Brit/pol/ Day 21 of Lockdown

>Britain to remain in lockdown till at least May 7 - the Times
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-health-coronavirus-britain-lockdown/britain-to-remain-in-lockdown-till-at-least-may-7-the-times-idUKKCN21V24N?il=0

>UK pledges $250 million to WHO, other charities to help slow spread of coronavirus
thehill.com/policy/international/492395-uk-pledges-250-million-to-who-other-charities-to-help-slow-spread-of

>UK Police appear from the shadows to bust up rural picnic
rt.com/uk/485665-british-police-fascist-coronavirus-picnic/

>Cops prowling around break in en masse to lonely man's apartment
anti-empire.com/uk-cops-on-the-prowl-for-social-gatherings-bust-down-door-break-into-lonely-mans-apartment-video/

>Government criticised for handling of the "crisis"
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/government-doing-everything-except-what-21858627

>Leaked dossier shows Blairites delierately tried to lose 2017 election to oust Corbyn
thelondoneconomic.com/politics/leaked-dossier-shows-labour-party-officials-worked-against-corbyn-in-a-bid-to-lose-2017-general-election/13/04/

>SNP under scrutiny for how £2.2 billion to support business is being spent
dailybusinessgroup.co.uk/2020/04/snp-must-explain-how-2-2bn-support-is-being-spent/

>Huawei rejects "baseless" claims about its involveent in UK 5G network
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/huawei-5g-uk-chief-victor-zhang-coronavirus-telecoms-a9462226.html

>UK has a political power vacuum and the journalistic class has completely failed : Iain Dale
iaindale.com/articles/boris-is-back

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First for got no sleep because my toddler was up all night

why do women?

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Bad luck mate. Maybe take a nap during the day. I didn't sleep because my sleep patterns are fucked up from not working. I've been going to bed at 4am most nights so im going to have to reset to normal hours tonight.

A girl looked at me in Tesco last Friday. She had a mask on and was about my age. I smiled as she turned her cart around, briefly narrowing our social distance, and then said 'thanks' when she looked at me and said I could pass and not to worry. A little later I was walking up one aisle and saw her at the end, lingering in the wide central aisle looking along two aisles, and then turning and briefly looking at me. In the next aisle (following the arrow system in place) I stopped briefly to buy some orange squash and she walked down the aisle and passed me, but I didn't look at her. Maybe I should have, but I'm not very good at things like that. She was wearing somewhat baggy but fashionable blue jeans, and a white tight vest top with black and blue hoops around it.

>somewhat baggy but fashionable
no such thing these days

It sounds like you are overthinking that interaction. I do it all the time. A smile and a warm look is all it takes, then I think about it for days or sometimes weeks.

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Who would have thought that the end of the world would be so tedious.

The pain of regret is more heavy than the pain of failure. Why didn't you ask her out?

not the end of the world just the end of society as we know it but aye its boring alright.

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>eat crisps
>chew up crisps into a fine mush
>get new crisp
>push mush onto new crisp
>eat the crunchy crisp and mush together as if you've invented a new culinary spread

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no

one time, walking along, i looked up and met eyes with some trollish mid-30s mum pushing her kid along on a bike... and she gave me the most puzzling wide-eyed smirk and tilted her head backwards. at first i thought she was flashing me a look about something weird going on, but it went on far too long and the street was empty apart from us.

that one still crosses my mind 2+ years later. what was she thinking? was she mental? i will never know. it's the not knowing that tortures me. what did she mean by this?

seems like everything will resume as normal to me t b h. wagie in his cagie, deano in his box, super rich raking it in, etc.

I have low self-confidence and not much in my life that would entertain or attract most girls, and would probably repulse them actually instead.

So is lockdown going to be extended until early may?

>and would probably repulse them actually instead
like what

What is this bullshit. Go back to r9k

A lack of friends, a lack of sexual experience, no real hobbies any more beyond reading, walking and going on the computer, tendency to collapse inwardly and shut off, etc.

i'll shag ya. i'm a 24 stone man

>A smile and a warm look is all it takes

A cold and heartless glance is all he needed to do, in this day and age the stupid bitch is already talking to eighteen thousand poo's a few million paki's a couple of billion niggers, the odd incel, and then some. Not to even go into how many bf's she has. I'm talking from experience, be real, let them know you hate them and you still get some that end up annoying you for two years, or twirl around and make stupid observations while you're trying to buy fucking wine at the local offy.

One thing that is annoying me now is i know normies aren't out and about having parties. There's no means for me to just jump in to a party/nightclub atmosphere and autism my way into a drunk thot and i will fuck the optics up if i don't get the optimal vagina on minecraft.

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>Britain to remain in lockdown till at least May 7 - the Times

When the fuck is the royal opera house going to refund my swan lake tickets

>A lack of friends
mysterious
>a lack of sexual experience
endearing
>reading, walking
common ground with women, then
>tendency to collapse inwardly and shut off
dark

girls love it

This is riding the fine line between irony and retardation; I do hope it's irony.

Do you expect to go back to work soon? Really can’t be arsed to go back in. Hoping my crypto holdings allow me to buy a house outright soon so I can quit wageslavery for good. Want to move to Cornwall or Devon

>Blairites
wtf are Blairites?

So? Have you ever been rejected? Who gives a fuck if she sais no? you'll be in the literal same position as before

>autist giving non-specific criticism of someone's observations on human relationships
imagine my shock

Jew's. It the optimal way to point them out.

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I reckon only another 3 weeks of this and everything will open again.

Real life isn't the Twilight saga you fucking poof. Being a loner with nothing to offer isn't mysterious.

>ballet
Yeah, with a complimentary buttplug you homo

Would that put you off a bird? If not, dont assume it would put a bird off you.

I dont understand women at the best of times. Best to try not to dwell on it.

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I've been rejected during drunken nights out, but I've never asked a girl out otherwise. So I know I need to be less sensitive and more courageous, but still. I just don't have any experience and am not a fun-loving, masculine, kind of person.