with your day.

fucking bogroll gauntles, man, i'd put them into an rpg if I made one.

When your shit is so nasty and unnatural that you have to wrap your hand into a paper cast and wipe for ten hours to get all the slave grain induced sludge out of your itching anus.

Domestication bar none.

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Eat shit peasant my washlet dries too.

I have a good diet but my poo is sticky so my butt can't be cleaned with a bidet only, I need toilet paper or hand to wipe off the poo.