I'm blowing the whole thing on hookers and cocaine, and I don't even do drugs! The cocaine is for the hookers. Take it from me, hookers love cocaine, and if you keep bringing out more cocaine and money they wont leave and might even invite friends!
Either that or gambling, but all the casinos are closed..
Anyway, what are some ways you lunatics are gonna spend this covid cash? I need to know. inb4 guns
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No, I'm not an idiot.
I'm gonna fund white nationalist militias because that's what the cia does. I was considering using it to arm Mexican Cartels like Obama and Holder but i decided that was a bad example to follow because they're niggers.
You mean "gun" singular, right? $1200 cash wont get you more than like a revolver and a whole bunch of bullets. How boring.
But $1,200 can definitely get you one crazy unforgettable night in a motel room. You can even record it for later,
i'm sending mine back because fuck inflation.
1200 dollars can not buy you jack shit. Maybe 2-3 cheap hookers and a tiny bit of crack
Unironically help my parents pay a tax bill. So I'm sending it right back to the kike thieves.
Based.
>ceo of not realizing people in this world have been doing coke with hookers for decades
As someone who does drugs; and can tell whats cool when I’m on drugs. I think a guy who doesn’t do coke who just buys it to give to hookers is pretty lame. 1. Coke sucks. Take a real party drug like MDMA and 2. Why spend even more money on hookers? They come back for money; not cocaine idiot.
Except they also taxed it twice
I'm buying gardening seeds and I'm sprouting vegetables that are easy to grow and giving them to anybody who needs to grow some food.
The future is bright Lambirght 2020.
Yes, I have a massive seed collection already to do this, because I was thinking ahead!
rifles are like $300 i think, i've heard of americans getting shotguns for $100
>thinking ahead
>not harvesting your seeds and sticking up on preserves
Your a lying sack you’d make a good politician
Gonna blow it on coke and a new mic so I can make more corona virus songs: youtu.be
"Bad things" in the eyes of the government would be putting them into savings.
Well the damn check has to get here first.
Waiting for the damn money to hit the bank I thought it was supposed to come some time this month in April.
I applied but don't know if I'll get approved. If I do I'll probably get a new laptop and an adjustable height desk.
Also is the $1200 a one time thing or do we get another check next month?
I'm the second dislike on your vid.
Crypto
Lmao
Stop bragging about the fact that you plan on paying for sex you stupid fucking comer. You’re doing the real life equivalent of tipping cam whores except with actual consequences. Pathetic.
I already bought a new galaxy s20+. I was gonna buy a new phone anyway so why not? I may still buy another pinball machine if something comes up for sale at the right price.
Welp I just checked my email and I've been rejected. Fuck niggers and fuck kikes.
>work hard
>college, grad school
>make lots of money
>get raped by taxes every year
>some chink eats a bat right before tax season
>lose job
>don't qualify for aid because made too much money
>watch saving fund to buy house begin to dwindle away
>go on basket weaving forum
>see neet flunkie faggots spending my ass rape tax money on coke and hookers
I FUCKING HATE COMMUNISM SO FUCKING MUCH
Just hookers for me.
I feel like I’m never actually going to get a check
Serves you right for being a wagie.
I am going to buy a gun for self-defense. No knockout game for me.
>$300 on coke
>3 hookers at $300 a piece
$300 can get me about 3 grams of coke, and I know from a friend that you can get about 5 decent lines out of every gram. Let them split one gram among themselves and then if they want to invite friends, you can split the other two grams between them.
It can be done. Or yeah, maybe crack would be a better approach. I'll have to think about that one. Maybe even cut it down to two (initial) hookers..
if I do get the check I'm going to spend it on getting a nicer used car or fixing up my pos
fuck you and fuck judeo-commie gibs you degenerate neet
>get raped by taxes every year
You Americans have no idea what getting raped by taxes is.
Americans 53% is your genetics
Canada 53% is the actual tax rate on the working class.
im going to pay off credit card debt by a fourth so thats nice
>They come back for money; not cocaine idiot.
You've obviously never been with hookers. What the fuck do you think they spend their money on mostly? They spend it on drugs, and cocaine or meth is their preferred choice due to it's propensity to make you feel euphoric, energized, and uninhibited while still retaining some control, thus not interfering with the profession.
Go back to school little boy.
I plan to spend my money on a nice new bed. My wife’s is going towards it as well. Some new pillows and some nice sheets/comforter.
You could probably buy three or four guns with that money you fucking retard
One time, but there's talks about others to come.
Look it up.
at least you leaf cucks get healthcare out of the rape. meanwhile all my taxes do is feed Yas Forums. stop voting for commies
why so much credit card debt user. you know jews invented interest rates right?
can I have some money. I'll do mostly anything.
you look it up
>see neet flunkie faggots spending my ass rape tax money on coke and hookers
And then more of your tax money goes on the anons aids and other STD treatments.
Oh wait, you have single payer healthcare so you're not actually paying it.
Try being Canadian and watching them get $2,000 a month for 4 months. (That they can collect all at once by calling in 4 times).
In Canada the working class has to pay for other people's bad life choices.
You know what us essential workers get?
Absolutely nothing. I'm liking the talk of a general strike.
go to work for 30-40 hours a week. you can even harass your female coworkers if you feel so inclined. just get a fucking job
I will be buying Chinese made goods.
How could you be rejected? Do you make MORE than 90K a year? If so, this shouldn't bother you at all. If you make under that then you WILL get it. You have to. I think even people that owe money to the IRS will still get it.
You need to talk to someone at H&R Block tomorrow. Like first thing in the morning. I like using them because you can screen chat with them in real time (for free).
Id blow it on heroin if it wasnt all fentanyl i guess ill just give it to my mom since her hours got cut
Gonna donate it to Biden.
i have 0% APR so no interest I just dont like owing money.