/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3189

this honestly isn't funny anymore

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>COUNTRIES LIST
#1 United States 587,173 (23,644) #2 Spain 172,541 (18,056) #3 Italy 159,516 (20,465) #4 France 136,779 (14,967) #5 Germany 130,072 (3,194) #6 United Kingdom 88,621 (11,329) #7 China 82,249 (3,341) #8 Iran 73,303 (4,585) #9 Turkey 61,049 (1,296) #10 Belgium 31,119 (4,157) #11 Netherlands 26,551 (2,823) #12 Switzerland 25,688 (1,138) #13 Canada 25,680 (780) #14 Brazil 23,723 (1,355) #15 Russia 21,102 (170) #16 Portugal 16,934 (535) #17 Austria 14,119 (384) #18 Israel 11,868 (117) #19 Sweden 10,948 (919) #20 Ireland 10,647 (365) #21 South Korea 10,564 (222) #22 India 10,541 (358) #23 Peru 9,784 (216) #24 Japan 7,645 (143) #25 Ecuador 7,529 (355) #26 Chile 7,525 (82) #27 Poland 7,049 (251) #28 Romania 6,633 (332) #29 Norway 6,605 (134) #30 Denmark 6,496 (285) #31 Australia 6,400 (61) #32 Czech Republic 6,059 (147) #33 Pakistan 5,716 (96) #34 Philippines 5,223 (335) #35 Mexico 5,014 (332)…

>LATEST CHANGES
#1 Russia +2,774 (+22) #2 Spain +2,442 (+300) #3 Belgium +530 (+254) #4 Belarus +362 (+4) #5 Mexico +353 (+36) #6 Brazil +293 (+27) #7 Philippines +291 (+20) #8 Israel +282 (+1) #9 Indonesia +282 (+60) #10 Ukraine +270 (+5) #11 Romania +246 (+1) #12 United States +232 (+4) #13 Pakistan +220 (+3) #14 Bangladesh +209 (+7) #15 Malaysia +170 (+5) #16 Moldova +135 (+1) #17 Poland +115 (+6) #18 Kazakhstan +88 (+2) #19 Austria +78 (+16) #20 Kuwait +55 (+1) #21 Hungary +54 (+13) #22 Afghanistan +49 (+2) #23 Estonia +41 (+3) #24 Thailand +34 (+1) #25 Armenia +28 (+2) #26 South Korea +27 (+5) #27 Bolivia +24 (+1) #28 New Zealand +17 (+4) #29 Paraguay +12 (+1) #30 Bulgaria +10 (+3) #31 Honduras +10 (+1) #32 Lebanon +9 (+1) #33 Slovenia +8 (+1) #34 Albania +8 (+1) #35 Montenegro +4 (+1)…

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Will those poo scientist from few months ago get an apology?

of course it is

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well okay satan.....

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Whats the origin or meaning of this meme? I’ve seen it since we had like 50 deaths but I never quite understood it. Is it supposed to be a nothingburger fag or a serious fag larping.

i wish it was more fun
checked

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/cvg/,

Imagine she invites you over to her house to try some TaStY BAT SOUP that she cooked especially just for you.

What do you do?

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JUST KILL THEM ALREADY
BURN THEM
SHOOT THEM
NUKE THEM

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It has been spammed since it appeared in China

Check Satan

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Yea it's hilarious, digits checked.

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>funny it is
he has spoken.

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FLATTEN THE HECKIN CURVARINO 1 MILLION AMERICANS DEAD NO WORKING AND SCHOOL THIS YEAR I CAN PLAY BING BING WAHOO ALL DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nobody in australia gives a shit, there are normies everywhere this Easter long weekend, at the beach, the shops, visiting family ect. pretty funny imo

its just funny making fun of nothingburgers

Nice to see you Gary.

Cook her in retaliation

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>public transport timetables reminding normies to wear masks

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i mean if you like at Australia's curve it looks flatten and only 60 deaths

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I honestly love how high the numbers on the left are getting lmao

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It's airborne severe acute HIV SARS + Malaria

Can someone bring me up to speed haven't been on in 48 hours....

yeah, but Pakistan. No other country deserve more punishment than those child molesting mudslime gypsies.

+ Herpes

what the fuck is wrong with you, schizo fuck

I've witnessed more or less the same, hopefully we don't get a second wave.

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your country is dying and orange man got a bit mad

Malarisars Aidsbola

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yeh we have a very low population density so I think we will not be as fucked as most other countries.

gubberman fucked up our economy anyway tho :(

Good morning argAnon!

>OH MAN ONLY 479562 DEATHS TO GO BEFORE WE REACH SEASONAL FLU LEVELS OF HAPPENING!!!!!

CCP must burn

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PHASE 1:
>APRIL 14 libraries open
>APRIL 18 Industrial companies and farms open

PHASE 2
This is all hypothetic, but sounds reasonable:

>MAY 4 You can go out but you have to wear a mask + social distancing
Furniture and clothes stores open but with entrance limits
Malls still closed
>MAY 11 Courts and lawyer offices reopen
>MAY 18 Bar, restaurants open
>MAY 25 Barbershops open but with masks
>MAY 31 Football championship restarts but with no crows at stadiums
>JUNE 8 Sport centers open
>SEPTEMBER Zoomers can go back to schools, MAYBE
>DECEMBER Theaters and cinemas open
>MARCH 2021 Discos open to the public
>MARCH 31 Open borders to tourists

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I don't think you understand, Ecuador is burning bodies on streats. 3rd world shitholes can't report

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