/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3190

► Detected: 1,936,576 (+12,728) ► Died: 120,536 (+918) ► Day: 96 (-14:49:32)

— 4.7 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 6.5x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,640 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/SLV1B5Lzy48

>NEWS
EU admits official death tolls are undercounting
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Putin willing to use Russian military to enforce lockdowns
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WHO admits not everyone develops immunity after "recovery"
archive.is/6O8ON

Pastor who thought virus was a hoax has died of coronavirus
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Brazil has 225,000 undetected cases, researchers estimate
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>INFO
10% of Wuhan cases get reinfected after "recovery"
archive.is/r0r42

Bodies must be cremated, highly infectious
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HIV-like mutation made it 1000 times more infectious than SARS
archive.is/xwQVe

26 year old without conditions dies in Brazil
archive.is/O84xL

SARS-CoV mechanism for antibody-dependent enhancement
archive.is/wip/gM8Va

>REMINDER
"Germany omits most deaths with other pathologies", Spanish biologist
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China doctors pressured into discharging patients in mass
archive.is/dTj9o

Pandemic to last 18 months and include multiple waves
archive.is/ca3NH

China industrial capacity estimated to be at 50-60%
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Courts determine Spain omits deaths, real toll 3 times higher
archive.is/Y23r1

>LATEST
04:06: 211 new cases and 1 new death in Pakistan
04:03: 432 new cases and 21 new deaths in Germany
04:02: 471 new cases and 128 new deaths in Spain
04:00: 112 new cases and 50 new deaths in Piedmont, Italy
04:00: 27 new cases and 5 new deaths in South Korea
03:43: 59 new cases in Nevada

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elmundo.es/espana/2020/04/14/5e956784fdddff6e8a8b460d.html
youtube.com/watch?v=P_3hfvFmrwU
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>Dead: 124,367
lol, still only 124,367.
How many days has it been stuck at 124,367? Four days? Five days?

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>tfw no mommywife to quarantine with
its not fair bros

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 587,173 (23,644) #2 Spain 172,541 (18,056) #3 Italy 159,516 (20,465) #4 France 136,779 (14,967) #5 Germany 130,072 (3,194) #6 United Kingdom 88,621 (11,329) #7 China 82,249 (3,341) #8 Iran 74,877 (4,683) #9 Turkey 61,049 (1,296) #10 Belgium 31,119 (4,157) #11 Netherlands 26,551 (2,823) #12 Switzerland 25,688 (1,138) #13 Canada 25,680 (780) #14 Brazil 23,723 (1,355) #15 Russia 21,102 (170) #16 Portugal 16,934 (535) #17 Austria 14,135 (384) #18 Israel 11,868 (117) #19 Sweden 10,948 (919) #20 Ireland 10,647 (365) #21 South Korea 10,564 (222) #22 India 10,541 (358) #23 Peru 9,784 (216) #24 Japan 7,645 (143) #25 Ecuador 7,529 (355) #26 Chile 7,525 (82) #27 Poland 7,049 (251) #28 Romania 6,879 (332) #29 Norway 6,605 (134) #30 Denmark 6,496 (285) #31 Australia 6,400 (61) #32 Czech Republic 6,059 (147) #33 Pakistan 5,716 (96) #34 Philippines 5,223 (335) #35 Mexico 5,014 (332)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Russia +2,774 (+22) #2 Spain +2,442 (+300) #3 Iran +1,574 (+98) #4 Belgium +530 (+254) #5 Belarus +362 (+4) #6 Mexico +353 (+36) #7 Brazil +293 (+27) #8 Philippines +291 (+20) #9 Israel +282 (+1) #10 Indonesia +282 (+60) #11 Ukraine +270 (+5) #12 Romania +246 (+1) #13 United States +232 (+4) #14 Pakistan +220 (+3) #15 Bangladesh +209 (+7) #16 Malaysia +170 (+5) #17 Bahrain +161 (+1) #18 Moldova +135 (+1) #19 Poland +115 (+6) #20 Austria +94 (+16) #21 Kazakhstan +88 (+2) #22 Kuwait +55 (+1) #23 Hungary +54 (+13) #24 Afghanistan +49 (+2) #25 Estonia +41 (+3) #26 Thailand +34 (+1) #27 Armenia +28 (+2) #28 South Korea +27 (+5) #29 Bolivia +24 (+1) #30 New Zealand +17 (+4) #31 Paraguay +12 (+1) #32 Bulgaria +10 (+3) #33 Honduras +10 (+1) #34 Lebanon +9 (+1) #35 Slovenia +8 (+1)…

