Canadians

Canadians,

What gives you the God-damned right to turn white, Christian Americans away from your border? So what if someone has a DUI - if they are white, Christian, and especially Alaskan, than what is the fucking problem?

For 100 years your assholes mounties have been stopping us from doing what we want with our continent. During the yukon gold rush scores of Americans were turned back by mounties because you thought they didnt have necessary supplies. Well assholes, these were the sons of the pioneers. They would have been fine and possibly rightly made the yukon and American territory.

Oh and i love mining and oil but you nerds need to clean up your fucking act. Toxic acid mine runoff is seeping into alaskas fisheries and you guys havnt done jack shit for 50 years. Oh and mt polley what the fuck are you doing about that?


Screw you Canada, i hate your history, your culture, your beer, and your people.

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get grilled taco

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Imagine how fun it would be to have a tail like a beaver

lmao get fucked dumb amerimutt

Dude, chill. They don't know

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>wanting to go to faggot canada
miss me with that

Nigga, then lets invade canada and carve out a corridor so i can drive my ass from canada to the lower 48 without ever leaving us soil

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Derp - Alaska to lower 48 pls now

Canadians wont let me in. Ferry broken down.

I ran op's pick through find my photo. How the fuck does it do that??

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Thats dope. Go get me a big mac

It's called scalable algorithms and linear algebra. They do math on a fuckin huge database of images.

Lmao you pathetic Americans never fail to make me laugh with your "Canada hate" threads

Face it, most Canadians will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of the border, get over it losers

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Alaskan here
Fuck Canada. We ought to rightly claim all highways and byways from here to the lower 48. We can be such a powerhouse if we had the proper pieces in place.

Canadians are a race descendend from smug, snobby 18th century dandies and fops who ran from new york and charleston with their tales between their legs. Ohhhh king George save ussssss

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>your beer
Fuck you

>What gives you the God-damned right to turn white, Christian Americans away from your border?

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yes.

Theyll burn your shed down again with that attitude

Its not like i want to stay there - shit make me pay a toll to use your roads but fuck off

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God that border gore makes me cringe. Prince rupert, victoria, vancouver and haidaguay should be ours.

Did I just witness canadian hour where these cucks get together and jack eachother off?

Well fuck you, we only got Justin "Cuban Weedman" Trudeau, and you have Hillary "Arkancide" Clinton Foundation!

It isn't your continent. We don't want your entitled, lowlife crook of an asset here. You can suck my maple syrup covered dick.

You know who would win if we fought over it. Don't be like that cousin. You are our bitch, and you like it. Just let me and my fellow drunks pass through your nation. A DUI isnt a felony here in the real world.

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So this all about canada not letting you in because you had a DUI? Wh the fuck gets a DUI lightweight.

Sizzle louder burger.

lol why you wanna come in so bad amerifag?

we should let him in so american border guard doesn't let him back in to states for having a DUI lololol

Canada is a necessary fiction to keep Quebec controlled, but they're doing a shitty job of it

Kek

I don’t like this place either. I can’t crack through the system and unofficially homeless but I’m following some sort of half-map plan