Found this gem on a Bernie sub

t. seething divorced cuck

Nope now go starve yourself while you lick boot to make it out alive.
mfw you all got dropped out on your heads

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Fucking parody becomes reality

they probably just don't want those low-life fucks to both get 500 per child. they should send 250 per child to each parent, but that'd be like an insult for the fucking useless begars in this country now. dey needz mo'.

Meanwhile my NEET ass whose retired at 25 years and been doing this for another 10 is getting PAAAAAAAYED! Getting my trumpbux and waiting for my trumphone nigga its whiteys turn to make this cash money!

College students live off a loan that doesn't need to be paid back until they're done college. They do not need immediate financial support.
Disabled people whose parents support them already get gibs and don't need more.
Seniors will be dead soon and should have a retirement anyway. If they're mooching off their children they don't deserve financial support, especially considering how thoroughly Boomers fucked everyone younger than them to ensure they'd have money in their old age.
Illegal immigrants do not deserve financial support because they never paid into the taxes providing said support.
Babies born in 2020 are simply a logistical oversight since this is based on 2018 and 2019 tax returns. And if they're only 3 months old then they don't really need much support to live. Suck on a titty and shut the fuck up.
High earners who lost their job should have savings
Parents who split custody are degenerates
People who owe back child support are likely also degenerates or have skipped out on being part of the system entirely

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I qualify, but how do I get the check? Are they sending it in the mail or depositing it to my account?

The GOPniks and Demonicrats are both gangbanging Barnie supporters

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It's just fake news. College students who file taxes and are not dependents will still get the money.

>college students
Not true, I filed my taxes when I was on college because I had a job, also students who receive grants or student loans have a tax record and will receive the stimulus
>disabled people whose parents support them
My parents support my sister who has MS and can't hold a job because of the physical demands. She also receives disability medical benefits from the state which is common and you guessed it, qualifies her for the stimulus.
>seniors living with kids
Not true, unless they're not working in which case they already receive a check from the government called social security and nothing has changed for them
>immigrants without ssn
So either illegals or H1Bs? Fuck em.
>babies born 2020
Or my daughter born after tax season 2019 who isn't on a filing, oh well.
>high earners who lost a job
True
>Parents who split custody
Not unless neither works
>people who haven't paid child support
Fuck em.

>disabled people who parents support them
Yas Forums neets btfo

>High earners who lost their jobs
oh nooooooooooooo!

Uhh if said college student had a summer job and filed taxes they should get a check?

Same here bro. Early 20's user on that good ass NEET life. I already get three meals a day and game for 6 to 8 hours. I'll probably make some upgrades to my PC with the 1200
>inb4 divorced losers and cucked college students seethe
LMAO

>Immigrants without social security numbers are excluded
Based

Not sure I would check the official irs site.

Yeah we are just picking on him he should be fine it’s all good fun.

Just got my corona cash today, gonna go pick up a new toolbox tomorrow.

Depends on earnings. Friend of mine was over 21 and couldn't get any Pell Grants and had to take out loans. Until he was 25 he wasn't considered an adult by the college and thus his parents income fucked him hard.

college is literally a shell game tier scam at this point.

Can we all please collectively laugh at Bernie supporters? This is too funny

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>those digits

My Pepe didn’t come out well...

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kek
Good shit man good shit. Saving up for that 5700XT after blowing my 1070 doing that gay F@H (not for corona want that shit to last forever). If I land that UBI it'll be so good it may have me doing a double take that god really does exist.