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This pandemic is a clusterfuck in trying to figure out what sides there are and who's on them. I think the factions are as follows:

>chinkshills

Projectionists, "chyna #1! Amellican virus"

>trumpshills

Nothingburgers, qtards, schizos, wagies that are desperate to get back into their little cagie wagies

>doomers

nihilists and accelerationists who want only destruction of clown world.

Am I missing any?

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FLATTEN THE HECKIN CURVARINO 1 MILLION AMERICANS DEAD NO WORKING AND SCHOOL THIS YEAR I CAN PLAY BING BING WAHOO ALL DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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it's a nothingbur- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>Denmark reopening nursery’s, kindergartens and elementary schools this week
>Danish guberment has decided nursery, kindergarten and elementary school teachers have to go to work in the case of someone in their household is confirmed infected

Herd immunity bro’s Denmark is joining the gang

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Hydroxychloroquine cleared it in this guy after he was still testing positive for over a month. Any countries (like ours) not testing ""recovered" patients are fucked.

youtube.com/watch?v=nxwf4rH3d-o

Amazon isn't delivering and hasn't for months now dipshit

RED PILL ME ON THIS VIRUS,

WHAT CAUSED IT FOR REAL

HOW BAD IS IT

WHY ARE NIGGERS DYING LIKE CRAZY

GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT

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>WHY ARE NIGGERS DYING LIKE CRAZY

I know better than to look a gift horse in the mouth. Why does it matter?

we're fucked my fellow burger bros

youtu.be/HahhDIeq1Ck

>Trump has already given away his power
>he is no longer president
>the constitution is gone
>you are already under martial law

When is Denmark opening?
What is their argumentation? Do they talk about joining the /herd/ or what?

> coomers
the semen spilled in Corona's name can fill Mariana's Trench

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Belgium more deaths/capita than Italy

If you're jacking off to a virtual cartoon virus in the hopes of improving the virus' power, then you're in the doomer category. Perhaps a coomer-doomer, if you will.

People using this free time to gather knowledge

>WHAT CAUSED IT FOR REAL
A leak in the Chink virus facility in Wuhan. They were researching bioweapons.

>HOW BAD IS IT
It destroys your red blood cells ability to transport oxygen and carbon dioxide. Along with this it destroys your T-cells which are part of your immune system.
Reinfection or Dormant abilities still unknown. Reports of 116 confirmed reinfected in South Korea. Vaccine unlikely due to high mutation.

>WHY ARE NIGGERS DYING LIKE CRAZY

They live in the inner cities where an airborne virus spreads like wildfire

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Wait I never noticed it says "Prediction Table Table"

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>Why does it matter?

MY WIFES SON NEEDS A FATHER.

>jk i will never get a woman who loves me.

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NO SURVIVORS

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dat nice joocy beef patty is making me hongry :)

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COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT STEALS CORONAVIRUS TESTS KITS FROM SIEMENS, SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION OF TEST KITS IN SPAIN
>COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT STEALS CORONAVIRUS TESTS KITS FROM SIEMENS, SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION OF TEST KITS IN SPAIN
COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT STEALS CORONAVIRUS TESTS KITS FROM SIEMENS, SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION OF TEST KITS IN SPAIN
>COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT STEALS CORONAVIRUS TESTS KITS FROM SIEMENS, SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION OF TEST KITS IN SPAIN
COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT STEALS CORONAVIRUS TESTS KITS FROM SIEMENS, SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION OF TEST KITS IN SPAIN

>libremercado.com/2020-04-14/coronavirus-el-gobierno-confisca-un-lote-de-test-destinado-a-los-empleados-de-siemens-gamesa-1276655856/
>elmundo.es/espana/2020/04/14/5e956784fdddff6e8a8b460d.html

THIS COMMUNIST TRAIN HAS NO BREAKS

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Hey hey heyyyyay! Don't talk crap about hcq. It increases the chances of surviving Tom Hanks Disease from 99.8% to 99.9%!

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Personally think all Western countries are on the hurd immoonidy train. They are just doing these few weeks of lockdowns so they don't suffer a backlash from the electorate.

On 31 January the European Commission asked Member States if they had stock problems on masks and protective material.

Only 4 countries indicated potential needs in the event of an epidemic in the EU.

Italy was absent from the Health Security Committee meeting

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Then how did I get a few packages from amazon just a few days ago?

blacks approach rules like this:
>whites made this rule to benefit themselves
>but if we ignore it, they will be too afraid of being called racist to enforce it
they use this same approach with the coronavirus lockdown rules, but are too stupid to realize that this particular rule is to protect them

>nihilists and accelerationists who want only destruction of clown world.
literally me
OPEN EVERYTHING
LET PEOPLE DIE
CORONA-CHAN TAKE MY ENERGY

>When is Denmark opening?
This week and next week. Varies from region to region.

> What is their argumentation? Do they talk about joining the /herd/ or what?

Need to get economy going, they say they have the virus under control now. Plan is to get kids to become immune despite research showing kids don’t develop antibodies lmao

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Any news from China?

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>Danish guberment has decided nursery, kindergarten and elementary school teachers have to go to work in the case of someone in their household is confirmed infected

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Or simply mentally ill

It's real bad, user. It's been killing stage 4 cancer patients with gunshot wounds to the head left and right!

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Durrr I need my shoes NOW

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They killed soldier

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france does the same

It all boils down to 'muh economy'. Can't afford not to. That's why Sweden went with Dr. Tengele's fun house plan. Also checked.

Don't knock it till you try it, user.

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I cant believe people still believe this shit. You guys are aware the tooth fairy Santa AND the Easter bunny are all fictitious?

Are you dumb? The guy in the youtube video had multiple tests for over a month and was still testing positive.

They started him on hydroxychloroquine and he cleared it. I'm not saying its a miracle cure but if it shortens the length of disease it can only be a good thing.

youtube.com/watch?v=P_3hfvFmrwU

since when is spain a coomunist shithole? have i been lying under a rock?

Why is this so slow guys, is it actually a nothingburger? I thought we'd have a few million by now...

Spain YES!

Self correcting problem. Nice.

Fool

get ready for federally enforced wage cucking

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They elected a fuckton of faggot socialists.

Recovery is a meme. I feel the gold standard for recovery is a 2 year study on Coronavirus survivors. Normal people suffering from pnuemonia can take 2 years to feel normal again.

Including Arab riots against lockdown?

DID YOU NOT SEE THE HECKIN MASS GRAVERINOOOS?!

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doomers are the only faction who are based

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/cvg/,

Imagine she invites you over to her house to try some TaStY BAT SOUP that she cooked especially just for you.

What do you do?

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>Vietnam war
>58k dead Americans
>took 19 years
Meanwhile:
>Flu kills 150k every year

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The stonks will go back up, even if it runs on blood

Be patient you brain rotten coomer

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> coronavirus early testing model
> testing model
> model
so the 50% are confirmed or presumed based on shaky evidence?
also, the theory that there are plenty of asymptomatic cases was disproved on multiple occasions. for starters, pretty much all of the early cases had a good travel history. community spread was only observed were there was a good chunk of positives in the neighborhood.
again, south korea approached the problem very seriously and they did much more tests than there are cases. CFR is already over 2% and over 2500 cases are active

Herd immunity is meme. Herd immunity never existed for polio, smallpox, tuberculosis

If its anything like the original SARS

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